***In case anyone was wondering, the Axem Rangers X and Red's laser cannon came from Alvin-Earthworm.***
Morton: Hello, everybody, it is I, Morton Koopa Jr. It is time once again for-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Morton: Yes! Welcome all, welcome! This shall be a great Interview, and I know it because I see a lot of spectators who would just love to-
Axem Ranger Red: Hurry up, or we'll never get started.
Morton: Hang on a second. Today I'm interviewing someone who's only made a one-time appearance in the Mario games. He is the leader of the gang called the Axem Rangers. Give it up for Red!
(The audience has blank expressions…)
Wario: Who's the guy in the robot costume?
Axem Ranger Red: This ain't a costume. I'm an actual robot made by Lord Smithy.
Wario: Are not.
Axem Ranger Red: Are too.
Wario: Are not.
Axem Ranger Red: Are too!
Morton: Stop with the arguing; I'm supposed to be asking the questions here.
Wario: Yeah, faker.
Axem Ranger Red: Grrr... Fine. I'll see you after this interview.
Wario: (sarcastically) Ooooo, I'm so scaaaared.
Axem Ranger Red: You wanna start now, fat man?! Because I-
Roy: SHUT UP! Sheesh, and I thought Big Mouth was a talker.
Morton: Now, let's get down to business. Why haven't you appeared in any recent games?
Axem Ranger Red: Lord Smithy was too weak to continue ruling the universe. He was healing and upgrading us after that humiliating loss to Mario. Smithy told me and the other Axem Rangers to find anything to help him recover, but we failed miserably.
Morton: About your new forms, what's the difference between them and your old ones?
Axem Ranger Red: The only thing that's the same is our heads. Other than that, everything else is completely different. With our new forms, we are called the Axem Rangers X. Unlike our new bodies, we have legs and can move freely, our axes are twice as strong as before, and we have hair. We also move faster, and-
Wario: Boring.
Morton: Relax; beat him up after this is over. Where did your master get your new bodies?
Axem Ranger Red: Master Smithy actually got the designs from Megaman concepts.
Morton: So you're not purely Mario characters anymore?
Axem Ranger Red: Not really.
Koopa Troopa: Traitors!
Axem Ranger Red: Who said we were working for you?
Morton: Do you ever want to change back into your Nintendo bodies?
Axem Ranger Red: Forget that! We get to do stuff we couldn't do before. I can throw my axe like a boomerang, Black and Green can combine into a gigantic saw, Yellow can use his hands to break the ground, and Pink is better-looking now.
Axem Ranger Pink (in the audience): You really think I look good?
Axem Ranger Red: *eyes wide-open* AAAAAHHH! What are you doing here?!
Morton: Ok, that's enough with all the lovey-dovey business. Let's go to audience questions. Seat 400,513.
X-Naut: Is it true that Axem Ranger Yellow can chug down a hundred sandwiches?
Axem Ranger Red: I don't know. You'll have to ask him yourself.
Axem Ranger Yellow (in the audience): I can eat 300 sandwiches and drink 500 sodas.
Axem Ranger Red: *eyes wide-open again* You're here, too?! ... Great. Then where's Black and Green?
Axem Ranger Green: (yelling and waving) We're in the back!
Axem Ranger Red: Ugh. *sweatdrop* Can't I have an Interview in peace?
Morton: Sorry, no time for that now. Seat RANDOMNUMBER.
Bowser: Why didn't you work for me once Smithy was destroyed?
Axem Ranger Red: We were too weak to even respond back to you. Besides, we wouldn't take the job anyway. You don't pay enough.
Morton: Seat *69.
Lakitu Cameraman: Am I getting paid yet?
Lemmy: Ask a relevant question.
Lakitu Cameraman: Do you still have your doomship?
Axem Ranger Red: Yeah, we still have that, and we call it the Blade. The Breaker Beam is the same though.
Morton: Seat GORGEOUS.
Axem Ranger Pink: Do you like me now that I'm upgraded?
Axem Ranger Red: Do I have to answer that?
Lemmy: Yes.
Axem Ranger Red: ... Okay, yes, I do. Happy?
Wario: HAHAHA! Lame-O.
Axem Ranger Red: THAT'S IT! It's go-time!
Morton: Oh no you don't.
(Morton opens a trap door, and Red is floating above it.)
Axem Ranger Red: Did I forget to say we have jet boots also? Now then, let's do this!
(Axem Ranger Red throws his axe at Wario and it spins in midair. Wario jumps out of the audience, shows off his muscles, and smashes the axe in two.)
Axem Ranger Red: NOOO! That was my favorite axe! Now you're dead!
(Axem Ranger Red raises his arm. Electricity shoots out of it, and a giant laser cannon pops up on his arm.)
Audience and Wario: WWWAAAAAAHH!!!
Axem Ranger Red: You think it's funny making fun of me? Well let's see if you think a laser attack is funny for you!
Lemmy: Not again! END TRANS-
(The laser cannon fires, and BAM! The studio is blown up AGAIN! All that is left are the Axem Rangers X and the camera.)
Axem Ranger Black: RED! What in the world were you thinking? Do you know what you did, fool?
Axem Ranger Red: Hey, nobody makes fun of the Axem Rangers.
Axem Ranger Green: They weren't making fun of us; they were making fun of you.
Axem Ranger Red: Uh... Even so, I wasn't gonna let them get away with it.
(Back at BlueKoopaBro's apartment, he has been watching the Interview.)
BlueKoopaBro: Wow. Glad I wasn't there.
Back at the remains of the studio...
Axem Ranger Red: Does anybody know how we're ending this?
Axem Ranger Yellow: Maybe we should just turn off the camera?
Axem Ranger Red: All right, I'll do it.
(Red turns off the camera.)
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