Name: Lakitu
Age: 36
Likes: Spinies (keeps them as pets)
Hates: When Mario steals his cloud
Lakitu is a cloud-riding enemy who throws Spinies at Mario.
"No Koopa Troopa can beat moi!"
Baddie Rating: 4 out of 5

Name: Lakitu Sky Cloud the 76432784368924376243789
First T. Koopa
Interview Appearance: TOADETTE KOOPA interviews LAKITU
Age: 21
Favorite Color: Sky Blue
Favorite Mario Game: Mario Party 7
Least Favorite Mario Game: Donkey Kong
Favorite TV Show: Robot Chicken
Least Favorite TV Show: Barne y
Parents: Lakitu Sky Cloud the 76432784389224376243788 and Lakitu Sky Cloud the 76432784389224376243787
Hobby: Fishing, stealing treasure chests from Koopa Kid

Lakitu Sky Cloud the 76432784368924376243789 is one of the generations of Lakitus that helped try to destroy Mario. Everyone in his family is named Lakitu Sky Cloud. He likes to work for T.Koopa Interviews with Toadette Koopa, his boss, as either just some guy to sit around and add funny quotes or as some guy to do nothing. He likes to make a mess, but is usually banned from chocolate after breaking something. He likes to steal from Koopa Kid due to being a minion of King Bowser Koopa. He never passed Kindergarten. He does sound smarter than the Mario other writers make. Unfortunately, Mario would kill me if I said he was stupid, so let’s continue.

Lakitu's many relatives have died in war between Koopas and Toads. Lakitu was passed the trait of being born handicapped and forced to fly a cloud. He was also born half good, half evil. He likes to read girl comic books like Amazing Agent Luna and Sailor Moon. He also likes to help in the Mario Kart races, but not that much. His brother usually does it. He is very lazy sometimes and always faints if he doesn't get his daily dose of chocolates. That sums up the life of this Lakitu!