One day in Dark Land, most of the Koopalings are in their playroom, completely bored to tears. Wendy, Larry, and Bowser Jr. are on the couch listening to Morton's speech, while Lemmy, Iggy, and Ludwig are watching static on T.V. But suddenly, Roy bursts into the room… and deeply sighs.
Roy: I am incredibly bored!
Wendy: Me too. Junior, Larry, and I have been listening to Morton's speech for hours.
Jr: And the worst part is, we can't stop listening!
Morton: ... So I say to the guy, "Why have chicken when we can have burgers?" Speaking of which, did I mention the time when I found out I was lactose intolerant? It's a funny story...
Ludwig: And the rest of us are watching static on TV.
Roy: Morton's speech sounds way better right about now.
Bowser leaps into the room, all pumped up.
Bowser: All right, everybody! Let's go conquer the Mushroom... Kingdom?
Bowser sees that all of his children are bored.
Bowser: ... What is wrong with everyone? Don't you guys want to rule a kingdom?
Jr: What's the point? We'll just have our butts kicked by those meddling Mario Bros. like we always do.
Suddenly, Kamek pokes his head into the room.
Kamek: Did someone say "Ennui"?
Ludwig: Um... No.
Kamek: Oh well, let me show you something cool! I've just created a card game! It's called "Kamek's Koopa Trading Kard Game"!
From practically out of nowhere, Susan runs into the room.
Susan: HEY!
Kamek: Should’ve put a copyright on it while you had the chance, kiddo!
Susan then departs as suddenly as she arrived.
Kamek: … Whatever. Here, have some free booster packs and see how much you like it. Then, I'll explain the rules.
Five hours later...
Kamek: … And that's what happens when a giant evil killer hot dog tries to take over the g– Where'd everyone go?
Bowser and children are walking to the dinner hall.
Larry: What's the point of these cards?
Wendy: I dunno. I think Kamek got bored making these.
Bowser: Well, hopefully no one else has these cards.
They reach the dinner hall to see that everyone there is chatting and trading cards.
Larry: Eh, oh well. It can't hurt too much, I guess.
The Koopa family sit down to eat. Larry is about to take a bite of his Caesar salad when a card hits him in the face. He drops his fork and spills dressing all over himself.
Paratroopa: Uh, oops. Sorry, Prince Larry.
Larry: ARGH! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE THIS STUPID GAME DOESN'T MEAN THAT-
Larry looks at the card and sees that it's of him.
Larry: ???
Larry takes a look at the card.
Larry: Woah, that's a good picture of me. And some sweet moves, too. Hmm, maybe this game isn't too bad after all.
Meanwhile, the other Koopalings are coming to similar realizations.
Wendy: Look! It's a beautiful picture of Water Land!
Ludwig: It's a Mechakoopa!
Larry sees all the cards that are being traded, and gets swirly-eyes.
Larry: Colorful, awesome, special, sweet, magnificent, wonderful-
Kamek: How does everyone like the cards?
Everyone: They're cool!
Kamek: Well, I guess that i might as well tell you that a small shop selling them has opened up downstairs...
The whole army dashes like a stampede for the store. Larry runs faster and more enthusiasticly than any of them.
Larry: I'm gonna get them all! Before anyone else! So I can-
A Koopatrol trips him, and he gets trampled by everyone. Afterwards, he weakly gets up and walks to the store. Meanwhile, everyone has bought all the booster packs, and the store is sold out.
Iggy: Wow! A Giant Goomba!
Jr: I don't have him! Trade for Cackletta?
They trade.
Roy: Does anyone have a card of me?
Koopatrol: I'll trade you one for a Toad!
They trade.
Bowser: Where can I get a Princess Peach card?
Wendy: Here's one, but you gotta trade me a Piranha Plant card first.
You get the idea. Larry's eye twitches.
Larry: ... Anybody have a spare card?
Everyone looks at him.
Wendy: Ummm... I'll trade you a Beanie for a Larry?
