Lord Crump: Man, I'm starving! I haven't had anything to eat all day!
JOHNNY: I'm also a bit famished.
Lord Crump: Using big words doesn't make you sound smart.
JOHNNY: I am aware of that. I use big words simply because my vocabulary is quite large.
Lord Crump: All right, what book have you been reading?
(JOHNNY shows Lord Crump a book called "Words and Phrases to Make You Sound Smarter".)
Lord Crump: When you’re done, can you lend me that?
JOHNNY: Very well, sir.
Lord Crump: Now back to the topic of food.
JOHNNY: Ah, yes. What food do you feel like eating?
Lord Crump: Anything. How come there are never any pre-Interview snacks in our interview studio?
JOHNNY: The economy has hit us all hard, Crump.
Lord Crump: So be it.
Beanie: Um, guys? Not to sound pushy, but when are we getting this Interview started? I don't get interviewed often.
JOHNNY: Once we find something to eat.
(Lord Crump turns to look at Beanie.)
Lord Crump: A bean! Food!
Beanie: Ah, I'm not food!
(Lord Crump begins chasing Beanie around the studio.)
JOHNNY: I hate to break it to you, but you can't eat the interviewee.
Lord Crump: Food! Bean!
Beanie: For crying out loud, get this mad man away from me!
(JOHNNY tackles Lord Crump.)
JOHNNY: No bean for you!
Lord Crump: But I'm starving!
JOHNNY: I am too, but you don't see me going crazy.
Lord Crump: Crump hungry!
JOHNNY: Look, let's just get through this Interview, and then we can get some nourishment at Dairy King.
Lord Crump: Oh boy, I love Dairy King!
JOHNNY: Exactly! So, let's just proceed with the Interview. The sooner we finish this, the sooner we can get to Dairy King.
Lord Crump: To the stage!
(Lord Crump and JOHNNY run onto the stage. Beanie is already there.)
Beanie: Ah, don’t eat me!
Lord Crump: I won't; I promise.
JOHNNY: Yeah, we're ready to start this Interview.
Beanie: All right, cool! Fire away!
Lord Crump: What are you?
Beanie: A living bean.
JOHNNY: How did you become alive?
Beanie: A magic spell that can make a bean become alive.
Lord Crump: How does a Beanie become a Parabeanie?
Beanie: Another spell that lets us grow wings.
JOHNNY: What's the deal with you guys being Pestnuts?
Beanie: Again, magic. It can temporarily make up spiny and round. But after we get damaged, the spell wears off.
Lord Crump: What's special about a golden Beanie?
Beanie: Gold Beanies are Chuckle Beans that succumbed to the spell. Normal Beanies are just plain old Woo Beans. Most people use their magic to bring Woo Beans to life, as they react differently to the spells than Chuckle Beans.
JOHNNY: So does your life basically revolve around magic?
Beanie: Once the spell brings you to life, you're basically a normal, everyday thing. Unless of course someone gives you wings, or you decide to go to Chucklehuck Woods.
Lord Crump: Well, what are Bean People then?
Beanie: Bean People are normal people. They came to life the way normal people do. You know, they were babies at one point.
Lord Crump: JOHNNY, where do babies come from?
JOHNNY: That's a… good question, Crump. I'm not sure. I think Pidgits deliver them.
Lord Crump: After we eat, we should interview a Pidgit in order to seek out the truth.
JOHNNY: Sure. All right, let's get back on track.
Lord Crump: I actually think it might be time for audience questions.
JOHNNY: Ah, yes. That means the Interview is almost over!
Lord Crump: Oh boy! Dairy King, here I come! I’ve got a craving for a burger, some fries, and an Avalanche to top it all off!
(Lord Crump begins to drool.)
JOHNNY: Contain yourself, Crump. We still have a bit left. So, let's start off with seat 12.
Kamek: Who casts this magical spell?
Beanie: There are obviously several people who know how to do this spell.
Kamek: I don't!
Beanie: Well, I'm pretty sure that there's some Magikoopas residing in the Beanbean Kingdom that know how to do this.
Kamek: But I know all magic! How can a Magikoopa know something I don't?
Beanie: Beats me, but if you want to learn it so badly, just do to the Beanbean Kingdom.
Lord Crump: Seat 47.
Popple: How does Queen Bean spit you guys out?
Beanie: She just spits out beans that when touched by something, turn into Beanies. It's probably magic.
JOHNNY: Magic is stupid.
Kamek: I take offense to that!
Lord Crump: Chill, you've already said more then an audience member should.
JOHNNY: Seat 39.
Larry: Why do you guys bother to do that fake headbutt?
Beanie: To fool the enemy.
Larry: Well I'm not sure if anyone's told you this, but your success rate doing so is dangerously low.
Beanie: Says you.
Larry: No, says about everyone who has fought one of you guys.
Lord Crump: Man, this is one talkative audience. Moving on, seat 4.
Hammer Bro: How come the magic spell doesn't allow you guys to do something cool, like breathe fire?
Beanie: Who knows, maybe someday the people who cast these spells will figure out how.
JOHNNY: Well, that looks like it's it.
Lord Crump: Yes! That means it's Dairy King time!
JOHNNY: Yes! Race you there!
Beanie: Wait, aren't you forgetting something?
Lord Crump: Oh yeah.
(Beanie starts walking out of his seat, smiling.)
JOHNNY: END TRANSMISSION!
Beanie: What? That's not what I meant. No!
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