(DB and Zed are walking down the streets of Lemmy's Land (again presuming it is a physical place (and that it can afford streets)). Thunk is still working his way over from Dark Land. Shouldn't take too long, I mean logically speaking Lemmy's Land SHOULD be in Dark Land, so-)
DB: Shut your cake hole.
(Sorry.)
Zed: This is stupid. You're stupid. Those people walking down the street are stupid. Those buildings are stupid. This whole land is stupid. Life is stupid. Death is stupid too.
DB: Y'know, Zed, you don't have to follow me.
Zed: YOU are following ME.
DB: So egotistical.
Zed: You're annoying.
DB: No, I'm a ghost.
Zed: Go away.
DB: Good one.
Zed: I hate you.
DB: So what's new?
Zed: ... I'm going home.
DB: So am I, we do have to clean up the studio, what with all the time we've been gone-
Zed: No no no no no, I mean home to Mt. Rugged.
(DB tilts his head/entire body at Zed.)
Zed: ... To my mansion.
(DB tilts further.)
Zed: ... At the mountain's summit.
(Further.)
Zed: ... So I can be with my girlfriend and Dry Bones crew.
(DB is now upside down.)
Zed: Stop that.
(DB starts spinning.)
DB: Wheee~
Zed: ... I'm... done. I'm gonna go now.
DB: Uh-huh, sure~
Zed: ... Would you listen for just a min-
DB: Woooo~
(Zed puts a hand on DB, stopping his spinning.)
DB: Hey, I was on a ROLL!
Random Koopa: Boooo.
Zed: DB. I'm leaving. I'm done with this interview thing, and I'm done with you.
DB: Pfftt, not while you're under contract you aren't.
Zed: I don't care about that anymore. That thing probably wasn't even official.
DB: Your point?
Zed: ... Goodbye, DB. And just in case you still haven't got the message, I hate you.
(Zed turns to go. DB follows at a distance.)
DB: So that's it, then? After everything we've been through, you're just gonna run away?
Zed: Not gonna trick me.
DB: But what about all the GOOD times?
Zed: Oh, you mean me getting pelted with garbage in my first interview, you sticking me with a Chain Chomp in my second, letting Thunk beat me up in my fourth, shooting me with a Bullet Bill in my sixth, making me interview Hammer Brothers in my seventh-
DB: Hey, you were TRYING to provoke them-
Zed: SMACKING me with stamps in my eighth, making Petey Piranha eat and spit me out in my ninth-
DB: Oooo-kay, that's enough, Zed-!
Zed: HUNTING ME DOWN with a Phanto in my tenth-
DB: You totally sawed that guy in half.
Zed: Doing EVERYTHING in your power to make me SUFFER in my eleventh, etcetera, ETCET-ERA? YEAH. REAL GOOD TIMES THERE.
DB: ...
Zed: *gasp, gasp*
DB: ... Geez, you make it out to be such a GLOOMY TALE.
Zed: ... Why did you say that so ominously?
(Gloomtail falls from the sky, landing on Zed.)
Zed: ARGH- Mmph!
Gloomtail: Did somebody call for GOD!?
DB: Woah.
Gloomtail: Because I am a VERY busy deity.
DB: Uh.
Gloomtail: It would be a SHAME if no one took advantage of the precious time I'm spending in their ungrateful presence!
DB: Er.
Gloomtail: Who put these GREEN bones in between my toes?
Zed: Urk.
DB: Ehhh. I'm gonna go over here now.
(DB starts to leave.)
Gloomtail: You look LIKE a tasty purple cream puff.
(DB stops.)
DB: Are you sure you're putting your emphasis on the right words-
(Gloomtail eats DB.)
DB: AUGH, nooooo.
Zed: Yaaay- ow, my spine.
Gloomtail: The emphasis ruse was a DISTACTION.
Zed: What?
Gloomtail: Distraction.
DB: Oh c'mon, Gloomtail, you aren't even my running gag!
Gloomtail: I am GOD, I can be OMNIHUMOROUS if I so will it.
DB: Pleeeease spit me out?
Gloomtail: If I did that, then I'd be losing a MEAL, now wouldn't I?
DB: I'm a ghost, I'm not even digestible!
Gloomtail: The stomach of GOD is OMNIDIGESTIBLE!
Zed: I think you meant to say omnidigestive.
Gloomtail: ... The mold on my foot is talking at me.
Zed: Hey, you could tell I was green bones, what, not even two minutes ago!
