Morton: Morton is my least favorite koopaling. He is never noticed and owns the worst land. There is
nothing good to say about this Koopa and there are many bad things. Morton will probably always be the
worst Koopa. Morton gets a rating of 1 out of 7 cause he's just the worst Koopa Kid.

Morton Koopa, Jr.: It's unknown how Morton got to be so much darker than the other Koopas. Perhaps it's
because he spent so much time in Desert Land. Being the second youngest, he competes with everyone for
attention, and talks more than is necessary. Roy and Wendy seem to be the only Koopalings that can put up
with him, probably because he hangs around them so much that they're used to his pointless chatter.

Wendy Koopa is the only girl out of the 7 Koopalings. She wears a bow in her hair and tail, a pearl necklace, high heels, and 3 braclets on each arm.

Age: 16
Nickname: Cootie-Pie
Birthdate: November 23
Height: 5ft. 1in.
Weight: 105 pounds
Likes: make-up
Dislikes: people more beautiful than herself
TV Line: "It was not just in time, Cheatsy! That rotten steam melted my mascara!" (7 Continents for 7 Koopas)

Name: Morton Koopa
Age: 7
Likes: Lemmy, Iggy
Dislikes: Ludwig
Stastatics: The second youngest Koopa Kid. Has very little hair.

Name: Morton Koopa
Nickname: Bigmouth
Hobby: Talking
Girlfriend: Susan B. Koopa (The Road that is Golden has spoken!)
Description: Always talkative, Morton is a little hard to bare.

Morton: He's a real loudmouth. He can start talking but he may never shut up. Roy often threatens to pound him if he doesn't shut up.
Quote: Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!

Name: Big Mouth Koopa
Age: 11
Birthday: January 9th
Likes: Kootie Pie
Dislikes: Kooky
Description: The most talkative of the Koopalings. Once he starts, he can't stop.

Name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Occupation: Philosopher
Age: 10
Likes: Talking, talking some more, talking even more, etc.
Dislikes: Masking tape
Least Favorite Sibling: Roy (always attacks him)
Biggest Fear: That someone might use permanent (and I mean permanent) tape on his mouth

Morton Koopa Jr.
Age: 10
Likes: Speeches, poetry, anything that includes talking, also wedding cake
Hates: The fact that no one enjoys his speeches other than Boos
Quote: "WEDDING CAKE!!!"
Rating: 5 out of 5
Morton was named after his grandfather, Morton Koopa Sr., who died a few days before Morton Jr. was born.
Morton is the ruler of the Donut Plains, where there are many food factories making wedding cake for him.
He isn't hard to beat but lay off him, he's my second favorite Koopaling.

Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr.: Morton is a very talkative guy. He can start talking all of a sudden without being able to shut up unless he is forced to. Morton sometimes gets cravings for wedding cake. He is one of the nicer Koopalings, but his constant talking makes it hard for others to realize this.

Name: Morton Koopa, Jr.
Age: 6
Likes: Talking
Dislikes: When people stop him from talking, Roy
Morton was born a year after Wendy, and is the second youngest Koopaling. At the time, his parents didn’t really care for another boy Koopaling, and neglected Morton. Without parents to guide him, Morton had to find another hobby, and destiny said that hobby was talking. Morton kept getting absorbed into this habit, and by the time Bowser and Clawdia had paid attention to him, he was a big blabbermouth and Bowser and Clawdia could not stand him. He was able to breathe fireballs before Ludwig because he was and is a Koopa with fire magic. He owns Desert Land.

Name: Morton Koopa Jr.
TV Name: Big Mouth
Likes: Talking, eating wedding cake, all Koopalings
Dislikes: Silence, pencils
Average Number of Times in Dungeon a Month: 15

Morton is most likely the biggest pain of a Koopa you could ever know! He’s ALWAYS talking. You wouldn’t believe how many times King Dad put him in the dungeon for not shutting up! Other then his talking problem, he is pretty nice. He likes all his siblings, even Roy, and is helpful. He recently admitted a fear of pencils. He told me (for about two hours) that he had a bad experience with pencils that he remembered. It seems that as a baby, he was looking for some candy and he picked up a pencil. He tried to eat it, but he started choking on it. Luckily he was alright, but now he trembles every time he sees a pencil! He can be an odd one sometimes…

