Name: Dimentio Dimensio
Height: 5'2’’
Weight: 100 lbs
Favorite Food: Anything that Timpani cooks
Least Favorite Food: Anything O'Chunks cooks
Favorite Pastimes: Tricking and backstabbing Count Bleck, killing Mr. L, messing up Fracktail, saying similes, backstabbing Morton Koopa Sr, backstabbing Smithy, Wart, Cackletta, writing the Dark Prognosticus, going out with Rosalina, and ALMOST ruling the entire universe.
Least Favorite Pastime: Losing to Mario and Co., dieing, being in the Underwhere, and eating O'Chunks's food
Favorite People: Count Bleck's father, Rosalina, Peach, Timpani, Count Bleck, Nastasia, Mimi, and O'Chunks
Least Favorite People: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Jaydes, Grambi, Grate Guy, Grodus, Smithy, Wart, Cackletta, and Fawful.

So you want to learn more about me, eh? I'm not surprised. I mean, look at me. I am so smart and so good looking and so much better than you- Oh, please come back! I'm sorry.

All right, I will begin. I was born into the family of Dementio and Diminsia. My father was the most powerful (and demented) magician of all time- next to me. He wrote a powerful book named The Book of Beginning. It was a powerful book knowing everything, everyone, and origins. As I was growing up I decided to write a book as well. I took my father's book and with the magic I learned from it wrote a book that told future events. I called it The Dark Prognosticus. Then an idea struck me. “I can rule the universe with this book.” I wrote the prophecy using the knowledge I got from the Book of Beginning. Now all I had to do was plan everything out. I scanned the book, searching for someone who could carry out the prophecy. “Lord Blumirre… He will do!” And with that I closed the book. A few years later I started The Tribe of Ancients and gave them the book. Then I read a passage in my father's book and learned to travel 1,200 hundred years into the future. This, however, was a one-time thing only, with no return ticket, but still I warped. There I saw that the Tribe of Darkness had sealed away my book as foretold. “It’s time for this show to begin!”

I observed Blumiere for a while. Soon I told King Louis that his boy was ready to face a Light. “What?! My boy isn’t ready to fight a Light!”

“Then when will he be?” I asked.

“Who are you?” he asked.

“Just a humble jester, King Louis,” I said with a smile. With that I left his throne.

The next day King Louis decided to send Blumiere to go fight a Light. “Fine day to play matchmaker!” I said as I quickly went to the Tribe of Light. I went around spreading a thought. “Today would be a fine day to ask Lady Timpani to marry someone,” I said, floating around. Soon a huge line formed in front of Timpani’s home. I saw her teleport out of her home and head towards the cliff. At that point I flipped to 2D and waited. Soon it became sunset and I saw Blumiere overlooking the tribe. Below him Timpani was walking. I charged a starbust and fired it beneath Blumiere. With that I sealed their fate. The cliff collapsed and Blumiere fell near Timpani. “Now that Act 1 is complete,” I said as I saw Timpani carry Blumiere to her home, “Act 2 shall now commence!”

In the shadows I watched their relationship grow. I kept a close eye on Blumiere waiting for the right opportunity. Soon the day came. I saw Blumiere leaving the palace, ring in hand. “Now it is time for this matchmaker to split them apart”

I teleported to King Louis’s throne room. “You again?!” he yelled.

“A thousand pardons…but I thought you would be interested to know what your son is up to,” I said, bowing down.

“What blasphemy do you speak?!”

“Allow me to show you, my King,” I said, snapping my fingers. I teleported us to the Tribe of Light and flipped us to 2D. I pointed at Timpani’s house and he saw in shock as Blumiere was holding hands with a human.

“My son…has betrayed me!” he screamed.

“Like a shifty partner who wants everything for himself,” I said, smiling.

“I am grateful for your assistance but… who are you?” he asked, facing me.

“Just a humble jester, King. Ciao!” And with that I teleported him back to the throne.

I soon watched Louis unleash his fury among the Tribe of Light and curse Timpani. The next day I watched as Blumiere’s heart broke after he learned that Timpani was cursed to wander all worlds. Finally I saw Blumiere begin his transformation into Count Bleck. “Now the second act has ended and the third act… can begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“Isn’t this a fine show?” I said as I watched Count Bleck kill his own father, then destroy the Tribe of Darkness. “Hello there!” Count Bleck turned around and saw me. “I understand you are the destroyer of worlds. I would like to be your humble servant,” I said.

