(Last time on the Your Twin the Fourth and Phantos67 Interview Show, Chef Guy and Turbo interviewed Hermie III, then they ended up in Sub-con with Wigit the Pidgit and Dimentio.)
Phantos67: Woah. Ok, I didn't expect to be back here.
Wigit: That makes two of us.
(Phantos67 does a double take.)
Phantos67: What are you doing here?
Wigit: I stuck around. And I didn't get to eat that feast. *glares at Kollin*
Phantos67: You know, I like you. Want to join my crew?
Wigit: Sure!
YTtF: Ow... DIMENTIO! I'M PRETTY SURE THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE!
Dimentio: Oops. I got the wrong direction.
(He teleports everybody again, plus a random Albatoss. We now cut to a blazing inferno with what looks like a giant grill in it. A cage and a platform are suspended from a rope above the grill. The party lands on the platform.)
Dimentio: Ah! Welcome to Dimentio's Interview Grill! Where you get to burn the interviewees with questions... literally!
YTtF and Phantos67's Crews: YOU TOOK US TO A GIANT GRILL?!
YTtF: Well I told you it was an offer from Dimentio. Anyway, Wigit and Goomy are interviewing the Albatoss we brought along.
(Dimentio teleports the Albatoss to the cage. A smaller platform appears, and Goomy and Wigit go on it. They get close to the cage.)
Wigit: Well, I'm more of an ice person, but I can deal with it. So, where do you get your name from?
Albatoss: You know how-
(Dimentio puts his hand on a button labeled "DROP CAGE".)
Albatoss: Ok, ok, ok. It's because I toss Bob-ombs onto my victims.
(Dimentio pulls his hand away.)
Goomy: Are you related to Goonies?
Albatoss: Yes, you could say we are. We just are a little bigger and drop bombs.
Wigit: Is it possible to kill you?
Albatoss: Yes, if somebody uses a Starman on me.
Goomy: Were you working under Wart?
Albatoss: Nah, not really. We're just typical Sub-con birds that hang around.
Dimentio: For having such a lame answer, you will roast in the fire!
(The grill rack vanishes, and the cage (with Albatoss in it) drops inside the grill. It comes up badly scorched.)
Albatoss: Ouch...
Wigit: So which character did you like beating up on the most?
Albatoss: Toad.
Wigit: Any particular reason?
Albatoss: It's fun watching him cry.
Wigit: Oh.
Goomy: You said you were relatives of Goonies. If so, why are you brown and look more like a bird?
Albatoss: Species develop differently in the dream world than in the real world, so we look different.
Wigit: How come you just let Mario and Co. ride on you? Like in the one level, where you needed to ride an Albatoss over to an area where you could get in a rocket. Why didn't you attack?
Albatoss: Well, we didn't have many attacks and we thought by helping Mario and his pals up to a harder level they would fail.
Popple: You should know that he ALWAYS wins.
Albatoss: You forget, this was one of his first few games. We didn't know he was that good.
Dimentio: Okay, now we pass to audience questions like readers to a new page!
(He then summons a second grill rack and suspends it in midair. The audience drops and sits on the bars.)
Goomy: Seat SHERLOCKPENGUIN!
Pennington: Why do you drop Bob-ombs?
Albatoss: AL LIKE EXPLOZIONS!
Phantos67: What's your name, interviewee?
Albatoss: Al.
Phantos67: YOU COULD'VE TOLD US THAT SOONER!!!
Al: Sorry.
Dimentio: Being sorry won't stop you from roasting like charcoal!
(He drops Al in the grill again.)
Goomy: Seat SHERLOCK TOAD!
Shroomlock: What do you do present day?
Al: I'm a free Sub-conian thanks to Mario. He destroyed Wart so now I'm free. I just fly around and do whatever.
Shroomlock: I see.
Wigit: Seat GREATGALLOPIN'GULPITS!
Grubba: What do you think of Mario?
Al: I like him, mainly because he freed Sub-con.
Goomy: Seat BOO BALLOON!
Balloon Boo: Do you like Bob-ombs?
Al: No, they were such a pain to carry, and not to mention risky.
Dimentio: 'Kay. Methinks it's time to end this. But first, let's have a little fun!
(He presses a bunch of buttons, and Al and the audience drop into the inferno, never to be seen again.)
Phantos67: Hasta lavista.
YTtF: Ok. Dimentio's coming with me! End transmission!
Phantos67: Yeah, end it.
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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