Paper Mario Bosses Bios, reported by Red Shy Guy
Paper Mario Bosses Bios, reported by Red Shy Guy
Names: Goomba King, Goomboss
Gender: Male
Height: 6’8
Weight: 150 pounds
Description: A big, stupid Goomba with white and red pants and a crown with a white moustache
Favorite Food: Goomnuts
Least Favorite Food: Poison Mushroom
Favorite People: Goomba Bros, Bowser, and loyal Goombas
Least Favorite People: Goombario, Mario, disloyal Goombas
Favorite Pastime: Being big, commanding Goombas, ruling
Least Favorite Pastime: Being small, getting picked on, losing to anyone
Quote: “Bwa ha ha! I'm no ordinary Goomba... I am Goomboss, the great Goomba, the grand poobah Goomba. That Mario always stomped on us. But now, the tables have turned! I locked him in a room. I bet he's crying like a baby. I have no business with you, so scram! There's no way a prehistoric wimp like you could beat my stupendous stomps!”
History: Goomba King was once a normal Goomba. He was picked on because he was weak. Once Bowser got ahold of the Star Rod Goomba King rushed towards him. He begged Bowser to make him a king. Bowser decided he could become a king if he swore his loyalty to him. Goomba King agreed and Bowser turned him big. Goomboss decided to make the bridge to Toad Town into a fortress. Goomba King needed henchmen. Goomba King saw a Red Goomba and a Blue Goomba. He asked them if they wanted to be his henchmen. They said yes and they became the Goomba Bros. Later Mario came and defeated Goomba King. He got launched away and landed in a tree, as seen in the parade. Goomba King has made two other appearances, both as a boss. He was then called Goomboss. He made his two other appearances in MKDS and SM64DS. Who knows what Goomba King is doing now? I don’t care, now let’s go on to the next boss, shall we?
Names: Koopa Bros, Super Ultra Koopa Bros. the Great
Members: Red Ninjakoopa, Black Ninjakoopa, Green Ninjakoopa, and Yellow Ninjakoopa
Genders: Males
Heights: 4’3’’
Weights: 40 pounds
Description: Ripoffs of the TMNT
Favorite Food: Turtle Leaf
Least Favorite Food: Dried Shroom
Favorite People: Bowser, Kent C. Koopa, each other, and other Koopas
Least Favorite People: Mario, Mario’s partners, and Bob-ombs
Favorite Pastime: Taking over the fortress, being cool, and doing cool poses
Least Favorite Pastime: Losing, not being cool, the Bob-ombs rebelling, being stuck in their own cell
Quote: “HI-YAAA! Here come the Koopa Bros! Uh-huh! Oh yeah! We're the coolest of cool!”
History: The Koopa Bros. were once peaceful Koopas in Koopa Village. The Koopa Bros. left because it was boring there. The Koopa Bros. were taught how to fight by Kent C. Koopa. Once the Koopa Bros. left they went to a ruined fortress. The place was inhabited by Bob-ombs who were friendly. Things turned badly because Bowser turned the Koopa Bros. conceited and corrupted. The Koopa Bros. enslaved the bombs and imprisoned them if they rebelled. Once all the Bob-ombs were imprisoned they couldn’t do anything. When Mario came he rescued the Bob-ombs. The Koopa Bros. decided to use the Bullet Bill cannons in order to stop him. Mario prevailed and then the Koopa Bros. used a lame Bowser figure to attack Mario. It failed and the Koopa Bros. were forced to battle. Once defeated they were stuck in their own cell. Later the Koopa Bros. came back as the Super Ultra Koopa Bros. the Great, only to get defeated by Jr. Troopa in one hit.
The Koopa Bros. are ninja wannabes. Red Ninjakoopa is the leader and the one who takes care of his siblings. Black Ninjakoopa is second-in-command and usually apart from his siblings. Green Ninjakoopa is third-in-command and he is one of the less friendly green Koopas. Yellow Ninjakoopa is last-in-command and is the one who sets the traps; ironically his trap helped Mario win.
Tutankoopa
Description: A Koopa with pharaoh clothes and a Chomp on his hat
Gender: Male
Height: 4’4’’
Weight: 45 pounds
Favorite Food: Lemons
Least Favorite Food: Dry Shroom
Favorite People: Bowser, Chomps (sometimes), Buzzy Beetles, and other enemies in his Ruins
Least Favorite People: Mario, Mario’s partners, Chomps (sometimes), and disloyal Chomps
Favorite Pastime: Scaring, ruling, playing magic tricks, spending time at the oasis, and playing with his Chomps
Least Favorite Pastime: Mario storming in, being in the Ruins when there was a lot of sand, and his Chomps attacking him
Quote: “You! You ignored all those very scary warnings... Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away?! What's wrong with you?!”
