The evil Next Generation has taken over a multitude of Galaxies. The Gateway Galaxy has sent 2 Fungi Knights to discuss the freedom of the Beach Bowl Galaxy. They are Iggy Canolli and Morton-Hairon Chin. Meanwhile, Ludwig Hairdrier is a slave to a Paragoomba on the Dusty Dune Galaxy. The Next Generation have hired the dark side (The Myths), known as Dumb Hideous and Dumb Horsepower, to help them. And by now you have lost all insterest in this thing, ya know? I mean, really! This will probably get ONE view! ME! Just play the stinking movie...
You see an airship floating through space high above the Beach Bowl Galaxy. It is going toward a metal Yoshi egg with a half ring 100 times the airship's size. The airship lands in the egg ship. Morton and Iggy come out wearing fancy robes. They go down a hall. All of a sudden, the airship randomly falls apart. Morton and Iggy are in a room.
Meanwhile...
You see 4 slightly large Cosmic Bloopers in a room.
Cosmic Blooper 1 (Gecko Bunday): Oh no! The discussers! They are Fungi! We must contact the Myth!
A hologram of a cloaked figure appears.
Gecko Bunday: Lord Hideous! They are Fungi!
Lord Hideous: Well then... Kill them!
Gecko Bunday: Uhh, I knew that! (Why didn't I think of that!?)
Meanwhile...
You see gas coming out of the room Morton and Iggy are in.
Morton: NNOO! That smells like old socks thrown in a junkyard, burped on, eaten, thrown up, and thrown in acid!
Iggy: Get out!
They take out green and blue beam swords and cut down the door. They run out, not realizing they could have just opened the door, and jump down an elavator shaft, being chased by Mechakoopas holding ray guns. They land on a platform on the fourth floor. They jump off, cut up the Mechakoopas, and sneak on a small airship. It is flown to the Beach Bowl Galaxy, and lands on the stone path in the sky. They break the engine and kill all the Mechakoopas onboard. Then they jump out and look at a Yoshi smelling flowers... RIGHT BELOW A THWOMP!
Morton: Dude, look out because we need you to live or there will be hardly any humor in this Scribble!
Pink Yoshi: Mmkay.
He steps one step backward and the Thwomp only crushes his foot.
Pink Yoshi: ... Oh [CENSORED]... Anyway I'm Yo Yo Tinkler! Come this way! We can get to the main planet!
They jump on a small planet and dive in the water. They see a huge city.
Iggy: ... It's bigger on the INSIDE!
They go in a building. Inside there are tons of Yoshis. They give them a hover car and they go to the main planet. They go on the bottom part of the planet. They save Princess Karma from Mechakoopas and go in a really REALLY big ship and fly through space. They crash in the Dusty Dune Galaxy and go in a small hut.
Paragoomba: I am Whatda! Now what da doodles do ya want?
Morton: We need the engine thingy that is way too hard, difficult, and uneasy to say!
Whatda: Okay. Gimme 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 smackeroonies!
Iggy: Mmkay!
He smacks him 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times.
Whatda: I meant bucks!
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 male deer run over Whatda.
Whatda: I meant DOLLARS, you [CENSORED] idiot!
Yo Yo: Oooh... We don't got that.
You see a littler version of Ludwig go to Karma.
Ludwig: Will you marry me?
Karma: What?
Ludwig: Nothing. (to Morton and Iggy) Hey, if I win this race, I can give you the money.
Iggy: Sure, whatever!
Later...
You see Ludwig go in a car. Several other racers hop in cars.
C-NOK (a robotic Koopa that Ludwig made): Good luck, Master!
Announcer: Ready, set... GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All but Ludwig's car go zooming. Ludwig backs up and crosses the finish line.
Announcer: The winner is Ludwig Hairdrier!
One buying of an engine and taking Ludwig on a journey later...
You see them about to get on the ship. Then Sonic, only red and black instead of blue and in a black cloak with a hood on, appears. Morton takes out his beam sword. Sonic, or Dumb Horsepower, brings out his, which is red and doublebladed. All but Dumb Horsepower jump on the ship. They fly away with MONT33 M013 or MM, robotic Monty Mole. They go to the Gateway Galaxy, where Ludwig becomes a Fungi Fatterone (a Fungi in training). The group goes to the Beach Bowl galaxy. There they kill the Mechakoopas, free everyone, and split into 2 groups. Karma, MM, and some guard go to the temple, while Ludwig, Morton, and Iggy go to the generator to battle Dumb Horsepower. They see him. Horsepower takes off the hood and battles the 2 Fungi. After 10 minutes...
Morton: Wait... Where's Ludwig?
Meanwhile...
You see Ludwig flying a VERY, VERY, VERY small airship with MM on top. He is heading toward the big, egg-like ship you saw earlier in the movie.
Ludwig: Fried Chicken to Swollen Dog, do you read me?
Swollen Dog: Loud and clear.
Ludwig: I'm gonna blow it up.
He blows up the huge ship.
Meanwhile...
Iggy: Probably just playing a board game.
They approach a fire pit. Horsepower and Morton go ahead. A Thwomp blocks Iggy's way. He makes a hole in it with his beamsword.