Name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Age: 10
Birthday: August 14
Likes: Food, pounding stuff
Dislikes: Going hungry, "smart" stuff
Hangs With: Roy, occasionally Wendy
Muscle-bound and muscle-headed, Morton likes to eat and hit things. That's why he likes mixed nuts, he gets to pound things and then eat them. He and Roy have a good plan for people who cross them. Roy holds the guy, and Morton pummels the snot out of them! Morton isn't too bright. If the air gets too smart Morton will yell out, "My head hurts!!!"
Quote: "My head hurts!!!"
Rating: **

Name: Morton Koopa, Jr.
Hobbies: Talking, giving speeches, debating, eating
Likes: Talk shows, debates, speeches, talking, deserts, wedding cake, heat
Dislikes: Silent movies, being told to shut up, having his mouth taped shut by his siblings, cold stuff
Morton Koopa, Jr. is quite a talkative fellow. He certainly lives up to his nickname, Big Mouth. Morton enjoys anything to do with speech and debate, and is actually a good debater when he isn't rambling on and on. When Morton talks, he usually tends to add on pointless adjectives (e.g. My great, wonderful, kooptacular King Dad!). He enjoys talk shows, and his favorite is Kooprah Winfrey. Another thing Morton enjoys is eating, especially wedding cake, his favorite food. The Jr. part of Morton's name comes from Bowser's father, Morton, Sr. In Mario 3, Morton, Jr. was the boss of Desert Land, due to his incredible tolerance to extreme heat. Morton loves hot climates. In Mario World, Morton was the boss of Donut Plains, since he says donuts are slightly similar to wedding cake. He also likes it because it is very dry there.

Morton Koopa Jr. (Starface)
Score: 10 out of 10
He is the second youngest of the Koopalings, and my top favorite. He is gray, has three strainds of gray hair on his head, and is a bit fat due to all the wedding cake he eats. He strongly dislikes to be called loudmouth and has a star on the left side of his face. Morton has a bad habit of using many unnecessary, fake and
non-existent, stupid, pointless, not-funny, dry adjectives and to talk a lot, due to his lack of attention when he was a small child; this also caused him to cry a lot (more than usual) during his early childhood years.
Morton also tends to like wedding cakes because they are soft, creamy, taste very good, he thinks they look beautiful, and because Clawdia fed Morton with them since he was a small child. He also happens to have an imaginary friend that looks just like him except that he is yellow, wears small purple sunglasses, and has no star on his face. The reason why he has this friend is probably because he feels very lonely and needs someone to talk to, since no one else will listen to him. His imaginary friend is known to repeat small parts of the sentences that Morton is saying. Morton claims that his friend's name is CheeseMan, and that he likes CheezDoodles just as much as Morton likes wedding cake. Morton's favoritesiblings are Lemmy and Iggy because they took care of him when he was younger and because Iggy is really good at using magic.

Morton Koopa Jr.
Description: Sixth oldest and has brownish skin and a star on his face. Always likes to talk. It's not uncommon to find him annoying others with speeches on speeches (don't ask). Has no hair.
Age: 13
Height: 4ft 8in
Weight: 150 pounds
Birthday: July 18, 1991
Eye Color: Brown
Shell Color: Brown
Favorite Music: Metal
Favorite Sport: Football
Favorite Food: Pancakes
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Mario/Non-Mario video game: Super Mario World/Grand Theft Auto series
Hobbies: Writing speeches, dining out, watching sports on TV, also annoying other with his yapping, speech master

Wendy:
Likes: Lemmy
Dislikes: Roy, Morton, Ludwig
Strength: (3 of 7)
Intelligence: (3 of 7)
Speed: (3 of 7) (without high heels of course)
My rating: (2 of 7)
Wendy is the only girl Koopaling and because of this became very spoiled and will throw tantrums if she doesn't get her way. Wendy is obsessed with being pretty and hates having her appearance made fun of. If you pass over all the tantrums and make-up, Wendy is actually very intelligent and strong. Wendy wears a large bow to cover up her baldness. Before she became bald, her hair was blonde. Larry beat Wendy in my ratings by a hair. (pun intended)

Morton “Big Mouth” Koopa, Jr.
Age: 10
Height: 4’ 5”
Weight: 75 lbs.
Rank: Sovereign Leader of Desert Land, Sergeant, Orator-in-Chief
Morton is the undisputed talker of the Koopa Klan, famous for his week-long speeches. His longest speech yet was two weeks long, entitled “How Adding ‘In-Chief’ to the End of Your Title Makes You Sound Important”. He listens to anything with lyrics.