Larry looks at the only card he has: himself. He hands it over, and receives a Beanie. Jr. taps him on the shoulder.
Jr: Nice trade, dude. Larry's the most common card in the game.
Larry: ... What do you mean?
Kamek: It means I have over 60 copies of the card. I have over 600…
Larry: Can you please give me one?
Kamek: Sure. You are the most common card that has ever existed, after all. I was just going to recycle them anyways…
Kamek gives Larry a Larry card.
Larry: Sweet! When will new booster packs arrive?
Kamek: In a week.
Larry: WHAT?! I can't wait that long!
Kamek: Tough. Why not go around trading for a bit? Here; I have almost-as-worthless copies of Mini Mario, Cheep Cheep, and a Pianta.
Kamek hands Larry a Mini Mario, Cheep Cheep, and Pianta trading card.
Larry: But... who will take THESE? They stink!
Larry walks around, thinking about what to do, when he sees a Sidestepper and Spiky Goomba playing a game of KKTCG.
Larry: You can... battle with these?
Sidestepper: YEP! It's awesome! I'm PWNing my friend with my UBER awesome Dry Bones card! It can keep coming back from the dead! It r0xx0rz!
Larry: … Say what?
The Spiky Goomba sees Larry's cards and frowns.
Spiky Goomba: Are those the new cards that are only useful for trading? Those have nothing to do with the cards that we have that Kammy made.
Larry: Oh. Never mind then.
Larry walks off and runs into Ludwig.
Larry: Ludwig! I need you to trade me some cards!
Ludwig: Sorry, Larry. I'm trying to collect them all.
Larry: But I only have common cards and the ones I have are Mini Mario, Cheep Cheep, Pianta, and me!
Ludwig: Wait a second, did you say Mini Mario?
Larry: Yeah, why?
Ludwig: I still haven't got that card!
Larry: What will you give me for it?
Ludwig: Well, I have two Frost Piranhas. Want one?
Larry: Yes, definitely!
They trade.
Larry: By the way, how many cards are there?
Ludwig: About 250. Why do you ask?
Larry: 250?! I'll never get them all at this rate!
Ludwig: Well I'd quit stalling and get trading if I were you.
Larry: But won't we just have the same amount of cards?
Ludwig: No. If you manage to get a rare or holographic card, you can trade it for more than one card.
Larry: Wow, thanks for the advice, Ludwig!
Larry runs off, and sees a random Cheep Cheep flying around.
Cheep Cheep: *sigh* How I wish I had a card of myself, a Pianta, a Frost Piranha, and Prince Larry…I have no use for this spare holographic Stilt Guy...
Larry: Ooh! We gotta trade! All my cards for your holographic card!
Cheep-Cheep: Wow, really? Okay!
*insert "They trade" here*
Cheep-Cheep: I finally have the cards I’ve been dreaming of for the past five minutes! Thank you, Larry!
Larry: Sure thing!
Larry walks off, and then sighs.
Larry: Great, now I only have one card.
A few seconds later, he sees the Koopatrol from earlier, now with ten cards. Convenient, isn’t it? Larry slowly tiptoes over to the Koopatrol. He tries to listen to what he is saying.
Koopatrol: Geez… These are all plain and dull. How I long for something with pizzazz!
Larry jumps over to him.
Larry: Oh well, I didn't see you there... Sayyyy… Nice cards... I got a shiny holo one! Wanna trade?
Koopatrol grabs the card and hands Larry his:
Shy Guy Nipper Pyro Guy Paragoomba Fighter Fly Sidestepper Spiky Goomba Chain Chomp Rawk Hawk Armored Harriers
Koopatrol: This is the inspiration I need to finish that painting!
Larry: … Okaaaay…
The Koopatrol runs off. Then, Larry encounters a Buzzy Beetle coming down the hall.