After a long silence, Count Bleck said, “No… I am not the destroyer of worlds.”

“B-b-but you have the Dark Prognosticus!” I sputtered.

“It doesn’t matter. All I want to do is search… for her.” And with that he left the world he destroyed.

“Hmm… In that case… the third act will be changed” I said, thinking “You’ll find her like two long-lost brothers untied.” And with that I left as well.

“Home sweet home!” I said, appearing in Dimension D. “Better tidy up here. I’ll be expecting a guest soon.” I knew the curse Louis cast on Timpani would force her to travel all worlds… and dimensions. After a long journey and wait for me, she stumbled upon Dimension D. “Hello there.” Timpani faced me but I could tell her vision was fading. “Are you lost?” I asked, and she weakly let out a “yes”. I rose my arms, smiling “Well then, let me help you, like a rich person giving money to the poor!”

And so I teleported her close to Flipside. I watched as she collapsed, and saw Merlon approach her. “Well this show was changed a bit,” I said as I saw Timpani transformed into Tippi. “But it is still as good as ever, like a bucket of ice cream on a hot summer day. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now let the fourth act commence!”

I soon found Count Bleck but I also found he had another minions. “Hmm. I should have read the book more,” I said.

I teleported in front of Count Bleck. “Bleck!” he yelled, startled.

“’Ey Count? Is this guy ’iving you trouble? If he is let me chunk ’im up!” said one of the minions.

“No,” said Count Bleck. “He’s the guy we’re looking for.”

“Why, little old me?” I said, smiling.

“Apparently you are marked as The Dark One, and I need your help to complete the prophecy,” he said.

“Ah, but humor me this… I thought you didn’t want to be the destroyer of worlds.” With that statement his head fell. I knew that Count Bleck had not succeeded in finding his Timpani.

“Without her the world means nothing too me,” he said to me before turning back.

“Then I shall help you as best I can, my Count” I said, bowing.

With my help we found out who the princess of pure heart was as well as the monster with an evil heart. Count Bleck went after them while the minions and I were decorating the wedding hall. Soon the wedding commenced. “Hmm, I knew that the princess was of pure heart, but I had no idea she was ravishing as well!” I said, watching. “Pity she’s marrying that tub of lard over there.” Soon the Chaos Heart was born and Luigi appeared to stop us. “Ahh, and the Man in Green!” I said as I saw him stomp on Bowser and soon the Chaos Heart. “Now that the fourth act has ended, let the final act begin!”

“Who are you talking to?” said Mimi.

“Uh… Myself,” I said.

“Weirdo”

The fifth act was the events in SPM. As soon as I backstabbed Count Bleck and took control of the Chaos Heart, my “Ultimate Show” began. However, somehow I was defeated. I don’t know what I did wrong but I ended up dieing. “A villain formulates a plan that cannot fail… but a good villain formulates a backup plan that can’t fail! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!” I said as I arrived in the Underwhere.

Details, details. After my arrival to the Underwhere I convinced and teamed up with Morton Koopa Sr. After that plan failed I was sent back to the Underwhere. They were going to feed me to Bonechill so I quickly escaped, and ended up in a meeting with Wart, Smithy, and Cackletta. Soon I teamed up with them and made a new plan. However I have a weakness: I seem to double-cross anybody I team up with.

After an embarrassing defeat Count Bleck was ready to banish me once and for all. “You won’t cause grief to anyone anymore!” he said, raising his cane over me.

“I’m sorry, but you must spare my life…” I said weakly.

Count Bleck ignored me and brought it down. “Stop!” cried out Timpani, grabbing Count Bleck’s hand.

“What? Why?” I faced Timpani, and in that moment I saw why she had spared my life. She knew somehow that I was the one who brought them together. “Darling, this monster is dangerous!” spat Count Bleck.

“Maybe, but I’m sure he learned his lesson,” she said, facing me.

“I don’t know…” said Bleck.

“Please…” she said.

With that he held back his cane. “But why?” he asked again.

“I have my reasons,” she said, helping me up. “And you! You be good now, you understand?” she said. “I’ll… I’ll try…” I muttered. And so I moved back into Castle Bleck.

Little did we know we were going to have another person moving in as well. Count Bleck’s father Louis had transformed into Count Bla`ck. We soon became good friends, which annoyed Bleck.