Thwomp: UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH! Watch it! That's where my limb would be!
Iggy looks at the duel. Horsepower kills Morton. The Thwomp goes upward.
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He goes in and duels with Horsepower. He cuts his beam sword in half. Horsepower: [CENSORED] Iggy: He talked! The entire world goes bald, screams, and dies. Iggy and Horsepower battle more. Horsepower knocks Iggy down the pit. Fire blazes. Iggy grabs onto a broken pipe, but his beam sword falls in the fire. Right when he is about to fall, he uses the mystic power called "The Fart" to jump up and grab Morton's beam sword. He chops off Horsepower's legs, making his body fall in the fire. Horsepower: I'm spinning! I'm on fire! I talked! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH... You see Iggy go to Morton. Iggy: Master, I have to admit... Monty wasn't the one who cheated on your girlfriend, I was! Morton: WHAT? Umm, I mean... Train Ludwig... Iggy: Yes, master... 10 years later...
You see some Koopa Brother aiming a ray gun at Karma on the Gateway Galaxy. Iggy and Ludwig cut the blaster in half. The Koopa Bro jumps in a hovercar and flies off. Iggy and Ludwig hop in some old lady's hovercar and chase it down. They fly over it and Ludwig jumps off.
Iggy: ... He always does that...
Ludwig lands on the car and cuts off the bounty hunter's hands. Iggy jumps on too, crashing the car.
Iggy: Who sent you?
Bounty Hunter: His name is-
The bounty hunger dies randomly. Ludwig and Iggy look up at someone with armor completely hiding their body. He flies away on a jetpack. They find a dart in the hunter's body.
Iggy: That's from the Loopdeloop Galaxy. I'll go and investigate.
One assigning of Ludwig guarding Karma later...
You see Iggy fly away on a SMALL, SMALL, SMALL airship called an N'Air Ship. He goes to the Loopdeloop Galaxy, which has grown to become 70 times bigger. He is greeted by a Boom Boom called Jar-o.
Jar-o: I'm Jar-o Foot. Pleased to meet you.
Iggy notices he is wearing the same armor as the one who killed the bounty hunter.
Iggy: Ever make it to the Gateway Galaxy?
Jar-o: You!
He runs on his ship, the Sock III, and flies off. Iggy follows him to the Dusty Dune Galaxy. He is captured and sent to execution. Somehow, Karma and Ludwig are there too. Why? I was too lazy to write down that Iggy sent a message to the other Fungi saying that he was in trouble. Oh yeah, I just did. You see Count Junior (Bowser Junior with white hair and a brown cloak), Jar-O, his son Bag-o, and some alien on a platform. A bunch of Paratroopas attack the gang, but then millions of Fungi appear and kill the Paratroopas and Mechakoopas. Then tons of clones of Jar-O come to help the Fungi. Morton and Iggy follow Count Junior in a cave. Monty Window, a Monty Mole with a purple beam sword, kills Jar-O.
Iggy: On 3 we attack him... 1-
Ludwig: 3!
Ludwig charges at Junior and they battle. Soon the power goes out. Iggy swipes at Junior, but falls down, fainting. Junior, thinking he is dead, cuts of Ludwig's hand.
Ludwig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He falls down. Then an old Toad with a cane comes in- Toadsworth!
Toadsworth: Well then, Master Junior. This is it.
Toadsworth brings out a green beam sword (Junior's is red) and goes crazy. Toadsworth battles at the speed of light. Soon Junior escapes. Ludwig gets a robot hand and marries Karma.
3 years later...
You see hundreds of giant airships, some red, some gray, all fighting the kinds of the other color. There are hundreds of blue N'Airships, and hundreds of red and white ones. The screen focuses on one red and gray N'airship and one yellow one. Inside are Ludwig and Iggy. Ludwig blasts off Iggy's wing.
Ludwg: Ooohh.... Oops...
Iggy: What is it?
Ludwig: Ummm... I just... Never mind.
They fly into General Smithy's airship hangar. They kill all the Mechakoopas. MM pops out of Ludwig's N'airship. Ludwig and Iggy go up an elevator. When they get up to the top spire, they see Tatanga. trapped on a chair.
Tatanga: Dumb Tinkle!
Count Junior knocks out Iggy by hitting him with a random Thwomp.
Count Junior: Well then...
Ludwig: My powers have quadrillioned since we last met.
Count Junior: If that is a word... Well then...
They battle a bit.
Count Junior: You have hate and anger... but don't use them for some reason...
Ludwig: SHUT UP!!! That's all you do! Speeches, speeches!
Ludwig cuts off Junior's hands.
Count Junior: ... Ow...
Tatanga: Kill him!
Ludwig: Noo! Are you nuts?
Ludwig accidently throws his beam sword, killing Junior. They escape, carrying Iggy on their backs. All of a sudden, the ship turns around on it's side. They fall down an elevator shaft, but grab onto a cable wire.
Tatanga: ... Oh dear...
Iggy wakes up.
Iggy: Uuuh...
He starts falling.