Buzzy Beetle: Dang... How am I gonna make sure my brother never ever finds this card? He'll beat me to a pulp to get it! I gotta trade it, fast! Maybe I’ll even get that card I’ve been looking for…
Larry: Say, what card ARE you looking for?
Buzzy Beetle: A Rawk Hawk card. He's supposed to be worth two cards in trading.
Larry: I have one right here!
BB: Really? Trade you two cards!
Larry: Okay. Here you go.
They trade, and Larry gets a Pokey and Blooper card.
BB: You have NO idea how glad I am that I finally traded away those cards. Thank you very much, sir.
Larry; (while walking away) No, thank YOU... Hee hee hee…
Larry sees a Snifit stumbling down the stairs.
Snifit: OW! ... Anybody got a Nipper? I'll trade you a King K. Rool card.
A huge crowd forms around Snifit,
Larry: NO! MY CARD!
Larry Shell Shoots into the fray.
Larry: You gotta trade me!
Snifit: Okay, I'll-
Roy taps Snifit on the shoulder.
Roy: I'll trade with you… or else!
Snifit: *gulp* O-okay.
They trade.
Roy: Looks like you have your work cut out for you, Larry.
Roy reveals that he already has 20 cards.
Larry: How'd you get so many?
Roy: I actually paid the losers to cough up their cards. Too bad you blew all your dough on getting new Piranha Plant seeds.
Larry: Grr... You cheap brother of mine!
Roy: Why thank you. Oh, and here's some advice: some of the really useless cards can be found in the trash, so get digging. Wahahaha!
Roy walks away. Larry looks at a nearby trash can.
Larry: I am NOT going to stoop that low...
5 minutes later…
Larry: No… no…Oh! A Gooper Blooper card! And here's a Red Paratroopa!
Larry was rummaging through garbage, but has only found a Gooper Blooper, Red Paratroopa, and Troopea card.
Larry: Grrrr… Must... find… MORE!
Larry starts turning over garbage cans. Before long, he also has Roy, Piranha Plant, Jr. Troopa, Yoshi, Shroob, and Freezie. Suddenly, Larry is… picked up by the ear?
Larry: OWOWOWOWOWOW!!! What did I do, Mom?
Clawdia: YOU'RE FILTHY! Just look at you!
Larry looks at himself. She is right. He is covered in mud and grime and who knows what else. Suddenly, Kamek poofs into the middle of the hallway.
Kamek: Good news! The shop has been restocked much earlier than ex-
Another stampede heads for the card shop, trampling the Magikoopa on the way. Larry tries to go, but Clawdia grabs him.
Clawdia: Oh no you don't, you’re coming with me, stinky!
Larry: But… But…
Larry continues to plead as Clawdia drags him away. In the bathroom, Clawdia scrubs and scrapes off all the dirt from Larry's body. After the bath, Larry is sopping wet, and is wearing clothing that is much more… noticeable.
Clawdia: Now this better teach you not to go through the trash ever again, young man.
Larry: Yes Mom...
Larry walks down the hallway, where Wendy and Jr. are.
Jr: You have a Petey Piranha card?
Wendy: Yes, but I need a Orbulon card from you.
They trade, and Larry walks up to them.
Jr: … *sniff…sniff…* You got caught by Mom, didn't you?
Larry: ... Maybe...
Jr: ... And she didn't dry you off...?
Larry: ... Maybe...
Jr: … And she didn't have any clean clothes for you except Wendy's so you have to wear her's...
Larry: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Maybe...
Everybody looks at Larry. Then, they start laughing like maniacs. Larry rips off Wendy's clothes and gets into a new spike shell. Eventually, the laughter stops.
Larry: Now that that’s over… Where did you get those cards?!
Wendy: That shop. It just sold out five seconds ago.
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sob*
He glares at the bath.
Jr: Calm down, Larry!
Larry: Only if you tell me when they restock!
Wendy: Tonight.
Larry: I can’t wait that long! You guys gotta trade me some cards!
Wendy: Well, I'm not gonna keep this ugly as dirt Morton card.