History: Tutankoopa is a Koopa who liked to study magic. His first pet was a Chomp. He loved it a lot and always took care of it. When Bowser got a hold of the Star Rod Tutankoopa said he’d improved and he knew a place where he could hide the next Star Spirit. Once Tutankoopa got a hold of the card he went to Dry Dry Desert and then to Dry Dry Outpost for a break. He saw Moustafa watching the Ruins rise and went inside. Once inside he went to the end of the Ruins and made the Ruins sink. He used Chomps to help with some stuff, which the Chomps didn’t like. Once Mario came he tried to scare him and Mario got the Super Hammer, which was actually Tutankoopa’s. Once Mario defeated Tutankoopa he got chased away by his Chomp, Chompy. He ran out of the Ruins and into the oasis. He teleported with his Chomp. Once Mario left he teleported there again.
Tutankoopa is a pharaoh. He knows great magic but he goofs off. He isn’t that smart. He likes Chomps.
Tubba Blubba
Description: A purple Clubba with orange hair and a purple shell with spikes
Gender: Male
Height: 6’5’’
Weight: Broke scale after 1 ton, nuff said
Favorite Food: Boos
Least Favorite Food: Vegetables
Favorite People: Bowser (temporarily), Clubbas, people who treat him nicely, Boos (now), and Mario (now)
Least Favorite People: Boos (temporarily.), mean people, Bowser (now), and King Boo
Favorite Pastime: Eating Boos, being invincible, and looking fearsome
Least Favorite Pastime: Being scared, picked on, haunted, or called names
Quote: “Uh... Five more minutes, Mom.”
History: Tubba Blubba was once a small Clubba. His dad fought in the war between Koopas, Toads, and Shy Guys. His dad died in the war in an egg bomb attack. Tubba Blubba never saw his mom but in his dad’s will it said that Tubba Blubba owned the castle in Gusty Gulch and everything in it. Once Tubba started living there some Boos decided to scare him. They scared him day and night because he was cowardly and sensitive. Once Bowser got a hold of the Star Rod, Tubba Blubba begged Bowser to turn him invincible. Bowser said yes because he swore his loyalty to him. Tubba’s Heart then came out of him. Tubba thought it would be bad if the heart was out and about, so he locked it up in the abandoned windmill. When the Boos decided to scare him again they made a big mistake. Tubba took his revenge and gobbled up the Boos for all the misery they’d caused him. Tubba Blubba failed guarding Skolar, who escaped after Tubba Blubba took a nap. Once Mario came into the picture Mario figured out his weakness and beat him. Tubba asked for forgiveness and ran away.
Tubba Blubba repaired his castle and the Boos became friends with him, as seen in the parade. Tubba Blubba started his own show, The Blubbering. Tubba Blubba quit from Bowser and now is a peaceful Clubba.
General Guy
Description: A white Shy Guy with a white hat and a medal
Gender: Male (duh)
Height: 4’2’’
Weight: 35 pounds
Favorite Foods: Tayce T. recipes
Least Favorite Food: War Food
Favorite People: Bowser (temporarily), Shy Guys, and other people in the war
Least Favorite People: Bowser, Wart, and Kamek
Favorite Pastime: Winning wars, celebrating, and being honored
Least Favorite Pastime: Losing in battles, losing in wars, and losing to Mario
Quote: “So, you came, did you? I’m General Guy. We’re following the orders of King Bowser by guarding a Star Spirit. As long as we keep it secure, we have permission to do what ever we want. You hear?! I don’t care for you, sir. You are rude, and furthermore, you’re trespassing in here. Our Toy Box is off limits for the likes of you! The treasures inside this box are for Shy Guys only! And that Star Spirit's fate is none of your business! Prepare to fight me, sir! TASTE DEFEAT! CHARGE!”
History: General Guy’s dad fought in the war between Shy Guys, Toads, and Koopas. His dad, like Tubba Blubba’s, died in the war. His mom also died from an attack. General Guy was sent to military school. He was taught real hard stuff. Once he was 25 he was sent to see Bowser. Bowser asked him to lead the Shy Guy army and keep the next Star Spirit, Muskular. General Guy accepted and ordered all the Shy Guys to steal stuff from the residents of Toad Town. The Shysters stole the stuff and headed back to the Toy Box, and Mario followed them. Mario proceeded through the Toy Box and rescued Watt. Once Mario found General Guy he sent his army first. Then he came in his Toy Tank. The Toy Tank was no match and the Shy Guys ran away to Sub-con. Once there General Guy quit his job of working with Bowser.