Just because I decided to turn sides, that didn’t mean I couldn’t get the MK in trouble. After a certain incident with dynamite my Dimentio goop went rampant. Luckily we were able to contain it.

You may have noticed I have a… thing for Rosalina. Well after the Dimentio goop incident she wasn’t fond of me. Later of course she finally forgave me. On Valentines Day she finally went out with me. That was also the day Grodus and Smithy set their plan into action, ruining my date! Not to mention Grate Guy also has a thing for her. However she refuses him too. I guess us jesters ain’t her type. Well that’s enough details.

I started my own magic school after Count Bleck scolded me for not contributing around the house. Basically I taught my basic magic: shooting out starbursts, making dimensional cages, levitating, and teleporting in my style. All graduates get a Dimentio hat, diploma, and a small Chaos Heart. If they hone their magic skills they can use that mini Chaos Heart to became their own Super Dimentio. My graduated students are Toad, Kirby, Waddle Dee, King Dedede, Junior, and Punchinello. I also work for Mad Jack in delivering and receiving packages of goods.

I am powerful despite my cute appearance… Hey, who’s laughing at me? As I said, I can fire out starbursts, clone myself infinitely, teleport, flip between dimensions, levitate, and am able to possess anyone if I’m a ghost. I can still turn into Super Dimentio or semi-Ultra Dimentio, that is, if Luigi or Junior are near. Now the Dimentio goop is a creation I made in order to expand the limits of Dimension D. I covered my room in the Dimentio goop. If anyone teleports in my room they will instantly teleport to New Dimension D. It’s complete with a café, mall, fancy restaurant, and my huge castle. Of course if the door to my room is left open the Dimentio goop will leave and cover the entire castle. Count Bleck gets really annoyed when that happens, as the castle turns from black and white to the black with purple and yellow. I’m good acquaintances with Timpani, getting along with Count Bleck, great friends with Count Bla`ck, okay with O’Chunks, trying to avoid Mimi as best I can, and okay with Nastasia. Yep, with me around things always get wild, like a party being hosted by collage students. May I read to you again in another time and place. Ciao!

Name: Dimentio
Role: Magician
Favorite Food: Bon Bons
Favorite Pastime: Illusions
Favorite Animal: Cheetah
Favorite Video Game: Super Paper Mario
Favorite School Subject: Magic
Theme: ‘Dimentio Battle’ and ‘The Ultimate Show’
Favorite Color: Purple
Health Points: 30/80
Attack Power: 2/4
Defence Power: 0

It is unknown where Dimentio is from or who he really is and how much of an effect he has on the game's backstory, but it's apparent throughout the story that he is never truly loyal to Count Bleck. His backstory depicts him as a freelance mercenary whom Count Bleck hired, probably for his dimensional skills. He sees being a minion of Bleck as the most convenient way to start his plans, and joins him in order to fulfill his own nefarious desires. Dimentio is shown to be very cunning and capable of initiating his own plans without the notice of Bleck or his other followers. Residing in the shadows of Count Bleck's army, Dimentio carefully plans and executes his scheme to take control of the Chaos Heart. In Count Bleck's service, Dimentio waits for Count Bleck to create the Chaos Heart and form the Void. He plans to use its power and destructive purpose to wipe out all worlds and create brand new ones under his control. Dimentio plans to accomplish this by manipulating the heroes of prophecy into collecting the Pure Hearts to destroy Count Bleck so that he (Dimentio) will be able to claim the Chaos Heart for his own purposes.

Once Bleck forms the Chaos Heart, Dimentio patiently waits for the hero mentioned in the prophecy to appear. Dimentio is first shown at a meeting between Count Bleck and his other followers, during which he makes mild insults to some of the other minions. Eventually, Nastasia mentions the appearance of the possible hero, which sparks Dimentio's interest. He decides to go with O'Chunks, who is sent by Bleck to take care of Mario, to see this hero for himself. Dimentio watches and tests the abilities of Mario by sabotaging Fracktail, the robotic guardian of the second Pure Heart and making it attack Mario. Mario defeats the mechanical guardian, which ultimately leads to its death, and acquires the second Pure Heart. This proves Mario's abilities to Dimentio, who begins to put his plans in order.

