Name: Torpedo Ted
First Appearance: Lemmy’s Mansion
Appearance: A torpedo ted.
Aliases: None.
Race: Torpedo Ted.
First Quote: “I’m a torpedo!”
Weapon: Himself.
Birthplace: Dinosaur Land (Soda Lake).
Current Residence: Wherever.
Family: Unknown.
Position: Running gag, parody.
Hobbies: Adventuring, saying his catchphrase.
Note: He’s a parody of Torpedo Girl, but as a guy.
History: Torpedo Ted was a running gag in Lemmy’s Mansion, occasionally assisting Lemmy and P.T. (and later Spooky). He started appearing regularly after that. Shortly before his ppearance in Crazy Comics, he drank Brain In A Can Soda, which lets him say more than just “I’m a Torpedo” or “Torpedo Away”.