James: Recording live from the Mushroom Kingdom…
Lemmy: The World of Plit! Where you can play-
Wayne Brady: Whose Line Is It Anyway!!!
James: Wayne Brady?! We are playing Whose Line Is It Anyway?! No way!
Wayne Brady: Yes way!
James: Anyway, let’s meet the contestants! First we have... Phantos67!!!
Phantos67: Great to be here, James!
James: Second we have that general... General Toad!!!
General Toad: Hi James!!!
James: Next we have a special guest... Please welcome Wayne Brady!!!
Wayne Brady: Super duper!
James: Last and most certainly least! (Just kidding =D) zz1666!!!
zz1666: Hi Mom!
James: -_-‘ Anyway, let’s begin! The first thing we will need to do is have three of the contestants come up here to play a game suggested by the audience, so, anyone have an idea?
Iggy: Total Drama Island!
James: I heard Super Mario Bros! Oh, and this game will last 50 seconds, so where are the contestants?
Iggy: Ignorer!
Kamek: Boooo!!!
Luigi: Get on the stage!!! I mean off!!!
Wayne Brady, Phantos67, and General Toad walk up to the stage.
Luigi: Aww man!
James: Great! Now let’s start the clock!
Wayne Brady: General Toad, have you seen any Mushrooms? If I can’t find one, I’ll use your head to become SUPER WAYNE!!!
General Toad: <(0o0)>
Wayne Brady: Well? I need to destroy the evil Koopa Phantos67 in order to save Princess zz1666.
The audience starts to laugh.
zz1666: Wow, go die!
Wayne Brady: Well! How dare you?
James: You know what makes this so funny? zz1666 wasn’t one of the volunteers to be part of the show!
The audience starts to laugh.
zz1666: Yeah Wayne! Pick someone else to be the princess!
Boo: BOOOOOOOO!!!
Wayne Brady: Hmmm...
Phantos67: MUHAHAHAHA! You'll never see the Princess Wayne, again, Wayne!
The audience starts to laugh.
Wayne Brady: Huh? Okay, I’ll save myself from your evil clutches, however that works!
Phantos67 spits a fireball at Wayne, who jumps away from it and then lands on James’s desk.
James: And time up! And get off, Wayne!
Wayne Brady jumps off James’s desk and hops back to his seat.
James: So far each of you got 500 points but the points don’t matter, so on to the next game! This time, the contestants get to choose! So do you guys have an idea?
Iggy: I got one!
James: I said contestants!!!
Phantos67 looks at General Toad inquisitively.
General Toad: What?
Phantos67: Never mind
General Toad: Umm, k, zz, I want you to imitate a ninja!
James: Can he do it, people? If he does it, he gets to pick another character to do a dare! Until someone loses, this game will keep going on!
zz1666: Ninja, that's easy! Watch and be amazed!
zz starts to meditate, and then attempts to run up a wall and walk on the ceiling, but fails miserably and falls to the ground. The audience starts to laugh.
zz1666: Owie!
Wayne Brady: That was the worst Ninja ever!
zz1666: zz now mad.
Wayne Brady: And that was the most grammatically incorrect sentence I have ever heard!
zz jumps up in the air and takes out a pair of nun-chucks, and starts beating up Wayne Brady Kung-Fu style.
zz1666: Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!
Wayne Brady: Ow, that hurt, surprisingly. Stop it!
The audience starts to laugh.
zz1666: You can't make me!
Wayne Brady: Go die!
zz1666: Starting to sound a bit like me now.
Wayne Brady: Well it's because you won't stop.
zz1666: Fine, I'll stop.
zz stops beating up Wayne Brady.
zz1666: My turn! Phantos, imitate a Vampire Goomba killing a Koopa whose name starts with a J!
The audience starts to laugh.
James: Phantos, ya have to go kill Jazzman now!
zz1666: -_-'
Phantos67: I don't even know who the guy is, but...
Phantos67 whistles and Jazzman comes in.
Jazzman: Ya?
Phantos67: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE!
Phantos67 kills Jazzman in an instant. The audience starts to laugh.
James: Perfect! It’s Wayne’s turn, if he can do it, the game is done.
Phantos67: Imitate the most annoying person you have ever seen.
Wayne Brady: (mocky voice) Imitate the most annoying person you have ever seen.
The audience starts to laugh.
Phantos67: -_-''
James: Okay, let’s end this, 2,000 points for all of you. It’s time for a commercial break, so please stay tuned, we are going to do a favorite game of mine after these messages!
