Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!
Lemmy: What are you doing, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Getting ready for my Interview by yelling my name aloud!
Lemmy: You mean YOU’RE the replacement for this Interview?
Waluigi: Yep!
Mario: Why can't Fireball or Kroshi make it?
Waluigi: Unless you had too much wax in your ears, before the show, Lemmy announced that Fireball and Kroshi can't make it because of unknown random reasons that will not be explained any further. I got the call awhile ago to do the Interview!
Larry: Can't we just cancel this Interview?
Waluigi: No, Waluigi's Peeps would be devastated.
Wario: You have Peeps?
Waluigi: More than you!
Wario: Ouch, you're very mean today.
Lemmy: And I guess I'll have to say it; because the Interview studio is STILL being rebuilt, were here in the Ghost House from Super Mario World.
Waluigi: In a Ghost House? I thought this was just a crummy old house!
Lemmy: Yes, a Ghost House. Are you afraid, Waluigi?
Waluigi: No, I'm more brave than Braveheart! I haven't watched the movie yet, but I'm sure I'm braver than him anyway!
Lemmy: Did I forget to mention that you're interviewing a GHOST!
Waluigi: Ah! Er, I mean... I interview ghosts for breakfast!
Lemmy: Yeah... Let’s not question that, and get on with this Interview.
Waluigi: Come on, show Waluigi this lame ghost!
Eerie: Oooohhh, I'm very scary.
Waluigi: Wah!
Eerie: You were scared.
Wario: Why, don't you scare anyone?
Eerie: Not really.
Waluigi: I wasn't s-scared, I was just startled!
Eerie: So you say.
Waluigi: Just keep your distance from the Great Waluigi.
Eerie: We'll see.
Waluigi: How about this for a grand first question, how come you don't show much emotion? Like excitement?
Eerie: I'm dead. There isn't much to be excited or emotional about.
Toad: There wasn't anything grand about that question.
Waluigi: Yes, there was!
Toad: How?
Waluigi: Because I was asking it, whahahaha!
Lemmy: On with it, Waluigi. You can admire what little you have in the mirror later.
Waluigi: I would reply to that, but being an interviewer is important work. Now on with the next question, where do you live?
Eerie: In Ghost Houses in Dinosaur Land. Like the one we’re in now.
Waluigi: You live in these places? These places have a terrible smell and are difficult to get out of.
Eerie: Maybe so. You don't really care when you're a ghost.
Waluigi: Why?
Eerie: Boo.
Waluigi: Wah! Stop that! You're making me look bad!
Wario: That was never your problem, hahahaha!
Waluigi: Stop that, Eerie! My fans will riot if you continue doing that!
Eerie: And the streets will silent that night.
Mario: The ghost made a joke!
Eerie: You people are more childish than the other Boos.
Waluigi: Well that brings me to my next brilliant question, what is your relationship with the Boos?
Eerie: We keep our distance. I don't care for their childish pranks, they don't care for my seriousness.
Waluigi: I don't care for you either.
Eerie: The same goes to you.
Waluigi: Hmph, how about this for a question, what do you do for attacks?
Eerie: Nothing. I have no need for senseless fighting.
Waluigi: But you can defeat Mario in a single hit though.
Eerie: He gets in my way. I just shove him aside.
Mario: I LET you do that.
Eerie: Yet you always try to dodge me.
Mario: I LET you do that.
Eerie: I see that you cannot make a comeback.
Mario: Yeah...
Waluigi: What do you do for fun?
Mario: Well I-
Waluigi: Not you, loser, I was talking to the other loser!
Eerie: ...
Waluigi: Aren't you going to respond?
Eerie: You said you were talking to the other loser. I'm not a loser.
Waluigi: Well I was talking to you, so you are a loser!
Eerie: I'll respond to the pathetic attempt of a question anyway. I float for, what you could call, "fun" and float forward in straight lines. Sometimes a zig-zag.
Waluigi: That stinks for you!
Eerie: I'd rather float than do whatever you call fun.
Waluigi: Keep your comments to yourself, ghosty! I've had more fun in a day than you've had in a lifetime!
Eerie: I think you've got that mixed up.
Waluigi: No, I don't think so. I bet it's an insult if I think about it long enough, so I won't think about it! I'm such a genius!
Eerie: On with the questions. Floating is better than this.
Waluigi: I'll ask a last question and go to the audience. Now, do you work for anybody?
Eerie: Why would I, I'm a ghost.
Bowser: How about working for me?
Eerie: No.
Bowser: What?! Why, having an unbeatable ghost to put in Mario's way would reek awesomeness!
Eerie: I have no need to fight.
Bowser: I'm going to... uh... how can you hurt a ghost?
Eerie: You can't.
Bowser: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Waluigi: Bowser, please, we have to get on to audience questions. Seat 5.
Booker T: FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME-
Waluigi: Aren't you technically a six-time world champion?
Booker T: Tell me you didn't just say that.
Waluigi: Uh, seat 6.
Iggy: He’s been whispering that to me since the start of the Interview!
Waluigi: Nobody cares about your problems, ask the wimpy ghost a question!
Iggy: Can you guys turn invisible?
Eerie: Yes.
Iggy: Can you show us?
Eerie: No.
Iggy: Why?
Eerie: No.
Waluigi: Shut up, Iggy, he obviously doesn't care about your needs!
Eerie: For once he is right.
Waluigi: For once? I'm always right!
Lemmy: Let’s not go that far...
Waluigi: Be quiet, Lemmy! Now, on with Seat 23.
Baseball Boy: Can ANYTHING hurt you?
Eerie: Nothing can hurt me. I'm invincible.
Mario: Not even a Starman?
Eerie: Perhaps...
Mario: So in other words, yes?
Eerie: Why would I support your answer to try to defeat me?
Mario: Everyone else does...
Eerie: I am not "everyone else".
Waluigi: Yeah, you're a Grade-A loser! Whahaha!
Eerie: Boo.
Waluigi: That didn't scare me, I have nerves of steel, baby!
Bowser: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Waluigi: Stop saying that!
Eerie: Someone stole your wallet!
Waluigi: Wah! Hey, wait a minute, nobody stole my wallet!
Eerie: I know.
Waluigi: Grrr, Seat 50!
Dry Bones: Can you be defeated by any light source? Like the Sun?
Eerie: Yes. Which is why I stay in the Ghost House all the time.
Waluigi: Yeah, you're as pale as a ghost!
Eerie: I am a ghost.
Waluigi: Yeah, whatever. One more seat so we don't have to be bored to death by your responses. Seat 5!
Booker T: FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION!
Waluigi: Whoops, forgot. Also, I still don't understand why you don't say six time world champion instead.
Booker T: Tell me you didn't just say that.
Waluigi: Uh, seat 1.
Spooky Speedster: Wanna race for a Star?
Eerie: Not really.
Spooky Speedster: Come on. Let’s go race for a Star.
Eerie: No.
Spooky Speedster: Come on. Scared?
Eerie: I wouldn't want to embarrass you.
Lemmy: And before this conversation drags on for to long, THAT'S ALL FOR QUESTIONS!
Waluigi: No need to yell, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Hey, I can yell if I want to.
Waluigi: Sure. Now you all must be sad to see the show end, but that's all!
Bowser: End Trans-
Waluigi: No! I have to say it, it's my show!
Bowser: -mission!
END
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