Larry: Trade?
Wendy: No, I'm gonna give it to you.
Larry takes the card.
Larry: Ha ha! I'm only 229 cards away from completing the collection!
Jr: … I think all this card business has gone to your head, Bro.
Larry: Jr! I need some cards!
Jr: Sorry, Larry, I'm trying to collect them all too.
Larry: Come on, my cool, young brother.
Jr: No, Larry. You want the cards, you search for them.
Larry: Okay, fine.
Larry walks off.
Jr: ... So, Wendy, you have a Shadow Mario card?
Larry goes to Bowser’s throne room.
Bowser: What do you want, Larry? Can't you see I'm planning Mushroom Kingdom conquest?
Larry: I need some cards!
Bowser: My DAD! You're addicted to that stuff! You need therapy ASAP!
Larry: NO!
Larry clutches the ground while Bowser pulls him.
Larry: NO! Must… get… cards!
Bowser drags Larry to a doctor. Sadly, the only doctor available is Dr. Mario.
Bowser: Doctor, this kid needs medical attention. He's obsessed with-
Bowser sees that the doctor has trading cards.
Bowser: NOT YOU TOO!!!
Doctor Mario: Yes, me too. These cards are just too good! Though, I’m not nearly as obsessed as Larry here is.
Larry: Can I have them?
Dr. Mario: Sure.
The doctor gives Larry a Bowser, Wario, Princess Shroob, 9-Volt, and Coconutter card.
Larry: Yes!
Bowser: No! This is… Wait a second… A card of me?! Lemme see!
He grabs the card and stares at it.
Bowser: Hey, these cards ARE awesome. MINE!
Larry: Get your own cards, stinkhead!
Bowser: Just for that, I'll take your Princess Shroob!
He swipes the card.
Larry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Dr. Mario: Hmm… By my calculations, the only way to cure this boy is to collect the whole collection.
Bowser: So I have to...
Bowser gives Larry the cards back.
Larry: Yay!
Bowser: Just get out there and complete your collection!
Larry: Okay! I'll do it!
When they get home...
Bowser: Kids! Give Larry here all of your cards!
Koopalings: No!
Bowser: You must do it!
Koopalings: GRRRRRR... Nevah!
Roy: You'll get my 40 cards when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!
Larry: But I NEED cards!
Ludwig: Want them? Then get trading.
Larry: FINE THEN!!!
Larry runs off, laughing like a maniac.
Roy: ... Sooooooo... Who's got a Blue Paratroopa?
Meanwhile, Larry is trading and swapping cards with a Shy Guy.
Larry: Okay, I'll give you my Armored Harriers card for your shiny Fire Bro card.
Shy Guy: .. I never agreed to trading.
Larry: DONE!
Larry swaps cards and runs off.
Shy Guy: HEY! I never said I wanted to trade!
Larry runs through the halls… when a cuckoo clock sounds. Kamek poofs in front of Larry.
Kamek: You should know that the shop just restocked…
Larry: YAY!
Kamek: ... But it's your bedtime.
Larry: … BOO!
Larry runs as fast as he can to get away from Kamek and get to the shop.
Larry: NO ONE CAN STOP ME! BWAHAHAHA!! I'll go to the card store and get some cards before anyone... else... Great. I almost forgot I spent all my money on new Piranha Plant seeds.
Conveniently, Bowser walks into the room.
Bowser: I almost forgot, Larry. You’re now officially old enough to no longer have a bedtime. And, here's your allowance.
Bowser gives Larry 100 coins.
Larry: Ha ha! Thanks, King Dad. You’re the best.
Bowser: Of course I am.
Larry goes to the card shop… to see that nothing is there.
Larry: Grr, it must restock soon! I'll wait all night if I have too!
Larry waits all night long, and is extremely tired the next day. Then, Kamek walks to his store.
Larry: (exhausted) Hey... Kamek... are you... restocking... your... shop?
Kamek: Yeah. Why?