When Dimentio sees Mario as the hero, he moves his sights to Peach, who is abducted and used in the birth of the Chaos Heart in the prologue, now being held at Castle Bleck. Dimentio concludes that she will be the second hero and warps her from Castle Bleck to Flipside to join Mario. It seems that Dimentio does the same with Bowser, who wakes up in the Bitlands with several of his minions, although it is never explicitly stated. Eventually, after Mario defeats O'Chunks and Mimi, Count Bleck calls upon Dimentio to dispose of Mario. This gives Dimentio an excuse to test Mario and his companions' potential. Dimentio faces Mario and tests his abilities again at the Dotwood Tree, but this time in Dimension D. Mario proves worthy, as Dimentio had expected, but believes that the heroes must be stronger when the battle with Bleck arrives.

Upon his return to Castle Bleck, Dimentio next gains knowledge that Luigi is the ideal host for the Chaos Heart's power, and he will use it to spread darkness. After acquiring this knowledge, Dimentio makes use of his ability to turn invisible to spy on Bleck and Nastasia. He learns that Bleck has an emotional side, and this could be used as a weakness to make it easier for the heroes to defeat him. While Luigi is under Nastasia's mind control and turned into "Mr. L", Dimentio keeps careful watch of his skills to see if he is worthy of being the one mentioned in the Dark Prognosticus as Bleck previously stated. Dimentio now is in need of a tool to control Luigi so that he can use him to possess the power of the Chaos Heart. He meets an associate, most likely King Croacus IV, in The Land of the Cragnons and acquires two Floro Sprouts, which are plants that are put on people's heads to be mind controlled.

Dimentio takes the opportunity to once again test Mario and his friends, this time using O'Chunks and, and at the same time, test the Floro Sprouts to make sure they function properly for their future use. O'Chunks is once again sent by Count Bleck to defeat the heroes. He meets them in the Land of the Cragnons and is about to engage them in another fight when Dimentio interrupts him to test the heroes and the Floro Sprout. First, Dimentio warps O'Chunks to Dimension D to test the heroes. Once they defeat him, a Floro Sprout that Dimentio planted on him puts him under mind control, creating a form of O'Chunks he called "O'Cabbage". Dimentio programs the Floro Sprout to make O'Chunks faster and more unpredictable. O'Chunks is defeated again, and this more than proves to Dimentio that Mario is indeed the chosen one and is almost ready to battle Bleck.

With the Floro Sprouts and a means of manipulating Luigi in his possession, Dimentio next plans to join the fourth hero with the other three. He knows Luigi would be the fourth hero, so he needs to release him from Bleck's control and reunite him with the other heroes. He needs a time and place, however, where this deception won't be discovered. He comes up with the perfect plan to ensure that Luigi will be reunited with the heroes and still keep his plans a secret. He coaxes Bleck's henchmen, Mimi and Luigi (but not O'Chunks due to his recent failure), by telling them of the rewards they would get from Bleck for defeating the heroes in the next world (just on the edge of destruction). The world, Sammer's Kingdom, is indeed obliterated by the void, but it remains in a withered state. This would be the perfect area to "murder" Luigi and send him to the Underwhere, a place where those whose games have ended are judged. This would release his mind control and also have him meet up with Mario, as Dimentio planned to send him and the other two heroes to the same place.

The Pure Heart Mario acquired in this land is powerless against the destruction, but it could be repaired in the Underwhere. If Mario would be sent here, he could repair the Pure Heart and meet up with Luigi, killing two birds with one stone for Dimentio. Dimentio "murders" Luigi, and then quickly does the same to Mario, Peach, and Bowser in Merlon's house in Flipside. While it appears that Dimentio ends all their games, he actually uses his magic to temporarily destroy them and send them to the Underwhere, rather than actually ending their games for good. Mario is eventually able to repair the Pure Heart and meet up with Luigi and the other heroes and return from the Underwhere. Dimentio, in order to avoid any suspicions of deception, reports to Bleck that his henchman, Mr. L/Luigi, betrayed them and joined the heroes.

As the heroes gather the last Pure Heart, Dimentio begins to put all final preparations in order. Before doing so, he tells Bleck that Tippi uttered “Blumiere”, which is Bleck's true name. This proves to Bleck that Timpani, the woman he loves, is truly alive. Dimentio does this to weaken Bleck emotionally and make it all the easier for the heroes to defeat him. During the course of the hero's journey through Castle Bleck, Dimentio creates hundreds of clones and also manipulates the reflection of the castle mirrors to confuse the heroes as he shoots energy spheres at them. In addition, he gives them a chase through all the previous worlds (including the World of Nothing) in a game of "Magic Tag". Dimentio merely feigns his efforts to stop the heroes in order to make sure that his deception is not revealed until the right moment.