Gloomtail: I changed my mind. You are now MOLD!
DB: Haaaa-
Zed: At least I didn't get eaten.
DB: Awww. If only Thunk were here!
Zed: I don't think Thunk could bail you out of this one.
Thunk: Oor.
Zed: Oh hey, Thunk found us.
DB: WHAT?!
Gloomtail: Hello, animate slab of ROCK.
Thunk: Hello dragon.
DB: THUNK! Get me out of here!
Thunk: Hur? Where Boss?
DB: I am inside the dragon's stomach!
Gloomtail: Hmm, usually my meals have gone quiet by now.
Thunk: How boss get in there?
DB: ... I was assaulted by seventeen ninjas. Ghost ninjas. With swords and guns for arms. I WOULD have defeated all of them, but uh, Zed distracted me. And then I got eaten by Gloomtail.
Zed: Gloomtail, can you please deny that?
Gloomtail: I'm not sure, mold, my memory of the event is rather HAZY.
Zed: ... Thunk, can you just get us free? Or, at least, get ME free?
DB: Yeah, either that or segway into an interview somehow.
(Gloomtail perks up.)
Gloomtail: An INTERVIEW?
Zed: Please don't tell me you like Interviews.
Gloomtail: Why would I NOT? Interviews help to spread my HOLY word!
DB: ... Okay, so how's about you spit me out and I give you a proper interview?
Gloomtail: If you, the slab, and the mold become my DISCIPLES, then we MAY have a deal.
Zed: What does that actually entail-
DB: Deal!
Gloomtail: WONDERFUL!
(Thunk spits out the camera. Gloomtail spits out DB.)
DB: Agh, dragon slobber everywhere!
Zed: Hey, what about me!?
(Gloomtail scrapes Zed off his foot against the side of a building.)
Zed: Ow- OW, MY MARROW.
Gloomtail: You're welcome.
DB: You okay, Zeddy?
Zed: Yeah... I just think I'm gonna lie here for a while. Ow.
DB: You do that. Meanwhile, I'm gonna start this interview before it wins the award for “longest intro to an Interview ever”.
Zed: These Interviews are just plain too long-
DB: Blah blah blah, Dark Boo's Interviews! Today I interview Gloomtail, if you hadn't already gathered or have a severe case of short-term memory loss, in which case, I'm sorry. I am covered in drool.
Gloomtail: I am the GREATEST! Aren't I, cream puff?
DB: Yes sir.
Gloomtail: Mold?
Zed: No doubt.
Gloomtail: Slab?
Thunk: Yup.
Gloomtail: Excellent. I find your worship REFRESHING! On with the QUESTIONS!
DB: ... Psst, Zed, what do I ask?
Zed: You're on your own, I have broken bones to mend.
Gloomtail: What is this delay? How can you NOT have QUESTIONS about your GOD?!
DB: Uh, er, Thunk?
Thunk: What dragon eat?
Gloomtail: I have a very diverse DIET. It would be impossible to list the sum of all the MORSELS that have been given the honour of being my SUPPER! Or LUNCH! Or BREAKFAST!
Zed: So pretty much anything that moves?
Gloomtail: PARDON, mold?
Zed: ... What about... brunch...?
Gloomtail: Brunch is reserved exclusively for WAFFLES! And... sometimes sausage.
DB: Must be some pretty good waffles, but, aren't you a carnivore?
Gloomtail: OMNIVORE!
DB: Eh- Okay, that one's an actual term.
Gloomtail: Admittedly, I do prefer MEAT over anything else, BUT I would never deny myself the pleasure of eating any other potentially delicious FOOD.
DB: Why do you keep talking like that?
Gloomtail: Like WHAT?!
DB: Loudly exclaiming one or two words per SENTENCE- See, now I'm DOING- Argh!
Gloomtail: It emphasizes that I am a GREAT and MIGHTY being!
Zed: Even though you never spoke like that in the game you appeared in?
Gloomtail: Which GAME was that?
Zed: Paper Mario? Thousand Year Door?
Gloomtail: Oh YES, I remember that. Never HAPPENED!
Zed: What? Why not?
Gloomtail: Just DIDN'T.
Zed: How can you remember it if it never happened?
Gloomtail: Lies spread by my DETRACTORS!
Zed: Pretty sure it was canon-
Gloomtail: The mold seems EAGER to be my next sacrifice.
Zed: I'll be good.
Gloomtail: GOOD!
DB: Okay, but for the sake of conversation, rhetoric, and my existence, let's just say hypothetically that the Thousand Year Door happened.