Name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Nickname: Big Mouth
Birthday: April 1 (April Fool’s Day)
Birthstone: Diamond
Gender: Male
Species: Koopa
Height: 5’2”
Weight: 138 pounds
Likes: Talking
Dislikes: People telling him to shut up

Kamek, Bowser's family doctor, has brought to my attention Morton muttering how he wants to commit suicide. He must have been really foolish for initially being chaotic in the first place and asking for my help, but he said no one else would dare to help Morton, and I like him a bit. I decided to do the unthinkable, and interview him since I believe everyone deserves help at first. Here is the resulting document.

Name: Morton Koopa Junior
Nicknames: Big Mouth, "SHADDAP!" (HA! Not really.)
Age: I don’t think it matters. He is a sixth child, and 12, I think
Hobbies: Talking obsessively about the thing he just learned about, baking WEDDING CAKE in particular, firebreathing
Favorite Game: Mario Party 6. He actually is good at “Verbal Assault”. However, Morton actually does have a really good attention span and is more focussed on any game and in my opinion, can easily outplay any of his siblings.
Favorite Food: Of course you knew cake. What you didn’t know is that he likes to put hot sauce on it too.
Favorite Koopaling: Besides himself, probably Ludwig, who occasionally gives credit to Morton for actually saying something smart, although he also shuns Morton the most
Favorite Minion: Podoboo. He can live in their stomachs and likes to. The heat not only makes him stronger, it influences his um... self esteem, I think.
Least Favorite Character: Morton actually doesn’t like anyone. No one understands that he actually has a mental variation called autism. Although he may think relatively logically, no one appreciates him since no one takes the time to teach him how to interact socially. He may start obsessing over his extensive knowledge about the history of the Mushroom Kingdom, and be totally unaware everyone is getting mad.
Wishes: He could be alone. Really, what he should wish for is a family counselor and psychologist to improve his relations with his family.

By comparing my alter ego a.k.a guardian angel’s condition of autism to Morton’s behavior, I realize why I also find him interesting. Morton, from my observations, is very good at writing grammatically correct, but horrible with fictional stories and infering themes. He doesn't understand social situations very well (such as non-verbal and non-written communication such as body language), which must be why his family despises him so. Other identifying traits signalling autism include his apparently photographic memory of events and the inability of my magical lie detector to go off. He speaks his mind without considering what may be offensive, and furthermore obsessing over the topic when it should end. I feel responsible for this poor misunderstood soul. Now let's see if I can get through his family's inherent chaotic streak and make the situation as a whole more understandable to them.

Morton Serjio Koopa Jr
AKA: Big Mouth
Owns: Desert Hill
Morton is a very talkative Koopaling who LOVES wedding cake. He's also got a scar on one of his eyes. He's big, but not big enough to cause the doomship to rumble. He also loves hot weather and loves to sunbathe in it. He was adopted. He's really the son of Morton Serjio Koopa Sr. He abandoned him and Bowser adopted him. In SMB3, he was defeated because he rambled about how he was going to defeat Mario so badly, then Mario just stomped him. He's my fifth favorite Koopaling because he talks too much, and I personally HATE hot weather with a passion. I'm not a big fan of Morton.

Morton Koopa Jr.
Age: 8
Favorite Mario Game: None
Least Favorite Mario Game: None
Likes: Talking and giving speeches
Hates: Getting a sock stuffed in his mouth, getting hit for giving a speech, and no one listening to his speeches
Middle Name: I forgot his too...

Morton Koopa Jr. is a very talkative Koopa who never does anything else but talk. He always gets beat up for talking too much. He also likes Cassie Koopa, Roy's girlfriend.

