(Badyoyo and N. Gin are seen walking through a dark forest, Badyoyo is trying to make sense of the map)
Badyoyo: This is the absolute LAST time I let you be the navigator, N. Gin. It's getting dark and I can't tell up from down on this map.
N. Gin: It isn't my fault. I just drew the map.
Badyoyo: ... N. Gin, I swear to DAD-
(Suddenly the ground opens up. Badyoyo and N. Gin fall down into a dark abyss.)
Badyoyo and N. Gin: AAAAAAAAAAH!
(Thump! Badyoyo and N. Gin land on a bed. They look around to see where they are. They appear to be in the inner sanctum of a castle.)
Badyoyo: Where are we?
N. Gin: Why are you asking me?
Badyoyo: Because you're the only one I can actually ask without talking to myself.
(Suddenly some laughter is heard from behind a door, Badyoyo takes out his wand. The door opens.)
???: So, who dares to try to invade my castle?!
(??? is King Dedede.)
Dedede: You two are just in time!
Badyoyo: Just in time for what?
N. Gin: Haven't you figured this stuff out yet? He wants to interview with you!
(King DeDeDe nods.)
N. Gin: See? I haven't even been the leader of an interview and I can figure this stuff out quicker than you can.
Badyoyo: … All right, I've been in creepier situations. Who do you want to interview?
(King DeDeDe pulls out his hammer and smashes the wall, revealing a jail cell with Ludwig in it.)
Ludwig: Let me out, you cretins!
King Dedede: No! Nobody gets away with eating the king's chocolate!
Ludwig: It was only a nibble...
King Dedede: Be quiet, or I'll set 'him' loose!
(He points to Ripper Roo.)
Ripper Roo: WAHAHAHA! (I didn't steal your copy of Dead Rising!)
King Dedede: Shut up! Anyway, how did you guys get here? I put Meta Knight on guard duty!
N. Gin: We sort of-
Badyoyo: Don't even think of using the "We just dropped in" joke.
N. Gin: All right... We fell through a trap door.
King DeDeDe: I never allowed a trap door on my property.
Ripper Roo: Wahaahahahaha! (Sorry sir, I meant to place Nitro Crates at the end of the tunnel, but I never got around to it.)
King Dedede: Right... Remind me to reduce your paycheck.
Ripper Roo: ...
King Dedede: So, are you in, Badyoyo?
Ludwig: Please, help me!
(Ripper Roo takes his pills...)
Dr Roo: No. Not until we interview you!
Ludwig: That'll take ages!
Dr Roo: Who cares? It's not my decision to let you out anyway!
King Dedede: Well...
Badyoyo: Let the kid go, we'll do it.
(King DeDeDe unlocks the door to Ludwig's cell.)
Sometime later...
(Badyoyo and King DeDeDe are standing on a stage and Ludwig's sitting in the interview chair.)
Badyoyo: Welcome to DeDeDe interviews. Today we will interview Ludwig... Question one. Who are you?
Ludwig: What kind of horrible question is that? I am Ludwig, Prince of the Koopa Troop, owner of the second largest doomship fleet in King Dad's army!
King Dedede: Then who has the biggest doomship, other than Bowser?
Ludwig: I do believe it's Bowser Jr.
King Dedede: THAT squirt?! Unbelievable! How come you and your siblings have to obey HIM?
Ludwig: Well, he's Bowser's main son, which means that if we don't obey him, we aren't obeying Bowser.
King Dedede: Creepy
Badyoyo: How did Bowser Jr. come into existence?
Ludwig: Mutation. I wanted to create a living clone of King Dad, personality and everything. However, some sort of virus entered the embryo and made it turn into Bowser Jr. He also seems to have the mutation of dwarfism. He's going to stay short forever and never mature. Unlike me, who got this lovely new adult voice as heard in New Super Mario Bros Wii.
Badyoyo: Why are you addicted to chocolate?
Ludwig: That fan fiction of my first chocolate is fairly accurate. It did give me the needed power to create more inventions. However as I got older, the good things that came from it suddenly disappeared. But now I'm addicted to it... I wish I wasn't.
