Height: 5’4’’
Nicknames: Tipi, and other cutely gross names called by Count Bleck
Weight: I asked her and she slapped me
Favorite Food: Italian, French, and some vegetarian
Least Favorite Food: Fast Food, O’Chunks’s food (yeah, you are going to see this a lot), and the food at Café Dimentio
Favorite Pastimes: Helping Count Blumiere, dating him, helping out Mario and Co, marrying Count Bleck, and moving into Castle Bleck
Least Favorite Pastimes: Being torn away from the Count, being cursed by King Louis, having to fight against Count Bleck, and being captured by me (wait, you aren’t supposed to know that!)
First Game Appearance: Super Paper Mario
Favorite People: Count Bleck, Nastasia, O’Chunks, Mimi, Dimentio, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Toad- well, basically everyone!
Least Favorite People: Bowser’s kids, Kammy, Kamek, Grodus, Smithy, and Morton Koopa Sr.

Okay, you found out I kidnapped her as part of a plot I tried to pull off. You won’t get any more information on that subject. Now refer to Count Bleck’s Bio for info on how they met.

Timpani was born into The Tribe of Light. Her father was Monsieur Philip and her mother was Mademoiselle Isabelle. Her father was the prime minister of The Tribe of Light and so she was expected to be great. She was trained in the ways of Light magic and also about love. She excelled in her magical abilities and in her understanding of love. Many years passed and she grew into a delightful young woman. In fact most of the men in The Tribe begged Philip to allow them to marry his daughter. Of course it was also up to Timpani for the final say in it. Many people came to her for advice on love and were not disappointed. However her destiny was just about to arrive.

One day she decided to take a stroll to be away from the crowds and the endless line of people who loved her. She was below the cliff that separates the two rival tribes. Suddenly she heard a rumble and something collapsing. She looked up and saw someone falling of the cliff. She rushed and went to his aide. She saw it was a member of The Tribe of Darkness. Normally it would be against Light law to help a Dark. However he was really hurt and if he was not healed he could possibly die. She picked him up and teleported back to her house. There she healed and took care of him. Luckily her parents never found out. Soon he awoke and it was love at first sight. Again, refer to Count Bleck’s Bio for info.

While she was dating Count Bleck her parents were getting suspicious about where she was going all the time. One day while she was heading out the door her father stopped her. “Where are you going, Lady Timpani?” he asked.

“Just to get some fresh air, Father,” she said.

“You are hiding something from me. Listen here. It’s not good for you to lie. Please just tell me the truth and we will understand,” he said calmly.

She thought about it for a minute. She knew if she told them they would never understand. She was in love with a Dark and even though love is important in a Light’s life it wasn’t right. She decided to say the truth. “Well, I am actually seeing someone…” she said slowly.

At this Philip smiled and called Isabelle. “Oh darling, finally, your first fiancé. We are so proud of you!” said her mother, hugging her.

Yes, she told the truth that she was seeing someone, but she didn’t say who she was seeing. Next would come the day of the proposal. However neither she nor her parents would survive that day.

After the proposal to marry Blumiere, Timpani rushed back home to tell her parents. However someone else in the shadows was also rushing. She opened the door and her parents saw her smiling and out of breath. “What is it, darling?” asked her mother.

“Mom, Dad…” she started, but never finished her sentence.

“Is that a wedding ring on your finger?” asked her dad, but he never found out.

“So it’s true… My son has betrayed me!” they heard, and BOOM! The house exploded but they quickly teleported out before they could get hurt. There they saw Louis, ruler of The Tribe of Darkness. “You… You are the one who is disorienting my son! You… have taught him love! You are going to pay for this!” he said, taking out a wand. Philip took out a wand and fired a lightning bolt at Louis. He made a force field and drew his attention towards him. They got into a big magic fight.

Timpani just watched in tears at the horror. She quickly ran towards The Tribe of Dark. “Blumiere… He will protect me,” she thought, running.

The entire Tribe of Light was now fighting against Louis. However he wasn’t the ruler for nothing. He made a huge ball of lightning and sent it towards the entire Tribe. He saw the girl running and quickly teleported in front of her. She fell down on her back upon seeing him. “How dare you teach my son of love?! How dare you manipulate him?!”

“I did it because… I love him” she said. He looked at her with shock but then drew his wand. She acted fast and teleported behind him and took out her own wand. He turned around and got hit by a pink ray of light. He screamed but shook it off.

“Do you really think a girl like you could ever have a chance at my son?!” he said, smiling. She didn’t care. She knew Blumiere loved her no matter what. She fired again but Louis fired a dark ray. It overpowered her and she let out a scream. She dropped her wand in pain and collapsed on the ground. She was breathing heavily and Louis approached her.

“How?” she asked, tears forming again.

“How what?” he asked.

“How did you know we were seeing each other?”

Louis just said, “Some sort of crazy-looking jester came to my palace and told me what my son was doing. Any final words?”

“How could you not care about love?” she said weakly.

At this he flashed an evil smile and whispered, “Because… I’m a monster!” With those words he made a void around her and as soon as it was gone… so was she.

Timpani was cursed to roam all worlds, all dimensions, all the universes, never to rest. She was heartbroken and distraught. Her life force was fading and she would not have long to live. One day she stumbled upon a small green dimension. “Hello there,” she heard. She turned around. Her vision was fading as well and she could only just make out the figure. It looked like some jester floating in midair and with some weird hat. “Are you lost?” he asked.

Timpani did not have much longer to live and weakly said “Yes”. She could start seeing this figure better but could still only make out a smile.

“Well, then let me help you, like a rich person giving money to the poor.” With that he snapped his fingers and teleported her close to Flipside. There she collapsed and Merlon came to her rescue. After she was saved she forgot everything except when she met that mysterious jester.

Soon SPM took its course. Timpani finally married Count Bleck and they took their honeymoon somewhere unknown. However their happy paradise would not last long…

I broke free from the Underwhere and brought a little help from there. I kidnapped Timpani as part of a plan. However I failed and Timpani and Bleck were together again. After another attempt to become King of the World I was slowly dieing for good. Timpani however knew something that Count Bleck didn’t know that concerned me. She convinced Bleck to let me live and to stay with them. Although Bleck didn’t like it he could not say no to Timpani.

Timpani is a very wise, lovely, and even powerful person. She has a high degree in magic and is deeply counted on when the issue is love. Her love for Blumiere made those two keep the Pure Hearts. However, even though she is with Bleck she also has to live with her father-in-law Count Bla`ck (again, refer to Bleck’s Bio). She loves to go to weddings and hates to go to bachelor parties. She loves to see a couple form and hates to see someone crying from a broken heart. (She tried to comfort me after the Rosalina Interview.) She loves all of us deeply for certain reasons. She loved to help Mario and Co and visits them whenever she can. She dislikes most of the villains but specifically Grodus and Smithy. Why? Wait ‘til the next few Chapters.

Now we part, like two friends going their separate ways. Ciao…