E-Guy: What a fantastic time to be in, the new year (whatever year it is on Plit), and...
DS Guy: NONE OF THAT STUFF! We need to interview someone right now, or I'll go crazy. Where is Geno? I was supposed to interview him today.
E-Guy: And why are you interviewing him?
DS Guy: He says that it was to settle the favor I owe him for when I didn't give him a chance to defeat Smithy.
E-Guy: Because he got crushed by the Detroit Lions?
DS Guy: Exactly, now where is he?
A cell phone rings and DS Guy answers it.
DS Guy: Talk to me.
Geno (on the other end): I have bad news, DS Guy; I can't come.
DS Guy: Why NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT?! What can be more important than this Interview?!
Geno: I am in a serious predicament. This could take awhile.
We see Geno at a checkout line in a grocery store.
Clerk: So is it paper or plastic?
Geno: I'm still deciding! (speaking into his cell phone) I might have to do this some other time. Bye!
He hangs up on DS Guy.
DS Guy: Um... Ladies and gentlemen, we were going to interview Geno...
Geno Fans: YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
DS Guy: ...but something has come up so...
Geno Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DS Guy: Hey! I'm not happy about this either. Luckily, I prepared for this day, so it is time for Plan B.
He pulls out his remote and a wheel comes out from the floor with a press of a button.
E-Guy: What is that?
DS Guy: That, my friend, is a wheel that holds the name of every Mario Character cver mentioned. Well those who we haven't interviewed yet. Wherever the wheel stops, we interview that person.
(He spins the wheel.)
DS Guy: Round and round the wheel goes. Where will it stop, nobody knows.
E-Guy: 50 coins on Admiral Bobbery.
Gourmet Guy: Deal.
The wheel finally stops on Kamek.
E-Guy: *frustrated grunt* Here!
Sounds of coins can be heard.
Gourmet Guy: Sweet. Let's go outside.
Gourmet Guy and E-Guy leave the studio.
DS Guy: And my Shy Guy form of the day is...
A cloud of smoke appears and dissolves quickly.
DS Guy: Fly Guy!
Kamek flies his broom over to the stage.
Kamek: Hello DS Guy, it is a great pleasure to meet you.
DS Guy: Good, first question, what can you do besides cast spells and fly on brooms?
Kamek: I can do many things such as divination, brainwashing, predicting the future, and manipulaing objects with my mind.
DS Guy: You mean psychokinesis?
Kamek: Yup. I can also create many beings from inanimate objects, teleport in short distances, and-
DS Guy: Aren't those things a normal Magikoopa can do?
Kamek points his wand at DS Guy
Kamek: Listen, no one calls me normal and gets away with it. Do I make myself clear?
DS Guy: Yes, but I didn't call you normal, you're the most advanced Magikoopa I know.
Kamek: Then let that be a warning to you.
(He pulls his wand away from DS Guy.)
DS Guy: Why did you kidnap the Mario Bros. when they were babies?
Kamek: I had a prediction that those lousy brothers would be the cause of many defeats for Bowser, so I had to kidnap them so the prophecy wouldn't come to pass. But I only managed to grab Luigi and Mario fell down to Yoshi's Island.
DS Guy: It seemed like he was a goner, but why did you send your Toadies to retrieve him?
Kamek: I just sent them to search the Island for 24 hours, and if they found nothing, they were to come back. But since they found Baby Mario with one of the Yoshis, they waited patiently for the opportunity to snatch him, but they failed.
Outside DS Guy's house, we see E-Guy and Gourmet Guy near a cannon pointing up at a 90-degree angle.
E-Guy: If you want to get to the bakery quickly, then you must travel by catapult.
Gourmet Guy: (getting on the catapult) Okay, I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyy...
He got shot all the way up into space.
Gourmet Guy: Although floating in space makes me not feel fat, it is really boring!
E-Guy: My 50 coins have been avenged! He should have realized that the cannon was pointing up, not to the west.
Parrakarry (flying by): You are such a sore loser!
E-Guy: Nobody asked you! Hey, how did you know that I lost at something?
Parrakarry: See it all the time.
He points to Mario with Luigi in a catapult at the nearby Club 64.
Mario: I'll teach you to out-eat me!
Luigi (getting flung): Heeeeerrrrrrrrre weeeeeeeee gooooooooooooooooooooo...
Parakarry now points to General Guy, who is about to fire Anti Guy out of a cannon aimed for the Forever Forest.
General Guy: How dare you beat me at Super Smash Bros. Melee?!
Anti Guy: I'm soooooooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... *thud*
General Guy: You didn't see anything.
E-Guy: I see. I'll go find him in the forest.
Parrakarry: General Guy, take this letter. You may have already won 10,000 coins.
General Guy: Sweet.
Back inside…
DS Guy: I have heard about your board, Kamek's Library, in Mario Party DS, and I have one question: Why is it a library?
Kamek: Well my board is a library because I am highly intelligent and I can find many spells to practice from those books.
DS Guy: What can you do with your intelligence?
Kamek: I can build complicated machines that are as good as Ludwig's, but he won't admit it.
Ludwig: And I never will!
Ludwig gets carried away by two Glitz Pit security guards to be beaten up by them.
Ludwig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DS Guy: (putting away the remote) Something tells me that I should get to the audience questions before something bad happens.
Meanwhile in outer space…
Gourmet Guy: Boring. Boring. Boring. I have been floating in space for 10-15 minutes and I've got nothing to do because space is so bor-
He gets bumped by a satellite and starts heading down to Plit.
Gourmet Guy: -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
In Forever Forest, E-Guy has just found Anti Guy.
E-Guy: Are you okay?
Anti Guy: Does it look like that I'm okay?!
(We now see that he crashed into really sharp pine needles.)
Anti Guy: Just leave me alone!
E-Guy: Okay, fine, I'm going!
As E-Guy is leaving, a group of bears surround Anti Guy.
Anti Guy: Uh oh.
Back at the studio…
DS Guy: Why did you see the sub-plot? It chewed up most of our Audience Time. Anyway, seat 100.
Knife Guy: Did you teach anyone the power of teleportation?
Kamek: I did teach it to one person, Bowser. He wanted to make a quick getaway whenever he loses to Mario. And just in time for the Super Mario 64. Seat 1.
Lemmy: Why do you obey every command King Dad gives you?
Kamek: It's all about fear. Ever since Morton Sr. threatened my sister Kammy's life if I didn't obey him, I was afraid that Bowser might do the same.
E-Guy (walking in): Hey, how's it going with the Interview of that normal-looking Magi-
Kamek teleports and used his levitation powers to hold him up.
Kamek: How dare you call me normal?! Now you will suffer!
Kamek pulls his wand out and a laser blade comes out just like a light saber.
Audience: I didn't know that he could do that!
Kamek: Neither... did... I... Anyway, we're taking this outside.
Kamek teleports E-Guy outside the house.
Kamek: Nothing can stop me, not even (looking up) a... falling... Fat Guy?
Gourmet Guy lands on Kamek.
Kamek: You broke every bone in my body.
E-Guy: Uh... Sorry for shooting you into space.
Gourmet Guy: You are going to be sorry, all right!
Gourmet Guy rolls into a ball and starts to pursue E-Guy.
E-Guy: Ah crud!
He flees. They eventually got out of town and may not be heard from again until the next Interview.
Back inside…
DS Guy: I am just going to end this to stop this madness. I'm the Ultimate Shy Guy saying, "Good Day!"
End Transmission.
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