(Larry is backstage with Waluigi and Blooper.)
Larry: I’ve invited you two here mainly because I want to thank you. Because of you guys interviewing my brother Roy and our pointless arguing about who will win Roy’s Sports Hall Season 10, my interview show’s returning episode was the top-rated show of the week!
Waluigi: It was mostly because of Waluigi’s excellent rating skills and Waluigi’s charisma that gave you the ratings you wanted.
Blooper: Don’t you take all the credit. I was a major factor in the show’s ratings as well.
Waluigi: But you are just a normal Blooper while Waluigi is Waluigi, someone everyone loves!
(Larry walks to the main stage while Waluigi and Blooper continue arguing.)
Larry: Welcome to another edition of my Interview show! I was going to have Waluigi and Blooper be the interviewers again but they seem to be busy right now, so I have to quickly pick someone random from the audience.
A. Goomba: PICK ME! I’ve always wanted to do another Interview!
Larry: You did an Interview?
(Larry presses the “Guarditu” button.)
A. Goomba: Yes, you made me and Wiggler interview Yoshi.
Larry: Umm… No I didn’t.
(Larry repeatedly keeps pressing the “Guarditu” button.)
A. Goomba: Don’t play dumb, you know what I’m… Oh, I know what this is about.
(A bunch of Lakitu guards start dragging A. Goomba out of the studio)
A. Goomba: Stop denying the existence of my Interview!
Larry: No.
A. Goomba: YOU DO KNOW ABOUT MY INTERVIEW!
Larry: It didn’t happen, we are ignoring those events, and I don’t want to mention this again. Now you are being kicked out for tonight, next time you will be banned from this studio… PERMANENTLY!
(The Guarditus chuck A. Goomba out the door.)
Larry: Ok, now that we got that out the way. Random audience member to be interviewer!
(Every member of the audience raises their hand.)
Larry: I think I’ll pick seat number… 268
(The seat is empty.)
Larry: Oh, there’s no one sitting there.
Kamek (from behind Larry): There was.
Larry: WHAT THE?! Where did you come from?
Kamek: I was sitting in that seat, I knew you would end up picking it so I decided to bring myself to the stage before you officially picked my seat.
Larry: Ok, but please don’t use your teleportation magic to scare me like that again.
Kamek: I didn’t, I just got up and walked behind you, in fact I was right in front of you when you were threatening to ban A. Goomba from the studio… PERMANENTLY!
Larry: Fine, whatever. Kamek will be our interviewer for the evening!
Kamek: So who will I be interviewing?
Larry: Kamek, you will interview… BOO!
Kamek: AHH! Don’t scare me like that. At my age I could get a heart attack from something like that!
Larry: No, I mean you are interviewing Boo.
(Boo is seen floating above his seat.)
Boo: Hi.
Kamek: Oh. Well, I guess we should just start this Interview.
Larry: Yep. GUARDITUS! Follow me.
(Larry and the Guarditus go backstage to where Waluigi and Blooper are STILL arguing.)
Kamek: Well, breaking those two up will take a while. Anyway, so Boo, just what are you exactly?
Boo: I’m a Boo. We are ghost-like creatures that can make ourselves invisible at will and we love scaring others.
Kamek: So what creatures are Boos the ghosts of?
Boo: None, us Boos are our own species. We live and breed just like any other creature would. We simply have a lot of ghostly characteristics.
Kamek: I’m surprised, even I didn’t know that. Next Question: Why is it you Boos seem to always cover your eyes when Mario looks at you?
Boo: So Mario can’t see me. He can’t see me if I cover my eyes.
Kamek: That makes no logical sense. Why don’t you just make yourself invisible?
Boo: But covering my eyes does make me invisible.
Kamek: … Ok. Why is it that you prefer to be “invisible” when Mario looks at you?
Boo: Because I like to sneak up on him when he is not looking so I can scare him. It’s just so much fun.
Kamek: King Boo is the ruler of all Boos, correct?
Boo: Yep, His Spookiness is indeed the ruler of all Boos, as well as the Eeries and the other ghost creatures. The King of the Boos is always the scariest Boo. If we find a Boo scarier than our current king, then he will be dethroned in favor of the scarier Boo.
Kamek: What’s with the two completely different appearances of King Boo?
Boo: Different kings. King Boo went on a holiday and we didn’t know, so we made the scariest Boo we could find our new king. He came up with the ultimate scheme to capture the Mario Bros. with a plan codenamed “Luigi’s Mansion”, but that plan led to Luigi defeating him and turning him into a painting… PERMANENTLY!
Kamek: (That gag is really starting get old fast.)
Boo: After that failed plan, the real King Boo returned so he was given his rightful spot as the King of the Boos again.
Kamek: So King Boo will only be dethroned once a scarier Boo is found?
Boo: That, or when he fades away, but that won’t happen for at least another few hundred years.
Kamek: Boos fade away?
Boo: You could say it’s the equivalent of death.
Kamek: I see. Were you a part of the Luigi’s Mansion plan?