Last Goomba: Tired of watching Dark Koopa’s Interviews?
Dark Koopa: Hey!
Last Goomba: Sick and tired of that Thumbs?
Thumbs cries.
Last Goomba: Well no longer! You can now watch Spiker Koopa’s Interviews! That’s Riiiiight! No More Pura!
Pura: -_-'''
Last Goomba: WATCH SPIKER’S INTERVIEW!!! IT’S GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
The audience starts to laugh.
James: That was stupid. Anyway, here it is! An Uncle Sam hat! Inside are suggestions of what the contestants should do, So first we have...
James picks out a piece of paper.
James: Sing a song about why Bowser is so stupid! zz1666? Mind taking the role?
zz1666: Let's see. Bowser is in the audience, everyone is holding up tape recorders, and the words "let's kill zz by making him do this" are written on the piece of paper you have. Hmm... Nope, don't think anything is going to go wrong. So, here it goes!
Wayne Brady: Oh man, something tells me you're a horrible singer.
zz1666: (singing) Oh he can't beat Mario! He can't do anything right! He's stupid stupid stupid stupid Bowser!
Bowser: Grr...
zz1666: (singing) He is the biggest idiot in the woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd! I'm done!
Bowser walks onstage and stares angrily at zz1666.
zz1666: Uh... Hi.
Bowser: ... Why hello, how are you doing today?
zz1666: Great, you?
Bowser: Well I am feeling very sadistic, and I'm highly agitated that someone just sang a song claiming I am stupid, and he looked a lot like you.
zz1666: Uh...
Bowser: SO IT WAS YOU!
Bowser stares more angrily than before at zz1666.
zz1666: Uh... Before you kill me, I have to go to the bathroom.
Bowser: Well all right, make it quick, I have to go throw people in the dungeon, and I can't be late.
zz1666 runs out of the studio and grabs a Shy Guy mask, puts it on, and gets back onstage.
Bowser: Say, you haven't happened to see a Bandana Blue, have you?
zz1666: Nope.
Bowser: Well that's fine, Mr. Shy Guy. He was a here a minute ago, but must be taking a while in the bathroom. Now, I'm going to go look for him, and if you see him tell him I want him.
Bowser leaves to go look for zz.
James: General Toad! You have been selected to...
James pulls a piece of paper from the lucky hat.
James: Take off your hat and show your bald head to everyone!!!
General Toad: Okay!
General Toad takes off his cap and everyone screams.
General Toad: Make them harder, James!
James: =O Anyway, Phantos! You’re turn, the piece of paper says let Wario wear you, oooooooh.
Phantos67: Why did I ever get involved... TORTURE!!!
Wario: HAHA!
Wario tries to put Phantos on his face but dies since Phantos can't be touched.
Phantos67: HAHA YOURSELF! Idiot!
Waluigi: I'm gunna try!
Phantos67 breathes a fireball at Waluigi, who runs away.
James: Next is for Wayne Brady... You must kiss an audience member, hahahahaha!
Wayne Brady: That’s too easy
Wayne walks into the audience and finds Daisy and kisses her.
zz1666: No fair!
James: And yours is... Tell your father everything you have done wrong.
JOHNNY stands up the audience.
JOHNNY: Yes, what have you done wrong that you haven't told me?
zz1666: I failed my final algebra test, I never told you about getting bullied at school until now and I'm out of school now, and well, I've lied to you several times.
JOHNNY: When you get off this show we're going to have a serious talk about what you have lied to me about.
zz1666: %(#%(#^%(#
James: Well, the show time is running out! So the final paper says for General Toad... Tell Birdo that you love her. You said make it harder, so there it is!
General Toad: Okay... Birdo, I love you...
Birdo: GASP!!!
(Birdo swallows G.T. and keeps him in a love egg.)
Birdo: Let’s go on a date!!!
General Toad (inside egg): NOoooooooooo!
James: Well, that’s all the time we have. Since nobody won this game, no prize money will be rewarded. So instead, Phantos67 will be telling us all the letters of the alphabet, WHILE banging his face into Mario’s tummy!
Phantos67: Yeah, I got it easy!
James: Oh, you also have to do a dance while banging into the tummy.
Phantos67: ... Ok. A B C D E F G H I J K L... What's after L?
Mario: Dummy!
Phantos67: It's cool to know nothing!
Mario: Kaiser Chiefs, great group.
Phantos67 does a little dance while banging into Mario's tummy, then the other half of his face turns red from embarrassment.
Adueince: HAHAHA!
James: End transmission everybody!
Wayne Brady: But wai-
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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