Name: Bill Bones
Aliases: Bones
First Appearance: PUNCHY AND BOGMIRE interview DRY BONES
First Quote: "My name is Bones. Bill Bones. But to answer, I was a regular Koopa."
Age: 19
Favorite Color: Green/gold
Favorite Food: Pizza
Least Favorite Food: Eggs
Favorite Koopaling: Ludwig (could make an invention that creates money)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Larry (likes dirt, which reminds him of dirt poor)
Favorite Minion: Any Wario World enemies
Favorite Mario Game: Wario World (technically a Wario game)
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Tingle’s Rose Colored Rupee Land (Japan only)
Appearance: Slightly shorter than other Dry Bones
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can act like a pile of bones, and escape on trash day

History: Bill was a Koopa that died. He didn’t care, because he’d come back as a Dry Bones. During his life and afterlife, he had an interest in money. He saw a sign that said he’d get paid to be interviewed. But that was clearly false. Believing it, he got interviewed. Now he’s part of the gang, nagging nearly everyone for a dollar. Known results are a “No”, the dollar, more than 1 dollar, and some random object.