Larry: Are the... booster... packs... here... yet?
Kamek: ... You never went to bed last night, did you?
Larry: … Maybe...
Kamek: *sigh* Larry, you need a hobby that won't devastate you... like, Checkers, or something...
Larry suddenly perks up.
Larry: NEVER!!!
Larry jumps in front of Kamek.
Larry: ARE. THE. BOOSTER. PACKS. HERE?!
Kamek: OKAY OKAY! Sheesh. Yeah, they're right here.
Kamek goes over and restocks the shop.
Larry immediately pounces onto the counter.
Larry: GIMME CARDS!
Clerk Sidestepper: What's the magic word?
Larry: I'LL SMASH YER FACE IN!
Sidestepper: ... Good enough.
Sidestepper sells Larry 8 booster packs, each with 10 cards in them.
Larry: I want more!
Sidestepper: It's not nice to take them all for yourself, Mister! You gotta share!
Larry: GIMME MORE!
Suddenly, a stampede rushes in and throws Larry out.
Larry: CURSES! One of these days, I'll get that crab! Now, let's see what I got..
Larry opens his packs and sees what his 80 cards are:
Muncher Chewy Kamek Magikoopa Susan Nick Clawdia Wart Pimple Prince Froggy Larry (x27) Beezo Wart Bandana Koopa The Koopa Bros. Lord Crump Grodus Goomba Paragoomba Spiky Goomba Mouser Mini Mouser (x2) Shy Guy (x4) Dull Bones (shiny) Yoshi (3) Mario Luigi Princess Peach (2) Jr. Troopa Dr. Crygor (5) Shadow Mario DK (4) Diddy Dixie (3) Daisy (10) Hooktail Gloomtail Macho Grubba (2)
Kamek poofs to Larry’s current position.
Kamek: Larry! I am appalled! You threatened both me and the shop clerk! Wait until I inform your mother of this!
Larry: NO! Not my mom! Anything but that! Please!
Larry tries to grab Kamek, but he doesn't succeed as Kamek poofs away.
Larry: *sob* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Larry goes to the throne room. He sees his dad talking with his mom.
Bowser: I'm telling you, he NEEDS the cards! The doctor said so!
Larry, hearing this, tries to run to his room. Clawdia catches up to him and grabs his shoulder.
Clawdia: Where do you think YOU'RE going, Mister?
Larry: … To the arcade?
Clawdia: … Okay then! Have a fun time!
Clawdia lets go. Larry quickly runs down the nearest hallway.
Larry: Man, I’ve got a lot of Larry’s. I wonder...
He sees Morton, and rushes over to him.
Larry: Hey, Morton, how about a Larry card?
Morton: Sorry dear brother for I have a million copies of you and besides-
Larry: Okay okay, how about a signed Larry card?
Larry signs it.
Morton: Now it's worth even less.
Larry: … Hey, look! It’s a gigantic microphone!
Morton: WHERE?!
Morton turns his head, then turns back just as Larry disappears with his Koopa Kards
Morton: I didn't- HEY!
Larry: Haha!!!
Morton: Get back here, you little snitch!
Larry runs off, screaming like a maniac. He bumps into Ludwig.
Ludwig: Vhat do you want?! I'm doing stuff!
Larry: CARDS!
Ludwig: No.
Larry: YES!
Ludwig: NO!
Larry: Why?
Ludwig: V'cause.
Larry: "V'cause" is not an answer.
Ludwig: Vo, really.
Larry: Yeah, really.
Ludwig: Vo... I'm still not giving v'ou any cards.
Larry: Oh yes you are, or I'm going to write a letter to King Dad and Queen Mom saying you've been going to the sites they forbid! I'll even write down a screen name and password!
Ludwig: *GASP!* You wouldn't!
Larry: *gets out pencil and paper* Dear King Koopa and Clawdia..
Ludwig: FINE! Here, take my Ludwig and Mecha Bowser card!
Larry: And?