Gloomtail: I do not want to HUMOR those who would speak against me, but VERY well.
DB: What was hypothetical-Gloomtail doing in that cramped space in the Palace of Shadow?
Gloomtail: The Shadow Queen asked that I stay there and GUARD the Star Key, which could ultimately be used to REACH her throne room and final RESTING place.
DB: Oh man, so many questions rising from this...
Gloomtail: Your trail of thought DISPLEASES me. I enjoyed the SLAB'S question much more!
Thunk: Hur.
DB: I promise I'll ask more questions like his later?
Gloomtail: Fine, your god will grant you this PITTANCE!
DB: Thank you, o lord of mine. How did you get your enormous frame inside that room to begin with? There was really only the one obvious door in, and there's no way you could fit your head through there, let alone your entire body.
Gloomtail: Before the entire Palace of Shadow got BURIED underground, the one WALL could open and give way to the sky, where I could simply FLY out.
DB: Wait, what?
Gloomtail: Do you not remember the LORE in the “game” that never actually happened? The town of ROGUEPORT was built over an OLD city that had existed 1,000 years prior! The Palace of Shadow just happened to take up about a FOURTH of that city!
Zed: So you were in your room when the Shadow Queen was defeated, and you just decided to stay there long enough for the entire palace to sink underground and just get paved over?
Gloomtail: I was ASLEEP, potential future sacrifice!
Zed: ... But, for that long, er, sir?
Gloomtail: Dragons can sleep for extensive periods of time, ESPECIALLY dragon gods! And besides. When the Shadow Queen was defeated for the FIRST time, it caused such a huge release of ENERGY that the Palace of Shadow sank into the ground rather FAR.
Zed: ... Out of curiosity, the Shadow Queen was first beaten by...?
Gloomtail: A Toad, a Goomba, a BOO, and a Koopa who just so happened to gather up the Crystal STARS and fight their way to the palace.
Zed: And just so we're clear, these four heroes did not beat you into a comatose state that would last until the palace was buried?
Gloomtail: Correct, they most certainly did NOT. Had I been AWAKE, and had they CHALLENGED me, they would have fallen quickly!
Zed: So how did they get the key that would have taken them down to the Shadow Queen's throne room?
Gloomtail: HRM?!
Zed: Well, I was just wondering, sir, weren't you guarding the Star Key…?
Gloomtail: Pffah! ... They must have picked the LOCK!
Zed: The... lock that was effectively a slot for a star-shaped rock?
Gloomtail: YES!
Zed: ... Well, okay. It's certainly not worth risking getting eaten over.
Gloomtail: What do you take me for? I would never eat MOLD!
Zed: Oh, phew-
Gloomtail: Now GREEN BEANS, that's a different story.
Zed: What-
Gloomtail: You're now green beans.
Zed: Ah- Agh!
Gloomtail: Be GOOD and you can be MOLD again.
Zed: Mm... Yes sir...
DB: You see where you and your questions of logic get you, Zed? Serves ya right.
Zed: And where did you suddenly run off to?!
DB: Went to get ice cream.
(DB licks a tower of ice cream.)
Zed: ...
DB: You hate me?
Zed: Like you would not believe.
Thunk: Thunk get ice cream?
DB: Maybe later.
Thunk: Hur...
Gloomtail: AHEM.
DB: Don't worry, god, I got you a sacrifice.
(DB holds out another tower of ice cream.)
Gloomtail: I am PLEASED!
(Gloomtail eats the ice cream. Along with DB's arm.)
DB: Okay that kinda hurt a lot.
Gloomtail: ROCKY ROAD. Not a bad decision, I SUPPOSE.
DB: Major ow.
Gloomtail: ... Are you INJURED?
DB: Yes sir.
Gloomtail: Well THEN. I can't have DAMAGED disciples.
DB: ...
Gloomtail: ... Stop it.
(DB stares at the stump where his arm used to be. He then looks back to Gloomtail.)
DB: 'Kay.
Gloomtail: Good cream PUFF! Now then, MORE QUESTIONS.
DB: Uh... So the Shadow Queen was your master?
Gloomtail: God HAS no master!
DB: Well, yeah, I mean she's kinda dead now.
Zed: Though apparently she was that one interviewer's girlfriend-
DB: Pffsh, like anyone is really gonna accept that as canon, Zed.
Zed: True, but dead or not, we could still interview her-
DB: Zed?
Zed: What?
DB: Shh.