When Peach and Bowser are presumed dead in Castle Bleck, Dimentio approaches Mario and Luigi, reveals his intentions, and gives the Brothers the opportunity of joining him to destroy Bleck. In actuality, Dimentio plans on using two Floro Sprouts to mind control Mario and Luigi if they agree, so that his plans will unfold exactly as planned. While Dimentio explains how he's been "helping" the heroes the whole time, Tippi can still see the insanity behind Dimentio's nature. Mario and Luigi refuse to work with him, which makes Dimentio resort to another alternative. He insults Luigi, who then forces Mario and Tippi to leave so that he can handle Dimentio by himself and prove his strength to the villain.

Luigi fights and beats him, but this is all a ruse to get Luigi in Dimentio's grasp. Dimentio appears to commit a suicide attack, but he is actually planting a Floro Sprout in Luigi's unconsciousness. With this, Dimentio's plans are almost complete and in full fruition; all that is left is Bleck's defeat. Dimentio waits in the shadows during the battle between the four heroes and Bleck, ready to destroy his former master once and for all. Prior to the battle, Nastasia learns of Dimentio's true nature as a violent and psychopathic traitor. She anticipates that Dimentio might trap Count Bleck in Dimension D should he choose not to murder him or fail to do so. She informs Bleck's loyal minions and goes off to save the Count and tell him of the true evil. Bleck, in the meantime, is defeated and the Pure Hearts are used up in the battle, allowing Dimentio to shoot a burst of energy to finish the Count off. Nastasia arrives and steps in front of Bleck to save him, absorbing the shot instead, and seemingly dies. Mocking Nastasia for her sacrifice, Dimentio takes control of Luigi through the Floro Sprout, which reverts him back to Mr. L, and takes control of the Chaos Heart.

He combines Mr. L and the Chaos Heart to form Super Dimentio and sends Bleck, Nastasia, and Tippi to Dimension D to torture and kill them later. He becomes one with his creation and decides to end the lives of the heroes, as he has no further use for them. Transforming the room into his image and claiming Castle Bleck as his own, Dimentio demonstrates incredible new powers that are amplified by the Chaos Heart. Super Dimentio laughs at the heroes' efforts in battle, as he is shown to be invincible. He eventually starts to use his magic to wipe out the heroes and all worlds in one fell swoop. In Dimension D, Bleck loses all hope, as nothing can stop Dimentio without the Pure Hearts. Tippi, O'Chunks, and Mimi, who came to find Bleck, urge him not to give up hope. Through Bleck and Tippi's love, the Pure Hearts are regenerated after the battle with him. Tippi is able to escape from Dimension D, thanks to the Pure Hearts' power, and use them to heal Mario and his companions.

With the Pure Hearts' power, Super Dimentio becomes vulnerable, and engages the other three heroes in a final showdown. On the verge of death, Dimentio expresses disbelief at how his plans could fail when he did everything the prophecy required. Tippi and the heroes explain that nothing is decided entirely on fate and it was Dimentio's one mistake to assume that his prophecy was irreversible. Nevertheless, Dimentio smiles and reveals one last trick to ensure everyone in existence will die with him. With his last breath, Dimentio leaves a portion of his power behind to continue controlling the Chaos Heart to wipe out all existence. Uttering one final "Ciao", the last remains of Dimentio explode prodigiously and are utterly obliterated. Before exploding, though, he spits out an unharmed Luigi, but the power of the Chaos Heart continues to destroy all worlds.

Count Bleck, no longer evil, reveals that the only way to destroy the Chaos Heart is through true love. He and Tippi exchange vows at the same altar where the union of Peach and Bowser took place and the Chaos Heart was created. This new union between Count Bleck and Tippi activates the full potential of the Pure Hearts, which cancels out the energies of the Chaos Heart and Dimentio's remaining power. Unfortunately, this also causes Tippi and Bleck to disappear. Thus, Count Bleck and Tippi sacrifice themselves to save all existence and return all worlds to peace. With the Chaos Heart destroyed, the void closes, Nastasia is revived, and all worlds return to their former states, including the ones that were destroyed by the void. It is assumed Dimentio was completely destroyed and sent to the Underwhere.