Boo: I wasn’t, but some of my friends were.
Kamek: Which ones?
Boo: Well there was BamBoo, Game Boo, Boo La La, Boogie, ShamBoo, Boolderdash, Kung Boo…
(Backstage, Larry and the Guarditus are seen STILL trying to break up Waluigi and Blooper.)
Waluigi: And Waluigi says that Waluigi was the reason the Interview show was so popular!
Blooper: Like I said the previous 20 times, don’t you take all the credit when I helped too.
Waluigi: Waluigi could have done that Interview all Waluigi’s self and it STILL would have been the most popular show of the week.
Larry: Can’t you just stop this now?
Waluigi and Blooper: NO!
Larry: Why?
Waluigi: Because Blooper won’t admit that Waluigi was the true reason for your show’s success.
Blooper: You know what? It doesn’t matter anymore.
Larry: Phew… Finally.
Blooper: Because I am still a better Sports Hall fighter then you.
Larry: Oh no. Not again!
Waluigi: Waluigi is the future winner of Season 10!
Blooper: I am the one to win!
Waluigi: Waluigi will win the DynaStar!
Blooper: No, I will!
Waluigi: Waluigi will!
Blooper: ME!
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
Blooper: ME!
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
Blooper: ME!
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
(The argument continues. Now back to the Interview.)
Boo: …Mr. Boojangles, GumBoo, Boomeo-
Kamek: Ok! I think we get we get the point now. Maybe, we should start the audience questions now.
Boo: Ok, I’ll pick seat 78
Kamek: I should be picking the seats, but yeah, Seat 78, ask a question.
Toad: If King Boo is your king why do you work for Bowser?
Boo: The Koopa Kingdom and the Kingdom of the Boos have an alliance. It’s quite rare for King Koopa to make an alliance agreement with anyone so it was quite the honor.
Kamek: Seat 444.
Red Boo: I’ve never been told this, so how long does our species live for?
Boo: We live for about 300 to 400 years before we fade away…
Kamek: Don’t you dare say permanently again! That’s gotten old.
Boo: Whatever, seat 666.
Dark Boo: Why is it that you get picked to compete in sporting events against Mario and his friends?
Boo: I get picked to represent the Boos by King Boo himself. He will compete instead of me sometimes, however.
Kamek: Seat 694
Boomerang Bro: What is the difference between Red Boos, Dark Boos, and normal Boos?
Boo: Red Boos are simply Boos, but Red and Dark Boos are simply… Dark Boos.
Boomerang Bro: That’s it?
Boo: It just depends, some Boos are born different colors than others.
Kamek: Last question, seat...
Boo: 268!
Kamek: There’s no one there since that’s my old seat.
Boo: What do you mean? There’s someone sitting right there!
A. Chibibo: Is it true that the King Boo who was the leader for the Luigi’s Mansion scheme has escaped his painting and is currently in the process of creating a plan codenamed “Luigi’s Mansion 2”?
Boo: It’s only a rumor as far as I know. If it’s true, the plan will be in progress sometime between January and April.
Kamek: And that concludes our Interview.
(Larry walks to the stage, looking relaxed.)
Larry: Finally! I got the two to stop arguing! The Guarditus are keeping them separated so they can’t see, hear, or argue with each other.
(Larry sees A. Chibibo.)
Larry: WAIT A MINUTE! I banned you for the night!
A. Chibibo: No, you banned A. Goomba for the night.
Larry: Don’t try to trick me, A. Goomba! You’ve used this awful cheap disguise in previous episodes.
A. Chibibo: I am A. Chibibo. A. Goomba has never used a disguise to look like me.
Kamek: Larry, you do remember you are trying to ignore the events of your previous episodes, right?
Larry: GUARDITUS! Kick A. Goomba out now!
(The Guarditus quickly removes A. Goomba’s A. Chibibo disguise and drags him back out of the studio.)
A. Goomba: Grrr… I thought taking advantage of your stupid new rules would have worked.
Larry: Well, it didn’t. Now this show can finally end with nothing going wrong.
Kamek: If the Guarditus are taking out A. Goomba, who’s dealing with Waluigi and Blooper?
Larry: … Oh… NO!
(Waluigi and Blooper are now arguing with each other backstage again.)
Waluigi: WALUIGI IS THE BEST INTERVIEWER AND THE BEST SPORTS HALL FIGHTER! WALUIGI IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Blooper: I AM JUST AS GOOD OF AN INTERVIEWER AS YOU AND I WILL WIN THE DYNASTAR!
Waluigi: WALUIGI WILL WIN!
Blooper: ME!
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
Blooper: ME!
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
Blooper: ME!
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
Koopa Troopa: End Transmission… PERMANENTLY!
Kamek: THAT’S IT! Just for using that overused unfunny gag, I’m turning you into a Microgoomba… PERMANENTLY!
Koopa Troopa: But you then just said…
(Kamek uses a magic spell that turns Koopa Troopa into a Microgoomba.)
Kamek: Now we will actually End Transmission.
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