Ludwig: … You can have my holographic Eyerok card, too.
Ludwig hands them over.
Larry: EYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Larry runs off and stops in front of Kammy.
Kammy: Larry? What is it?
Larry: GIMME CARDS!
Kammy: I don't have any.
Larry: You don't *eye twitch* have... any?!
Kammy: Of course not. Why would I take something Kamek made up?
Larry: … MAKE ME CARDS!
Kammy: Y'mean, counterfeit ones?
Larry: YES!
Kammy: …. You need psychiatric help.
Kammy poofs away. Larry lunges at the smoke, but catches nothing.
Larry: DARN!
Suddenly, Larry sees a huge stack of cards with two tiny feet. He glares hungrily.
Stack of Cards (Actually a Goomba carrying the pile): Umm… Prince Larry? What are you looking at?
Larry: YOU!!!
Larry tackles the Goomba. He shakes, bites, and then throws the Goomba into a wall. Then, the Koopaling starts looking at the creature’s cards.
Larry: DARN IT! They're all regular Goomba cards!
Goomba: Ow! Pain! It hurts so badly!
Larry: Huh? Who said that?! Maybe they have cards! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Larry runs off.
Goomba: … Hello? Little help!
Larry runs to Karma.
Larry: CARDS! NOW!!!
Karma: How rude! Why, I ought to- *light bulb* Why, sure, Larry! Here, my cards are right through this door!
Karma takes out a red marker and writes “Karma's Kards” on the door leading to the Girls Bathroom.
Larry: YAY!!
Larry runs through like a maniac. Morton comes by soon after
Morton: Hey Karma, have you seen Larry because he stole my cards and one if them is really rare so I need it back so I have to find...
Morton see's "Karma's Kards" on the door.
Morton: Ooohhh! Free cards!
Morton walks in. There's a really LOUD, girly scream and Morton and Larry come out with a bunch of cuts and bruises.
Morton: Larry, why did you go into the girls’ bathroom? It is not very good because then people will call you stupid and being stupid is not a good thing. And I'm-
Larry: AAAAAAAARGH! YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT, KARMA!
Larry chases Karma around in circles.
Karma: LARRY! STOP!
Then, Kamek walks in.
Kamek: Dum dee dum- LARRY! What in the name of Wands are you doing?
Kamek levitates Larry into the air, where he stays in place, running.
Kamek: Calm down, Larry! Let me hear all sides of the story.
10 minutes later…
Kamek: (trying to keep from laughing) W-well K-Karma, that was… FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Kamek falls on the ground laughing like a maniac.
Larry: WHEN IS THE SHOP GONNA RESTOCK?!
Kamek: It's gonna *laugh* restock *laugh* in about... five minutes.
Larry jumps over Kamek and dashes for the door, stumbling down the steps.
Larry: CARDS, OW, CARDS, OW, CARDS!!! OWWW!!!
Larry falls in front of the store. He grabs the Sidestepper clerk by the bowtie.
larry: ME WANT CARDS!
Sidestepper: Absolutely-utely, sir! How many?
Larry: ALL!
Sidestepper: … Riiigghhht… I'll get you two. Which pack series, Holo-Mages, or Original Riches?
Larry: HOLO-MAGES! I want holos!
Sidestepper: Riiiggghhhttt... I'll give you some Original Riches... Plastic or paper?
LarrY: ... What?
Sidestepper: Riiiggghtttt... Paper bags it is. Gift wrap?
Larry: NO!
Sidestepper: But everyone likes shiny wrapping paper! I'll wrap them for you.
This takes about five more minutes.
Sidestepper: Here ya go!
The Sidestepper dangles it in front of Larry. Larry reaches for it, but the bag gets pulled away.
Sidestepper: What's the magic word?
Larry: ... You can't be serious...
Sidestepper: Manners Maketh the Koopa!
LarrY: ... Grrrr... PLEASE?
Sidestepper: I don't see a smile.
Larry creates an almost creepy grin.