Name: Morton Koopa Junior
Nickname: Big Mouth
Codename: Mister Choco
Age: 14
Shell color: Gray
IQ: Medium low
Favorite Food: Wedding cake
Favorite Sport: Basketball
Favorite Mario Game: All the RPG’s (they have a lot of talking)
Favorite Mario Spinoff: Super Mario Kart
Likes: Talking, talk shows, making speeches
Dislikes: Silence, pencils/pens
Description: Morton is the third-youngest Koopaling. He has a star-shaped birthmark around his left eye. He has only three little strands of hair, and for some reason, he has brown skin, while the rest of the family has orange skin. You’d think he was adopted! Anyway, he talks waaaaaaaaaaay too much! The result? He gets socked in the face, much to his displeasure. He’s a nice guy, but his siblings only consider him a complete annoyance. Unlike his siblings, Morton is actually kinda nice to Susan, not that he really likes her much, but he just protects her whenever his siblings try to kill her. He also gets sudden cravings for wedding cake.

Morton Koopa Jr:
Age: 13
Nickname: Big Mouth
Favorite Food: Wedding cake (If you don’t know that than read stories about Morton)
Relatives: Bowser, Clawdia, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Larry, Bowser Jr, Wart, Susan, and Nick
Likes: Talking, TV, Movies, deserts, Wedding cake, the Sun
Dislikes: Silent films, Silence itself, snow, water, cold days
Favorite Pastime: Talking (Big surprise, huh?)
Birthday: July 14

Morton was born with an unusual birthmark. He liked talking he talked all day, in fact the only time he won’t talk is when he sleeps or when he has his mouth covered. He liked the Sun and hot days so Bowser gave him Desert Land. He likes watching movies because people talk a lot. He sometimes has a craving for wedding cake but it wears off after ten minutes.

Morton Koopa Jr.

Age: 11
Height: 3'9"
Weight: 103 pounds
Favorite Food: Ham
Favorite Videogame: Any game that has a LOT of violence
Favorite Pastime: Beating up Lemmy and Bowser Jr.

Morton is one of the younger Koopalings but is definitely one of the more evil ones. Morton loves to hurt people. But it's fairly hard to when he doesn't have powers. Iggy can spin as fast as a tornado, Lemmy can split into four, Larry and Ludwig can shoot fireballs, Wendy can scream until glass shatters, and Jr. can breathe... soot. (Jr's not ready to breathe fire yet.) Morton holds a grudge on everyone because of this. He takes his frustration out on Lemmy and Jr. usually.

"C'mere, Lemmy! You want a piece o' me? YOU WANNA A PIECE?!" ~Morton Koopa Jr.

Morton Koopa Jr.
Nickname: Big Mouth
Likes: Talking, eating wedding cake
Dislikes: Silence and pencils
Favorite Sibling: Wendy Koopa.
Least Favorite Sibling: Roy Koopa.
Average number of times grounded/in dungeon in a month: 18

No one has ever stood a chance of hearing everything this Koopaling has to say, because you would die just by hearing his talking. Morton has a star birthmark on his eye and is brown because he was adopted. Morton loves wedding cake because Clawdia (the Koopalings' mother) fed him with wedding cake. He doesn't like Roy because Roy sometimes beats him up when Iggy is not around. Morton often gets grounded or sent to tge dungeon because he talks too much and King Koopa gets annoyed. Morton is envious of the other Koopalings because Roy is strong, Ludwig and Larry have special powers, Wendy can have almost anything she wants, Lemmy can hop on balls, and Iggy can use powerful magic.

Morton Koopa Jr.
Nicknames: Big Mouth, Brown Skin, Star Face*, Mr. Talks-A-Lot*, Tubby*
Favorite Siblings: Wendy and Lemmy
Least Favorite Sibling: Roy
Favorite Food: Cake, especially wedding cake
Favorite Pastimes: Talking, playing sports
Favorite Video Game: Ace Attorney
Favorite TV Show: Super Mario World
Favorite Colors: Black, Orange, and Red
Lord Iggy Koopa's Rating: 2 out of 7

Morton Koopa Jr. is the second youngest Koopaling and the only one with brown skin instead of yellow. He loves to talk, eat wedding cake, and talk about wedding cake. This has led to almost no siblings liking him. Morton talks a lot and could talk non-stop until someone (mostly Roy) gets him to shut up. Morton is also known to be quite cranky, aggressive, and talkative if he doesn't get much sleep, so nobody bothers to even think about waking Morton up at night. Some say that if you listen to Morton long enough, you could learn the answers to everything in life, but so far nobody has dared to try. Morton has a big gray star birthmark over his left eye, three strands of black hair on his head, and a black shell. Morton took over Desert Land because he loved how hot and sandy it was, and because it was so spacious, anyone can just leave when Morton wants to talk.