Previously on General Toad's Interview Show...
General Toad: Oh my DAD... I need a vacation. And some therapy. MagiBoo, I'm leaving you in charge. I want at least two Interviews done before I get back. Here's the Gadd Instant Fixer. You'll need it. Keep these two in line. If you ABSOLUTELY need me I'll be on Isle Delfino. Now then. Bags!
And after a chaotic Interview with Dimentio...
MagiBoo: That's it, I'm going to Delfino.
(MagiBoo evaporates.)
So now...
Doopliss Guy: Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok! Don't panic! It was fun before, but now...
(Shrood is literally somehow bouncing of the walls of General Toad's Mansion.)
Doopliss Guy: Ohdearohdearohdear... GT and Magiboo are gonna come back soon and they're going to find...
(Doopliss Guy stares at the cake one of his fans brought him.)
DG: No! Not that!
(Doopliss Guy stares at the damage done to General Toad's once-spotless mansion.)
DG: He does have the Gadd. Instant Fixer... But still. It's my responsibility to take care of this place! GT could fire me, after all! Hey Shrood, want to go for a ride on your spaceship?
(Shrood freezes in midair and hangs suspended. Somehow.)
Shrood: YES!!!
(He runs outside and climbs in his Shroob-Saucer.)
DG: Excellent. *tents fingers* ... Wait, I don't have fingers.
(Doopliss Guy walks outside and climbs in. Shrood takes off and they fly into space. Soon enough…)
Shrood: We seem to have struck something, Cap'n!
DG: But you’re piloting the ship... Nevermind. Let’s go investigate.
Doopliss Guy and Shrood eject out of the saucer. They are on an extremely small planetoid, but the most noticeable feature is...
Megaleg: *Whiiiiiiiiiiiir* *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
DG: HOLY DAD!!! 0.0
Shrood: Hey, it's Megaleg!
(Megaleg crouches down into a sitting position the best it can. A voice sounds from it.)
Megaleg: Hello, Doopliss Guy. Yes, I know who you are. You are an interviewer on the planet of Plit. I wish to be interviewed by you for reasons I will not say.
DG: Ummm... Why should I?
Megaleg: Aside from the fact that I can give you a game over in hundreds of different ways, I can help you get rid of him. And you know who I mean by him, Doopliss Guy.
DG: I see your point....
Shrood: I see a robot!
DG: Ok, I'll interview you.
(DG sets up a camera and drags the captain's chair out of the saucer so he can sit.)
Doopliss Guy: Hello Plit! It's me, Doopliss Guy! I'm here on some random planetoid in space interviewing everyone's favorite giant, three-legged robot, Megaleg!
Megaleg: When this is viewed by the lifeforms, I want you to clap.
DG: Alrighty, let’s get started! First is the question all the viewers are dying to figure out by now. How are you, well, here? We all heard Mario destroyed you.
Megaleg: I was rebuilt by my creators. Isn't that an obvious question?
DG: Who are your creators?
Megaleg: Snifit Labs is the company that built me, as is obvious by my features. I was created by scientists there. The first me was sold to Bowser. This me is currently on a test run. Snifit Labs is not intent on selling this me. Nor is Snifit Labs responsible for the destruction that may occur when I am around.
DG: What significance was the Grand Star on your head? And now that it's gone, what's filling its role now?
Megaleg: The Grand Star was powering me. Now the Snifits have formed a corporate alliance with Shy Guy Tech, so the Shy Guys shared their secret of power with the Snifits.
DG: Which is...?
Megaleg: Scanning... Doopliss Guy is not an employee of Shy Guy Tech or Snifit Labs. If I told you, I would have to terminate you.
Shrood: HA-HA!
Megaleg: Termination is not a laughing matter. Destruction is but termination is not.
DG: Allllrighty. If the Grand Star was your power source, why did the Snifits put it on one of the most vulnerable part of your body?
Megaleg: Bowser had already bought the former me before I was completed. He told the Snifits that he had a power source, so they did not build one into me. When Bowser received me, he was too lazy to open me and put the Grand Star in me. So he just put it on top.
DG: When you were first destroyed, what happened to you?
Megaleg: As you know, I imploded. Snifit Labs sent scouts to retrieve the surviving parts of me, such as my brain, which is why I recall this. They used many of those parts in building this version of me.
DG: Great, that brings me to the next question, why did you implode when Mario took the Grand Star instead of just shutting down?
Megaleg: To make a highly complex engineering speech into a short, average what you would call Joe sentence, Bowser is a terrible engineer.
DG: K, no shockers there. Why is your name Megaleg?
Megaleg: When the Snifits were building me, they called me Project Megaleg because I am large; and because I am large, I have large legs. Three of them. When they finished me, the name stuck.
DG: Unlike the Wii, right? Heh, I made a joke.
Megaleg: Wii does not compute.
DG: Eh... Moving on. How did you get to this planetoid?
Megaleg: I am equipped with rocket propellers. I have two settings, land travel and space travel. Ok, let’s go to audience questions! Shrood, go!
Shrood: Megaleg of the one here single?
Megaleg: I compute that question. I shall ask it of myself so the lifeforms understand. Am I the only Megaleg? To my knowledge, I am the only Megaleg in existence.
DG: Could you shoot a Bullet Bill for us?
Megaleg: Certainly.
(Megaleg shoots a Bullet Bill out of one of his cannons.)
Bullet Bill: Where did I come from?
Megaleg: You came from an internal weapons rack.
Bullet Bill: Can you ever run out of... ummm...
DG: I think he's trying to ask if you can ever run out of Bullet Bills.
Megaleg: Yes, but 75% of my mass is full of Bullet Bills, so it is unlikely I will in one mission.
DG: Well, that about wraps things up! See you next time on General Toad's Interview Show! End Transmission.
(Doopliss Guy shuts off the camera. A ramp extends from Megaleg, and a Snifit wearing a labcoat and spectacles walks down the ramp.)
Snifit: Thank you! I am High Engineer Snift, SE (Snifit Engineer!) and Chief of the Megaleg Project, but you can call me Snift for short. I was asked to accompany him on his test run. For the longest time he has been talking about being known, though it's probably my fault for installing so much personality in him. I thank you for taking the time to interview him. Now, about your... umm, friend problem.
DG: Riight... What are you going to do to him?
Snift: Oh, nothing extraordinary. Snifit Labs just needs a new test subject.
DG: K, cool, as long as I don't have to deal with him.
(Two Snifits walk off Megaleg and take Shrood back up the ramp.)
Shrood: Cool! I got a job!
DG: Well, we might be a little short-handed back at the studio now. This is probably a silly question to ask, but would you want to join our Interview show?
Snift: I would love to. I've been working in Snifit Labs all my life, and I was planning on taking a leave for a while.
DG: Awesome! I can't wait to introduce you to General Toad and MagiBoo!
(Doopliss Guy and Snift board Megaleg. Megaleg's legs fold in and the feet open up to reveal rocket propellers. It takes off in the direction of Plit.)
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