Author: I apologize about not having my Email adress in the last Interview, for clarification my Email address is Gijoe23@embarqmail.com. To be fair, the contest results will be put off until the next Interview.
DT: Now that that's out of the way, the building is downsizing and a few of you need to be fired.
Everyone: *GASP!*
DT: That was cliche. Okay, Culex and Chuckolator are fired. Bogmire, lucky you, you get to stay, along with Doopliss, Lee, and Mimi. Bonetail, show the expendables to the dumpster- I mean the exit. Now, any news before Bogmire gets a request?
Doopliss: CHEESE!
Mario: None to report, DT.
DT: Ludwig, did you use your mind swap machine on them?
Ludwig: No.
DT: Then why are these two acting like bigger imbeciles than usual? Also, where is Lee?
Elsewhere...
Lee: Got any 3's?
Cheep Cheep: Go fish.
Lee: Okay.
Back on the set...
Pennington: Uh, DT? We found out something. Lee is missing and all we found was a "Gone Fishing" sign. I wonder where he could be?
DT: Bonetail, check for Lee in Soda Lake.
Bonetail: Aroo!
DT: Okay, Doopliss or Mario or whoever you are, get out of here!
Doopliss: Cheese!
Mario: Got it.
(They leave.)
DT: Okay Mimi, you're with me for this Interview.
Mimi: My life's wish is realized!
(She faints.)
DT: Mimi, you're fired.
Mimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DT: What is with all the cliches today? I'm only kidding, that shock was to wake you up, because if you are going to faint I can't let you help with this Interview.
Mimi: AWW MAN!!!
In some unknown lake...
Lee: Is that a Torpedo Ted? YOWCH!!!
Cheep Cheep: You're the one who wanted to fish here.
(Lee starts looking hungrily at the Cheep Cheep.)
Cheep Cheep: Lee? What are you staring at? Why are you lighting a grill? Why are you walking towards me with a fork and knife? Why am I asking so many questions? Why are you dragging me back to the grill with tongs? Why...
(Let's end this scene before I get out of control. BACK TO DT!)
Mimi: When did the author decide on adding subplots?
DT: He likes to read P.T. Piranha's Interviews. They are, quote, "wonderfully random," unquote. Okay, someone please get Ashley out here before another subplot happens.
Now with Rosalina...
Rosalina: TOOO THE LUMASHIP!!!
Author: Anyone who was insulted by this, I'm sorry.
(They go on an unexplained adventure.)
DT: *sigh* Why me?!
Ashley: Because you are so easily manipulated.
DT: Woah, okay, who'se child is this? Why did i just say that?
Author: BECAUSE I OWN YOU! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!!!
DT: Okay, you've stalled enough, This Interview was supposed to be out on December 20th but you put it off. Now this is nothing but RANDOMNESS.
(The author activates plot hole button.)
DT: First question, how did you find Redd?
Ashley: i found him sleeping in one of my cauldrons. I tried to make a potion out of him, but he transformed into a block of steel before I could.
Redd: I can transform into almost anything.
DT: What can't you turn into?
Ashlry: Money. I tried to sell him for a solid gold cauldron once. Darn laws of physics...
Bonetail: Aroo! Arrowee!!! (I looked for Lee in Soda Lake... but... all i found were some Cheep Cheep bones.)
DT: What in DAD's name is going on?! Where is Lee? Why are Doopliss and Mario acting like each other? AND WHY IS THE SET PURPLE?!
Unknown Voice: Surprise!
DT: Oh dear DAD, please tell me this won't end up as a Yoshi Topsy Turvy reference.
The Spirit Who Loves Surprises: I switched Doopliss and Mario's brains, and I turned the set purple!
(Ashley's eyes turn a dangerous blood red.)
Ashley: Get on with the Interview!!! Before i destroy this set PERMANENTLY!
DT: Okay, lightning questions! Why are you so mysterious? Who owns the mansion you live in? How do you afford all your stuff? How old are you? And finally, who should I interview next?
Ashley: In the order you asked them, I know magic, my grandmother does, I sell my potions and other magic knic-knacks, 14, and the Bouldergeist.
DT: Okay, lightning questions for Redd. What are you, where did you get your shape changing abilities, and who do you think I should interview?
Redd: In order, I am a mutant D-Man, I stole them from a Duplighost, and I think you should interview the Bomb Boo.
DT: Okay, just about wrapped up. Just a few things. The Spirit Who Loves Surprises, change everything back to normal. Ashley and Redd, you are joining my Interview team like it or not.
Ashley and Red: Okay.
DT: And finally- Lee?! Where did you come from?
Lee: I got eaten by a Big Bertha in Soda Lake, then i met Queen Jaydes, then some D-Man threw me into the River Twygx, then Dimentio showed up, then-
DT: Okay, I don't want to know! Next interview, I interview the Bouldergeist and Bomb Boo.
The Dupe Troop (SOMEONE PLEASE OFFER A NEW GROUP NAME!!!): End transmission.
(The set blows up.)
DT: So close.
End Transmission.
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