Zed: ...
DB: Please continue your explanation, god?
Gloomtail: It is TRUE that I did do a few FAVOURS for the Shadow Queen in the time I took up residence in the Palace of Shadow... But she was in no way my MASTER.
DB: But didn't she create you and your siblings Hooktail and Bonetail?
Gloomtail: Yes, but CREATOR and MASTER are not the same thing!
Thunk: Agree.
DB: ... So, does that mean she wasn't Hooktail or Bonetail's master either?
Gloomtail: No, THEY were entirely loyal to the Shadow Queen.
DB: But not you?
Gloomtail: NOPE!
DB: You just had your own room in the palace and guarded the Star Key for her?
Gloomtail: The Shadow Queen and I were on GOOD terms, what can I say?
DB: Good enough for me. I'm not the logic police here.
Zed: ...
DB: What kind of relationship did you have with your siblings anyway?
Gloomtail: I've always loved my little sister HOOKY. We still talk on OCCASION.
DB: I thought she was dead.
Gloomtail: Why would she be DEAD?!
DB: Didn't Mario beat the tar out of her?
Gloomtail: That would still be within the events of this so called GAME you brought up, which we agreed NEVER happened!
DB: Oh, right.
Gloomtail: And even if this Mario, who I have NEVER met in my life, luckily for HIM, DID somehow manage to DEFEAT Hooky, I doubt he could have inflicted enough damage to KILL her.
DB: Any reason why she would hypothetically have had such low HP for a giant dragon, though?
Gloomtail: Hooky hasn't exactly been keeping in SHAPE, what with her diet. Little known FACT, Koopas are high in fat and low in other NUTRIENTS.
DB: Hear that, Zed? You're high in fat! Ha!
Zed: ... I'm a Dry Bones. Not a Koopa.
DB: Those are fundamentally the same thing!
Zed: Well at least I'm not a big ball of pudgy fat.
DB: Hey, I told you, just because I'm spherical-!
Gloomtail: AHEM!
DB: Huh?
Gloomtail: What about BONETAIL, god?
DB: ... Oh, right. What about Bonetail, god?
Gloomtail: He and I haven't really TALKED at all since the Shadow Queen put him in the Pit of 100 Trials. Not that we really could have. All he could say at that point was AROO, or some variation on AROO, such as AROOOOOOO.
DB: He was always that way?
Gloomtail: Not at all, just after he DIED.
DB: Didn't Bonetail starve to death in the Pit of 100 Trials?
Gloomtail: Where did you hear THAT?
DB: Somewhere.
Gloomtail: SOMEWHERE is a liar! He was CONSTANTLY being thrown VICTIMS, even AFTER the Shadow Queen died.
DB: So... How did Bonetail die?
Gloomtail: I was never given ALL the details, just that he had SUCCUMBED to the amassing rebel forces who OPPOSED the Shadow Queen. She didn't want to WASTE a perfectly good dragon corpse, though, so she reanimated his BONES. With limited INTELLIGENCE.
DB: Huh. What was Bonetail like before he died?
Gloomtail: He was pretty RELAXED. Good to make conversation with when he wasn't busy SLAUGHTERING the masses.
DB: Yikes. Think you could take him in a fight?
Gloomtail: Why WOULDN'T I be able to?
DB: He was your older brother. And he did have substantially more HP than you, even just being bones.
Gloomtail: Clearly you have not checked the FACTS!
(Gloomtail hands DB a strategy guide to PM: TTYD.)
DB: “Gloomtail: HP: 80 9999 ATK: 8 9999 DEF: 2 9999 - You cannot defeat this boss for it is GOD. You are better turning OFF this lie of a GAME and doing something PRODUCTIVE. Such as worshiping your GOD. Which is GLOOMTAIL.” Huh. Can't argue with messy looking red ink clearly covering another layer of text!
Gloomtail: What's written on TOP is clearly more factual than whatever was written on the BOTTOM. Hence, I am STRONGER than Bonetail.
Zed: And it's not like he can challenge you from the Pit of 100 Trials.
Gloomtail: That TOO.
DB: ... Speaking of which, how did you get out of the Palace of Shadow?
Gloomtail: HM?!
DB: If the Palace of Shadow was underground, and the only way out of your room for you was sealed off by rockfall and earth...
Gloomtail: OH! That. Eventually I just grew WEARY of staying in the same room for so long, so I just TORE through the wall and EARTH and burrowed my way back UP. Which you CANNOT hypothetically DISPROVE with your hypothetical GAME that never HAPPENED, because even in that FALSE sequence of EVENTS, my room became INACCESSIBLE after that hypothetical MAN used the STAR KEY he never actually STOLE!