Iggy: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
He lands on an elavator. Right when it goes zooming up, they are about to hit the top. They all look up. You see a room with several doors. Iggy, Ludwig, and Tatanga all come out.
Ludwig: Next time we take the stairs...
All of a sudden MM comes in.
MM: WEAAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEE!!!
General Smithy comes in with an army of Mechakoopas. They lead them to the pilot room. Ludwig and Iggy use their beam swords to kill all of the Mechakoopas.
General Smithy: Oh *COUGH, HACK*) dang...
He jumps out the window.
Iggy: Do you know how to fly this thing?
Ludwig: Yeah!
You see half of the airship crash in the Gateway Galaxy. They go flying out of it.
Iggy: You said you could fly it!
Ludwig: I didn't say I could fly it well.
All of a sudden Clawdia comes up.
Ludwig: Mom!
Clawdia: Ludwig! You have a little brother called Lemmy!
All of a sudden, a bunch of Snifits take ray guns and kill Clawdia.
Ludwig:EGADD!
E. Gadd:Yeah?
Ludwig: Go away.
E. Gadd: Okay.
One funeral later...
You see Ludwig walking along. All of a sudden, he sees Karma's dead body. He rubs his eyes and the body disappears.
Ludwig: Huh... Uuuhhh....
You see Tatanga come to Ludwig.
Tatanga: Ludwig... I'm appointing you my personal rep on the Fungi Council.
Ludwig: Me? A Fungi Platter? They won't accept it.
You see Ludwig in a room with the 12 Fungi Platters.
Monty: You're on the council. But you are not a Fungi Platter.
Ludwig: WHAT? That's-
Monty: Enough, Young Hairdrier. Take a seat.
Ludwig: I am sorry, Platter.
You see Iggy and Ludwig in a room.
Iggy: We have found General Smithy. He's in the ruins of the Dusty Dune Galaxy.
Ludwig: Good luck.
Iggy flies away in an N'airship. Tatanga comes.
Tatanga: Have you thought of using the Smell Side of the Fart to save Karma?
Ludwig: You're the Myth Lord?! But you can save Karma...
Ludwig walks away. Monty Window and 3 other Fungi come in.
Monty: You are under arrest, Chancellor- OH MY DAD!
Apparently, Tatanga has already killed the other Fungi with his red beam sword. He and Monty battle it out. Monty breaks Tatanga's beam sword. Ludwig comes in.
Ludwig: I will kill you, Tatanga!
He accidentally misses and kills Monty.
Tatanga: Good... Join me, and we can save Karma.
Ludwig: ... Yes... Master...
Tatanga: From now on you are Dumb... Beethoven.
Meanwhile...
You see clones drop off Iggy in the Dusty Dune ruins.
General Smithy: Well then... I will deal with you myself.
Iggy: You only have two arms.
Smithy grows 2 more arms.
Iggy: [CENSORED]
They have a beam sword duel. After a while, Smithy gets covered in random water, rusts, and falls apart. The Clones start firing at Iggy. Iggy escapes the Galaxy.
Meanwhile...
You see Ludwig and an army of Clones killing Fungi. They send a message to the Fungi in other Galaxies to come back. Tatanga comes.
Tatanga: Excellent. Now, go to the Melty Molten Galaxy, and finish off Gecko Bunday and those scumbags.
Ludwig: Yes, Master... But what about Iggy?
Tatanga: Hmm... I will decide on that later.
Meanwhile...
You see Iggy in an N'Airship. A hologram of Toadsworth pops up.
Toadsworth: Master Iggy, meet me at the Freezeflame Galaxy.
He lands there.
Toadsworth: Go to the Gateway Galaxy. I will too. There are no more Clones there.
They go there, and after viewing security tapes discover Ludwig talking to Tatanga about Melty Molten Galaxy.
Meanwhile...
You see Ludwig in a room with Gecko Bunday and others.
Gecko: We've- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Ludwig kills everyone. Soon he goes outside. Karma comes out of an airship.
Karma: Iggy told me terrible things... That you killed the Fungi.
Ludwig: He turned against me. Don't you turn against me too!
Ludwig farts so loud, Karma falls flat. Iggy comes out of the ship.
Ludwig: You turned her against me!
They battle for 243 minutes. Soon they go to a small ball. They ride on it over a lava pit. Iggy leaps on a small mountain.
Iggy: It's over!
Ludwig catches on fire, and goes flying to the foot of the mountain.
Iggy: You... are my brother... I loved you.
Ludwig: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! IIII HAAAAATE YYYOOOUUU!!!
Ludwig burns off his shell, revealing underwear with hearts. His hair sets on fire, his good arm and legs burn to dust, and he turns red. Iggy leaves and arranges Karma's funeral. Soon Tatanga and Clones arrive to save Ludwig.
Meanwhile...
You see Ludwig's burnt body get robotic limbs. Then he gets a black suit with a helmet. The helmet has horns in the shape of Ludwig's hair. He breathes deeply. From now on we call him Dumb Beethoven.
Beethoven: Where is Karma?
Dumb Hideous (Tatanga): You killed her...
He gets so angry he throws his new, activated red beam sword.
Morton: Guys! I'm alive- UUUH!
He got hit by the beam sword.
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