(Ludwig pulls a Hershey bar out of his hair. He tries to resist it, but gives in. He unwraps it and eats it.)
Waddle Dee: I've got a question! In NSMBWII, why did you do flutter jumps, and in SMW why did you do backflips?
Ludwig: In NSMBWII, I lost weight and decided to learn the flutter jump off Karma! And in SMW, I learned how to do a backflip from Kamek. But I took it a bit further.
King Dedede: I've been dieing to know this! How did you make your airship shake in SMB3? Did you put on weight?
Ludwig: You're one to talk! But no, I didn't. I learned from Roy how to do it!
King Dedede: Oh really?
(Suddenly they hear some commotion from backstage.)
Karma: Get out of my way, you freaks! ... Ludwig! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!
N. Gin: Hey! You're the one who walked into the Interview without permission!
Waddle Dee: Yeah, you need our permission. Because we're the Interview Snakes, And We Rule!
Ludwig: What's going on?
Dr. Roo: This girl is trying to get into the interview studio. Now she wants to call us freaks.... and Waddle Dee wants to turn us into a gang now. Anyway she won't leave, we can't come up with any good insults either.
Ludwig: Perhaps I can be of assistance; she's very sensitive about her weight.
(Suddenly a devil face appears in the upper right hand corner of the screen.)
LUDWIG LOST KARMA!
Karma: You most certainly did!
(Karma marches out of the studio.)
N. Gin: See ya Fatso!
Ludwig: ... Anyway, where were we?
Badyoyo: ... Why did you do that?
Ludwig: I didn't want her to make a scene. So I took her out of my life.
King Dedede: Wow. That...
Waddle Dee: ...was harsh.
Ludwig: Well, this interview needs to end, doesn't it?
Dr Roo: Can we continue now?
King Dedede: Yes. What inventions have you made that are useful or somewhat needed?
Ludwig: I've made lots... but Megaleg was indeed useful!
King Dedede: How long does it take you to make an invention?
Ludwig: It takes me a week or so. Really depends on the situation.
Badyoyo: How are you able to breathe fire, unlike a good lot of your siblings?
Ludwig: We Koopas work like humans in a way. We have our own gene pool. In that gene pool is the ability to breathe fire by use of a flame pipe. It's rather recessive though. My mother is a heterozygous on the matter, while my father is a homozygous for the fire breathing gene. It's basically a coin flip for every child they have. It just so happens the coins has landed for fire breathing 2 out of 8 times.
Badyoyo: How did your father join the Sub-space army in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and where were you at the time?
Ludwig: King Dad was asked to join the army after a man Tabuu requested in advance. He told all of his children and his wife to stay behind because this was a battle too sinister for us to fight. So we just stayed home and waited for him to return. He came back with a hatred for some man named "Ganondork" though.
Badyoyo: Why does your father always help Mario in the Olympics? He hates Mario.
Ludwig: He never said, he did take out a punching bag of some black hedgehog though. Roy questioned him once. King Dad said something about "Chaos Control" ruining a battle he had.
King Dedede: Did you and your siblings have some way of getting involved in SMG? Because I've heard rumors...
Ludwig: Yes! Each of us had at least one role in the game.
King Dedede: What was your role in the game?
Ludwig: I created Megaleg and remade Bowser's Castle for SMG. It took 3 years to get it all done, just so it could be destroyed... It's not fair!
King Dedede: Is it time for audience questions, Badyoyo?
Badyoyo: Not yet… Ludwig... As you know your father isn't exactly... the brightest bulb in the house.
Ludwig: Go ahead and say it. He's not here anyway!
Badyoyo: Oh forget it. How did you get so smart? Even though your inventions fail, you're rather smart.
Ludwig: Well that's simple. My mother homeschooled me since I was born. However as other Koopalings came into existence, she began giving fewer and fewer tutoring sessions. This led people like Iggy to go rather insane, Roy to be a brute, Wendy to be a brat, Morton to be a narcissistic talker, and Larry... well he was smart enough to learn the ways of the world from Lemmy and, instead of my mother
Badyoyo: Why did you only educate Larry and not the others?