DB: Didn't say he did, sir.
Gloomtail: GOOD!
DB: Why'd you eat the chest with the Star Key anyway?
Gloomtail: To make it IMPOSSIBLE to retrieve. No one could EVER get a KEY within the stomach of GOD.
Zed: So it's still in your stomach?
Gloomtail: Of COURSE!
Zed: DB, you were just in there, weren't you?
DB: Yes. There was definitely a large wooden chest next to me inside god's stomach. I was unaware of the contents but given the words that are currently being spoken I could assume it is most definitely the Star Key.
Gloomtail: Smart cream puff, you are.
Zed: So then how would Mario have gotten to the Shadow Queen? Because he undoubtedly fought and beat HER-
Gloomtail: Picked the lock.
Zed: Oh yes, how could I forget that option?
DB: Yeah, what's wrong with you, you idiot?
Zed: Nrgh-!
Gloomtail: The slab has been disappointingly QUIET.
Thunk: Thunk work camera. Take lot of focus.
Gloomtail: Take INTEREST in your god as well. ASK!
Thunk: Did brother and sister have rooms too?
Gloomtail: Yes, but EVENTUALLY Hooky was posted at a CASTLE to spread the Shadow Queen's INFLUENCE, and BONETAIL didn't need his room after he got KILLED.
Thunk: How dragon get food in room?
Gloomtail: HUNDREDS of Dry Bones servants bringing me frequent SACRIFICES.
Thunk: Why leave that?
Gloomtail: Because after a THOUSAND years the QUALITY of said SACRIFICES tended to DENIGRATE. A pile of RATS is no giant STEAK.
Thunk: Like paper money no coins.
Gloomtail: EXACTLY!
Zed: ...
DB: ... Eh. Should we try rounding up an audience?
Gloomtail: Yes, find me FOLLOWERS!
Zed: ... My bones are more or less mended now, so we CAN go out there... Meh, might work for like eight lines of filler.
(DB and Zed go stand on the corner of a street, handing out pamphlets.)
DB: Come join the church of Gloomtail, so that you may ask his GREATNESS whatever question you may desire ANSWERED! As long as it's about Gloomtail.
Random Goomba: Whuzzis all about?
DB: The great GOD Gloomtail is among us, and blesses us with his grace, as well as answers to all the questions you could ever imagine! ... About Gloomtail.
Random Goomba: Huh?
Zed: ... Just read the pamphlet.
Random Goomba: Looks kinda dumb. Pass.
Zed: Well go figure, he didn't want to join.
DB: Ah, don't worry, Zeddy, I'm sure someone will eventually go for it!
Zed: Bluuugh.
(DB and Zed return to Gloomtail after many hours and potential followers!)
Gloomtail: WELL?
Zed: We couldn't find anyone.
Gloomtail: WHAT?! How is that POSSIBLE? EXPLAIN!
DB: Uh, um, everyone was so excited at the prospect of being your follower that they all had heart attacks and died.
Gloomtail: Hmm, then HOW come the same thing did NOT happen to you, green beans, or the slab when I first ENLISTED your services!?
DB: None of us actually have hearts, sir.
Gloomtail: Oh. TRAGIC, but it is LOGICAL. Did you at LEAST get their questions?
DB: ... Yes.
Gloomtail: EXCELLENT, ask them!
DB: ... Well, go on, Zed. Ask the questions we obtained from the people.
Zed: What, me?!
Gloomtail: ...
Zed: ... Someone asked why your main breath attack is poison-based.
Gloomtail: What's wrong with POISON?!
Zed: Well, Bonetail had a breath attack that could inflict any status effect, and Hooktail just had a basic fire breath... Why would the Shadow Queen's first creation get the most diverse and powerful breath attack, give you one that's just poisonous, and then give Hooktail the most iconic kind of dragon breath?
Gloomtail: Bonetail originally had a DARK breath attack. He didn't get the UPGRADE until after he died. As for ME, since I regularly DEFENDED the Palace of Shadow, a POISON breath was an EFFECTIVE way of further weakening the enemies of the Shadow Queen. Flying over their NUMBERS, spraying down CLOUDS of toxic gas, they RARELY so much as made it to the front GATES!
Zed: Actually, that is pretty smart thinking...