Sidestepper: That's better. Here you go!
Larry grabs the bag and runs.
Larry: Kamek BETTER fire that guy! Lessee what I got…
He then opens the pack, and takes a look at the 10 cards:
Larry (x10)
Larry: GAH! They’re all Larry cards! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Kamek poofs in front of him.
Kamek: Dinnertime!
Larry: I DON'T CARE! I WANT MORE CARDS!
Kamek: Now now, Larry. A growing Koopa needs to satisfy his appetite.
Larry: BUT I DON'T WANNA! WAHHHHHHH!!!
Larry falls and starts throwing a tantrum like a baby.
Kamek: Oh, come on, it won't kill you.
Kamek picks Larry up and they poof to the dining hall… Hey, anyone else realize by now that “poof” isn’t a real verb yet? Anyways, when they get there, Larry doesn't eat anything.
Clawdia: EAT! NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER BATH!
Larry eats, fast. Then he runs back to the store and grabs the Sidestepper.
Larry: (in a panicked sort of voice) You give me cards, or so help me, I'll use my hand to GAG you!
Sidestepper: O-okay! Just remember what this is supposed to be rated!
Larry then throws the Sidestepper down.
Larry: Well, get to it!
Just then, a Shy Guy walks in.
Larry: Gimme your cards!
Shy Guy sees the image of a growling panther in Larry's eyes and gives him the cards.
Larry: Now, Mr. Store Clerk!
Larry gets all the packs in the store, which totals 3,383,298 packs. When he opens them all up, here’s what he got:
Larry, Morton, Ludwig, Roy, Wendy, Lemmy, Iggy, Bowser, Kamek, and Kammy (About 2,368,308 copies of each, 20 of each holographic) The rest are Koopatrols, 3 holographic
Larry: Yay! ^.^
Larry skips away. Meanwhile, Bowser and his wife are once more having a small chat. And by “small chat”, I mean “major argument”.
Clawdia: Bowser, what is with the obsession of Koopa Kards Larry has?!
Bowser: *shrug* Well, I don't know, but I heard he robbed the Card Shop. It seems he has his old man's personality: wreck everything in sight to get what you want!
Clawdia: I hate those cards! I bought a pack and they're cheesy!
Clawdia takes out a pack of rare cards. By the sheer sight of them, Bowser suddenly becomes as obsessed as Larry is… if that’s possible.
Bowser: MINE!!!
Bowser snatches the cards and runs off. Clawdia sighs.
Clawdia: They should take up a more suitable hobby, like knitting.
Clawdia takes out a needle and thread and starts knitting. Bowser runs back in.
Bowser: And knitting is for sissies!
He runs out and finds Larry.
Larry: *gasp* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
He runs out of the store and hides his cards somewhere Bowser will never find them… IN HIS BELLY! … Wait, that doesn’t sound right. What I meant to say is that Larry somehow hid all of the cards under the couch. Larry then jumps under the couch too. Bowser walks in and Larry sees his feet.
Bowser: LARRY, GIMME THE CARDS OR I'LL HURT YOU REALLY BADLY!
CUE SHY GUY!
Shy Guy: Whazzup, Lord Bowser, dude?
VSHOOOOOM! Bowser sets the Shy Guy on fire, but the Shy Guy is alive. ^.^ Yay Shy Guys!
Bowser: Help me find Larry, or I’ll do that again!
Shy Guy: … Ok? By the way, I’m not just some nameless minion. Call me Jeff.
Bowser: Ok, Jeff. FIND LARRY!!!
Jeff: OK!!!
Though Bowser and Jeff try their hardest, Larry manages to slip away without either of them noticing. Meanwhile, Susan is arguing with Kamek.
Susan: THEY’RE MY IDEA! YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE KOOPA KARDS!
Kamek: ... Heheh, you're just JEALOUS!
Susan: Why I...
VVVVRRRROOOOOOOOMM! Larry speeds by Kamek and Susan.
