Bowser Jr: Okay, this is my first time interviewing, so I shall do my best. Now welcome to-
Lemmy: LEMMY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Bowser Jr: How did you know we were in SMRPG Keep?
Lemmy: I heard Dad talking about it, Bro.
Bowser Jr: Well anyway, please welcome the King of the Koopas, Bowser.
Bowser: Thanks, Son.
Bowser Jr: Well Dad, tell us about yourself.
Bowser: Well in Yoshi’s Island I was a carefree baby. Kamek took care of me. He told me Mario and Luigi would cause me trouble, and they did. I tried to stop them myself but Yoshi beat me. I decided as a baby to steal the Super Happy Tree so the Yoshis would die but I lost to a bunch of Baby Yoshis. When I grew up I stole Peach but Mario beat me. I tried many attempts but Mario kept beating me even when I was invincible. I say Mario gets lucky!
Bowser Jr: Okay. Question 1, how come you want to marry Peach if you’re married to Mama Clawdia?
Bowser: Well I wanted to marry her in SMB1. I fell in love with Clawdia in SMB2 while Mario was trying to defeat my brother, Wart. I still had a crush on Peach though.
Bowser Jr: Okay, question 2, who is your favorite Koopaling?
Bowser: Well I’ll have to say Ludwig since he is heir to the throne and not you, since, you know… *cough*
Bowser Jr: Question 3, how do you feel about being playable in Mario & Luigi RPG 3?
Bowser: Good and bad. I don’t like that Fawful took over my castle. It’s good because I’m playable and I’m awesome.
Bowser Jr: Right. Now, question 4, how do you feel when you team up with Mario?
Bowser: I HATE IT! It ruins my reputation as an evil villain!
Bowser Jr: Jeez. Now, question 5, how did you feel that Wart was going to get the throne instead of you?
Bowser: It’s not fair! I am more ferocious than that fat old frog!
Bowser Jr: Okay, audience questions, seat KOOPALINGTHATNEVERSHUTSUP!
Morton: How does it feel getting possessed a lot?
Bowser: It feels horrible getting control by some other villain!
Bowser Jr: Seat AGREATKOOPALING!
Lemmy: Dad, how come you don’t give up if you lose a lot?
Bowser: I never give up! I will win someday!
Bowser Jr: Seat BIGBULLY!
Roy: Dad, how did you get Wart’s henchmen to work for you?
Bowser: Well actually Wart sold them to me because I needed more minions.
Bowser Jr: Seat MYFAVORITEBROTHER!
Ludwig: Dad, how come you flunked kindergarten and wet your bed ‘til you were 12 years old?
Bowser: I was expelled actually for my violent temper, and I drank lots of water and milk.
Bowser Jr: Seat MYREALMOTHER!
Clawdia: Bowser, why did you want Bowser Jr. to think Peach is his mother?
Bowser: I wanted him to think I ruled the Mushroom Kingdom and to think Mario was a bad man.
Bowser Jr: Yeah. I knew you were lying, Dad. I was just playing along so you could think that. Well that’s all for today, see you next time on-
Lemmy: LEMMY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Bowser Jr: End Transmission.
After the Interview...
Bowser Jr: Not bad for my first Interview.
Blue Shy Guy: Yeah, and I got a call from Red Shy Guy that we won’t spin the wheel because he is going to interview with Dimentio soon.
Green Shy Guy: Hmm. You think he’s still depressed after Lemmy said he wouldn’t-
Blue Shy Guy: Enough. Now he has decided who to interview, so let’s go Starbucks Cafe.
Green Shy Guy: Sure. Red Shy Guy said he wouldn’t give up on that story ‘til it is finished. Hmm… Poor guy. Well, see you next time. This is Red Shy Guy’s crew signing out.
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