Gloomtail: HOOKY got fire because you can't go wrong with fire and all of its various APPLICATIONS.
Zed: All right, but what about your Megabreath attack?
Gloomtail: What ABOUT it?
Zed: Why are you the only one in your family that has the ability to use it?
Gloomtail: Because I am GOD!
Zed: ...
Gloomtail: It is a HOLY breath!
Zed: ...
Gloomtail: Why else would it be bright and all GOLD and the most POWERFUL attack in the GAME?!
Zed: The one that never happened?
Gloomtail: YES!
Zed: Not counting the Shadow Queen's ability to do twenty damage as opposed to Megabreath's sixteen?
Gloomtail: NO!
Zed: So where didn't you get the Megabreath from?
Gloomtail: I DIDN'T get it from the Shadow Queen as a MEANS of dealing with those few larger FOES who would approach the PALACE and who wouldn't DIE from a few POISON breaths!
Zed: Of course not.
Thunk: Film almost gone.
DB: Wrap it up, Zed! Go go GO OH GOD.
Zed: ...
(DB grins at Zed.)
Zed: ... All right, one more question, Gloomtail.
Gloomtail: ...
Zed: Sir.
Gloomtail: Make it a GOOD one!
Zed: Did you ever have any association with the Shadow Sirens?
Gloomtail: WHO?!
Zed: Beldam, Marilyn, and Vivian? Purple, hats that covered their eyes...
Gloomtail: AH, those THREE. I remember them WARPING in and out of the PALACE of Shadow like they OWNED the place. The ones with the YELLOW and RED hats, they didn't BOTHER me so much, they were fairly QUIET. The one with the BLUE hat, though... Just THINKING about HER...
Zed: That bad?
Gloomtail: “HEY GLOOMTAIL! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT KEY COVERED! MAKE SURE NO ONE STEALS THAT KEY, GLOOMTAIL! YOU STILL HAVE THAT KEY, DON'T YOU GLOOMTAIL!? YOU SHOULD REALLY PUT AN AIR FRESHENER IN YOUR ROOM, GLOOMTAIL! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU BATHED, GLOOMTAIL!?”
(Gloomtail roars furiously.)
Zed: Ouch.
Gloomtail: She was a bit ANNOYING, yes. Also a BLASPHEMER.
Zed: Uh, sorry to hear that?
Gloomtail: You'd BETTER be!
Thunk: Film done.
DB: And that is a wrap!
(DB eats a sandwich wrap.)
DB: Also the Interview is over.
(Thunk stows the camera back in his mouth.)
Gloomtail: WONDERFUL, now we can go about SPREADING my WORD!
DB: Gloomtail, look! A mountain of WAFFLES!
Gloomtail: ... Like I would honestly FALL for that!
DB: But-!
Gloomtail: I thought you were LOYAL, purple cream PUFF-
(A mountain of waffles falls on Gloomtail.)
Zed: ...
Thunk: ...
DB: Weeeell, I tried to warn him.
Thunk: Hur.
(Unsurprisingly, Gloomtail is unharmed.)
Gloomtail: These are WAFFLES, they only serve as a MINOR inconvenience!
Zed: Hey, I thought you loved waffles.
Gloomtail: Only for BRUNCH- actually it is almost noon.
(Gloomtail starts to feast upon the waffles. DB and Zed run. Thunk follows at a leisurely pace.)
Zed: Think this is going to backfire on us in the future?
DB: Nooo, don't be silly!
Zed: So where do we go?
DB: We should hunker down in the interview studio which we haven't actually been inside in YEARS! Place must be abandoned and run-down by now, Gloomtail would never think to check there!
Zed: Hmm, I guess it'll do- Hey WAIT a second, wasn't I going somewhere else before this whole Gloomtail thing happened-?
DB: HURRY, MOVE FASTER OH GOD.
Zed: ACK!
(DB grabs Zed by the neck, dragging him violently. Thunk stops, walks back to Gloomtail, and has a waffle or two. He and the dragon engage in a brief but valuable conversation that will forever cement them in each others minds. Thunk then says his goodbyes, much to Gloomtail's disappointment, heading off after his boss and coworker. Gloomtail, upon finishing brunch, would curse about how he loses more disciples that way, and then take to the sky, vowing to spread his word, his religion, and his status as a god. This would not last long, however, and Gloomtail would return to harassing anyone and everyone who would give him the time of day. And he would be pleased.)
DB: Also I'm still missing an arm.
(It has not grown back yet.)
DB: Aw maaaan, end transmission.
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