Phantos67: Wacko, come here a minute.
Wacko: Umm... Ok.
(Wacko comes up to Phantos, then Phantos67 uses telepathy to toss Wacko into the teleporter before summoning the rest of the crew.)
Phantos67: LET'S GO, GUYS!
The Rest of the Crew: YEAH!
(Phantos67 sets the dial to "Where we were the last time we interviewed with YTtF and his gang" and they teleport there. Phew, that was quite a bit of narrating!)
Popple: Sure was. That's a pretty nifty button you got there Boss.
Phantos67: Nobody uses the word "nifty" anymore. Oh, hi YTtF.
YTtF: Hey. Where in the world were you?!
Phantos67: Interviewing at my place. Well... we're stuck here and there is nobody to interview and the audience is getting sick of plotholes.
Audience: NO WE AREN'T!
Phantos67: Oh. Well then, are you going to use it?
YTtF: No.
Phantos67: No? Then how are we going to interview somebody?!
Wacko: Look at the title.
(P67 looks up at the title.)
Wacko: YOU USED AN ABBREVIATION FOR YOUR NAME!
P67: It's easier this way. The title says we are interviewing me about Phanto. Cool.
Wacko: Yup. YTtF can ask the first question.
YTtF: Sweet! Anyway, Q1, why are you red and white in SMB2, but brown in Super Mario Advance?
P67: After the second game we kind of faded in color. So we went from red to a pale brown.
Wacko: So, how did you get so red and not fade?
P67: Kamek put a spell on me. A lot of things changed me from a normal Phanto to a special Phanto and my color restored to a bright red, but that was about me, not about my species.
Wacko: Sorry.
YTtF: Q2, why were you found guarding keys?
Phantos67: First off, let me tell you that the average Phanto... is a complete idiot. So Phantos are obsessed with keys: they have portraits of keys, they worship keys like a god almost. I think that is plain dumb and I have never been obsessed with keys, but they have. Anyways, Wart said to guard the keys and of course they had no problem in doing it. So they attacked whoever would touch the key.
Wacko: Then why do Phantos stop when they put it down?
P67: They think nobody is harming the key anymore so it’s safe.
Goomy: Hey we wanna interview too. So, why are you only found in Sub-con?
P67: Well, Wart created us there and none of the other Phantos leave because their "miraculous" keys are there. I left and so far am the only Phanto out of Sub-con.
Wacko: Next question! Does a Phanto die if the key unlocks a door and vanishes?
P67: No, they go away and look for some other key, but since Mario and his friends came through he destroyed a lot of keys by using them to unlock doors.
YTtF: I'm beginning to run out of questions, so Turbo can get it.
Turbo: Yay! Anyway, why do you look like masks?
P67: Oh, we don't look like masks, we are masks! Actually, some Boos made some masks that look just like us and put them on and faded the rest of their bodies, making themselves look like us! They didn't appear in any games like that, but that is a reason that we are considered a relative of Six Faced Sal since people think we are Boos.
Wacko: What are normal attacks that Phantos use?
P67: Well a big help is that we are invincible, and as for attacks... running into people. We are deadly to touch.
Wacko: Cool, so basically Phantos go on the defensive side of things?
P67: Yeah. That's another reason why Nintendo hasn't put us in any more games.
Iggy: Why did the Boos possess the masks?
P67: It was Halloween night and they didn't have any costume ready, when they decided to wear a mask. So they thought of us, made the masks, and put them on.
Wacko: I see. What was your favorite Sub-con enemy?
P67: I have several: Cobrat, Albatoss, and Ninji. I limited it to three. Does anybody want to know what my favorite bosses were?
Wacko: Not really.
G Bloop: I do.
YMtF: You'll find out later. Were you in SMB2?
P67: Yeah, Mario had the same dream twice, plus we had to work in Doki Doki Panic so I ended up being pretty busy.
Thud: HOW BE DOKI DOKI PANIC?
P67: Eh... It wasn't that bad, but that family beat on us good. Even though we're invincible and all.
Popple: Why are you invincible?
P67: Wart put crystal balls into the dream machine, and created the Boos that possessed the masks. In each crystal ball he would imagine a different creature and their attacks. He decided to use all of the crystal balls’ power to go toward invincibility instead of good attacks. So that’s why our attacks stink, but we are invincible.
Wacko: Audience question time!
YTtF: Wacko... THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AUDIENCE. We'll keep asking questions.
Wacko: We can still call the crew like audience members. Seat ANNOYING BLOOPER THAT NOBODY LIKES!
G Bloop: Hey!
Phantos67: Good point there, Wacko, no seat calling! So somebody ask me another question. Bring it on!
G Bloop: Grrrr... Fine. How old do Phantos get?
P67: Since we are invincible we will live forever, which is kind of sad because we see our friends die once they get old. Currently Phantos aren't that old yet.
Turbo: What do you think of Wart?
P67: All the Phantos hate him, he fired us and didn't give the other Phantos the keys he promised them.
YTtF: What do you think of Mario?
P67: I personally dislike him most of the time, but he does have some good games out there. As for the other Phantos they don't like him because they took their keys away.
Thud: WHAT FAVORITE BOSSES?
P67: Ok, they’re Mouser, Fryguy, Robirdo, Wart, Triclyde, and Clawgrip.
Wacko: Thank you for naming pretty much all the bosses there.
P67: Except I hate Birdo. What a freak.
G Bloop: She was a mini-boss. Anyways...
YTtF (on an Arceus): INCOMING!!!
Kollin: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET AN ARCEUS FROM?!
(YTtF then grabs everyone and crashes against the dangly thing in Bonetail's throat. Everything starts rumbling.)
YTtF: This is gonna get ugly! END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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