Ludwig: Well, Roy was too rough and fell asleep every time I attempted to teach him something that wasn't about Physical Education or Anatomy. Iggy was just too happy to be with Lemmy. Wendy always showed up an hour late to her 50-minute long classes... and we've yet to try to educate Morton. Maybe he has potential... Anyway; Larry was the only one of my siblings to sit through all 12 classes I gave him AND actually do his homework.
King Dedede: That's sad.
Ludwig: What's sad?
King Dedede: Doing homework.
Ludwig: I have to agree with you. Why would somebody do that?
King Dedede: To have a life.
Ludwig: You don't have one!
King Dedede: ... You're toast after this Interview!
Ludwig: EEP!
King Dedede: Audience questions! Seat 13!
Koops: Did you make the doomships in SMB3?
Ludwig: Yes, but with the help of some minions.
Dr-Roo: Seat 35!
Bowser: Why is your hair like that?
Ludwig: Why are YOU asking? You know that you styled my hair. You made a permanent style to each Koopaling's hair based on their first year of life. You saw I was very technology driven, so you made my hair all crazy and scientific. However, you also made it like Ludwig Van Beethoven's.
Badyoyo: Seat-
King DeDeDe: We're done with this Interview.
Badyoyo: What? Hey!
(King DeDeDe pulls out his mallet and walks toward Ludwig.)
Badyoyo: HEY! Wait! We still have to do the WHEEL!
N. Gin: OF!
Badyoyo: PAIN!
(Tikimon and The Wheel pop out of the ground. He spins it, the wheel lands on...)
Badyoyo: Have Tikimon be transferred to DeDeDe Interviews and smash Ludwig. Ouch!
(Tikimon smashes Ludwig with his giant fists.)
Badyoyo: Now King DeDeDe, unless you have some Interview tradition, we'll be leaving.
King DeDeDe: Oh, but I DO! Ripper ROO!
Dr Roo: Do you admit to a greater evil?
Ludwig: Yes...
Dr Roo: LIES!
Audience: PIES!
Dr Roo: ... Meh.
King Dedede: Do you know that Ludwig denied your question before the show?
(Dr Roo transforms into Ripper Roo and blows up half the studio and N.Gin.)
King Dedede: ... And now it's time for...
Badyoyo: -for us to leave.
(Badyoyo begins dragging a tired N. Gin out of the building.)
King DeDeDe: Wait! I still haven't given you a replacement for Tikimon! Bring her out!
(A gate opens up, an African American Woman holding a spear comes out. She's wearing earrings and a purple tank top. She would look perfectly normal except for the fact that her legs are A WHITE TIGER!)
African American: Hello sir.
King DeDeDe: First, let's get the elephant out of the room.
(Tikimon throws an elephant out of the interview studio.)
King DeDeDe: Now, why are you fused to a tiger?
African American: My tiger is the first tiger ever successfully cloned. However, bits of human flesh got caught in the cloning process. Those bits turned into me. So now I go through life fused to a tiger. We work very well as a team though.
(The tiger eats up Waddle Dee.)
King DeDeDe: Thank DAD, people like him are plentiful.
Badyoyo: Impressive, what's your name?
African American: I am "Shaboo, The Queen of Pain".
(Badyoyo gives off a chuckle.)
Shaboo: Is something funny?
Badyoyo: Oh nothing... It's just that, you can't be the Queen of Pain. Because I am the KING of Pain.
(Badyoyo opens a curtain, sunlight pours into the room.)
Badyoyo: You see, there's a little black spot on the Sun today. It's the same old thing as yesterday!
(King DeDeDe whacks Badyoyo with his hammer, knocking him out.)
King DeDeDe: Gotta love Super Mario Bros. 3 physics... Well, that's all the time we have for today, folks. See you next time on DeDeDe Interviews!
(Tikimon turns off the camera by smashing it.)
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