Susan: Was that Larry? LARRY! COME BACK!
Susan begins to chase Larry.
Larry: AAAAAAHHHH!
Back near the couch…
Jeff: Hey, Larry dude! You here?
Jeff spots the Koopa Kards.
Jeff: WOAH DUDE! LOOK AT THESE!
Back with our… protagonist, I guess… Larry is running too fast for Susan, and gets away.
Susan: Awww... Wait, maybe I could lure him here with...
She sees the Koopa Kards.
Susan: THAT'S IT!
A few hours later…
Larry: BWAHAHHA! I escaped, and I have my cards right- GAH! Where did they go? Oh yeahhhh... I left them under the couch...
Suddenly, Larry hears a bell. Larry turns his head to see an Ultra Rare Holographic Baby Bowser card.
Larry: MINE!
Larry pounces on it, but it slides away from him. This process continues until he's in a darkened living room. Larry sees his pile of cards.
Larry: YAY! My cards!
Larry starts to walk towards them, but the lights flick on, and a net is pulled from under him, suspending him in the air.
Susan: AHA! Got ya!
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOMEONE HELP!
At the same time, on the floor above them...
Iggy: I swear, Roy, I didn't take your cards!
Roy: Right. PILEDRIVER!
Back with Larry…
Susan: Ha! I knew it! Those cards would be your defeat!
Larry: Must... save... cards... Avoid... Susan...
CRASH! Roy and Iggy burst through the ceiling, knocking Susan out of the castle...
Larry: WOOHOO!
...but burying all of Larry's cards.
Larry: ... N...n...n...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Larry begins to cry, completely oblivious to anything around him. It isn’t until a week later that Larry stops, and by that time, he has completely forgotten about the entire thing.
Larry: … What was I so upset about? What’s that giant pile of ruined cards doing in the middle of this room? And why do I feel like I’m supposed to be in big trouble for something?
Anyways, with nothing else to do, he decides to go to their playroom. The others are already there, completely bored to tears once more. Wendy, Roy, and Bowser Jr. are on the couch listening to Morton's speech. Lemmy, Iggy, and Ludwig are watching static on TV, and Larry decides to join them. Suddenly, the static clears up for no explainable reason, and a commercial comes on. In the commercial, there is an X-Naut PhD, an Elite X-Naut, and what looks like a giant bowl.
X-Naut PhD: Greetings, future customers! I am X-Periment…
Elite X-Naut: I am X-Citing…
Both: And have we got a deal for you!
X-Citing: It’s the latest in entertainment!
X-Periment: It’s the coolest thing since the Nintendo Wii!
Both: It’s…
The two characters pull out devices from their pockets that look like miniature tops. They press a button, throw them into the bowl, and continue talking as the camera focuses on the colliding toys.
X-Periment: …X-Toppers! Top battling to the X-Treme!
X-Citing: With over 300 different parts to customize your X-Topper with, you can become the best X-Topper Battler in the world!
The camera shows X-Periment’s top suddenly pulling out a tiny laser and blasting the other one out of the bowl.
X-Citing: So come down to our new store, conveniently located right outside Bowser’s Castle!
Now, the camera shows a small shack outside the castle. It then pans inside, showing that Jeff the Shy Guy and the Sidestepper clerk are now working there. The camera then goes back to the two X-Nauts.
X-Periment: And remember, if you’re not an X-Topper battler…
Both: YOU’RE LAME!
The commercial ends. Larry’s eye begins to twitch.
Larry: Must… become… BEST X-TOPPER BATTLER IN THE WORLD!
The Koopaling runs out of the room. Lemmy sighs.
Lemmy: Great. Here we go again…
Credit goes to Waluigi’s Twin, Daroach, Maguskoopa, Double D, Crabio & Goomigi, Freezy Toad, VeryCoolYoshi, Boshi the Quick, The Demon Koopa, and Tyg13 for writing, editing, suggesting, or in any way enhancing this story.
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