Today General Guy and the Shysters are friendly. They help the Mushroom Kingdom. You can hardly see an evil Shy Guy.
Lava Piranha
Description: A big Piranha Plant that has two Piranha Bulbs and lives in lava
Gender: Male
Height: 5’7’’
Weight: 15 pounds (he’s a plant)
Favorite Food: Hot stuff
Least Favorite Food: Cold stuff
Favorite People: Larry, Bowser, and lava enemies
Least Favorite People: Wendy, Mario, Mario’s partners, and water or ice enemies
Favorite Pastime: Erupting volcanoes, frying stuff, and terrorizing citizens
Least Favorite Pastime: Losing, having no one to terrorize, and being cold
Quote: “YOU GUYS... BAD GUYS! BAD GUYS COME TO STEAL STAR SPIRIT! BAD GUYS WHO COME TO STEAL STAR SPIRITS GET HURT! WE DON'T LET IT HAPPEN! NO!”
History: Lava Piranha was once a small Piranha. Once Bowser had the Star Rod he decided to make him bigger. Larry thought he should wait. Bowser said no and used the Star Rod to make him bigger. When that happened two Lava Bulbs emerged too. Lava Piranha was sent to hide Misstar in Mt. Lavalava on Lavalava Island. Once there, Lava Piranha took a nap. When Mario came Lava Piranha woke up and started attacking him. Once defeated he came back but fire was around him. Ice and water attacks were stronger against him. When Lava Piranha was defeated, with his last strength he made the volcano erupt. Mario and Co. ran and Misstar got them free. Lava Piranha is still alive today and is living in Koopa Castle. Now to the Next Boss!
Huff N. Puff
Description: A big, brown cloud with a red eye and mouth with arms and a brown nose
Gender: Males (he is made of 60 Ruff Tuffs)
Height: 5’2’’
Weight: 70 pounds (he is a big cloud)
Favorite Food: Nothing (doesn’t eat)
Least Favorite Food: Nothing (doesn’t eat)
Favorite People: Bowser, Roy, clouds, and Lakitus
Least Favorite People: Larry, Mario, Lakilester, the Sun, and flowers
Favorite Pastime: Blocking Suns, causing mischief, and destroying flower gardens
Least Favorite Pastime: Losing, exploding, and when there are no clouds
Quote: “I've got a surprise attack. Just give me a little time to prepare.”
History: Huff N. Puff was actually a little Ruff Puff. When Bowser got the Star Rod he decided he needed a monster that Mario couldn’t reach. He also decided that the Ruff Puffs needed more power. He made one bigger by using the Star Rod to combine him with 59 other Ruff Puffs. Once big, Huff N. Puff made the Puff Puff Machine. He blocked Flower Fields from up in Cloudy Climb. He didn’t suspect though that Lakilester would betray him. He was defeated in battle and exploded, releasing all the Ruff Puffs. Today Huff N. Puff is still reforming.
Crystal King
Description: He has yellow eyes that float and a floating, blue ice crown. He has a blue sweater.
Gender: Male
Height: 4’8’’
Weight: 0 pounds (He is like a ghost or something)
Favorite Food: Snowcones
Least Favorite Food: Hot stuff
Favorite People: Lemmy, Bowser, ice people, and Penguins
Least Favorite People: Mario, lava monsters, and disloyal subjects of him
Favorite Pastime: Cooling, ruling, eating snowcones
Least Favorite Pastime: Getting hot, not eating snowcones, and getting burned
Quote: “First I shall defeat you, and then I will present to King Bowser an iced Mario gift!”
History: Crystal King wasn’t born until Bowser got the Star Rod. Once Bowser got the Star Rod he decided to make an ice monster. He asked Lemmy to think of something. Lemmy drew a picture that resembled Crystal King. Bowser used the Star Rod and Crystal King was born. Crystal King decided to go up top on Shiver Mountain and into the Crystal Palace. Crystal King made many traps. When Mario came, Crystal King thought he could win easily. He was proven wrong and when he was defeated he spun around and disappeared. It is unknown whether he is an ice monster, ghost, or Duplighost.
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