Phantos67: Bored.
Wacko: As am I.
G Bloop: That's where I live, brother.
Wacko: ... I'm not your bother.
G Bloop: Nevermind.
Thud: THUD BORED!
Phantos67: I wish SOMETHING would happen.
(A yoyo rolls into the room.)
Phantos67: Nature is being sarcastic.
(A Boo floats in chasing after the yoyo.)
Boo: GOT IT!
Wacko: Yippee for you.
Phantos67: Lost a bet to this guy in the Super Bowl. His name is Badyoyo. Actually, I technically won the bet, but he tricked me into interviewing with him.
Wacko: Who are you anyways?
Badyoyo: I am the (hopefully) famous Badyoyo, leader of smarts and yo-yoing, master of fighting RPG style, and ghost lover.
Chauncey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Badyoyo: I got it!
Minutes pass...
Badyoyo: Ok, no more playing with Boolossus, okay?
Chauncey: Goo.
Wacko: *snore*
Phantos67: DON'T BE RUDE!
Wacko: I'm tired, not rude. I'm heading to bed.
Phantos67: Excuse him. Well, where is the interviewee?
(A cloud floats in.)
Phantos67: More sarcasm.
(A Lakitu pops out.)
Phantos67: Nature is toying with my brain.
Badyoyo: A Lakitu, perfect! Just what I needed for an Interview.
Lakitu: Excuse me. Is this Lemmy's Interview Show?
Badyoyo: No
Lakitu: Oh, too bad.
Badyoyo: How would you like to be an interviewee?
Lakitu: Sure.
Phantos67: Great, because if you said no...
(The camera turns to see Thud, Nasher, Wigit, and G Bloop in battle stances.)
Lakitu: *gulp*
Phantos67: You make one wrong move and... ahem!
(G Bloop comes over to Phantos's side and draws a line across her neck.)
Lakitu: *gulp*
Phantos67: Hehehehe... Now. Question number one! Where do those stupid Spinies come from?!
Lakitu: I have a suitcase (like the Mario Bros. in MLSS and PiT) and got the badge where you can use the same type of item as much as you want without your stock dropping at all!
Phantos67: I see... Ok, Badyoyo, it's your turn.
Badyoyo: Ok, then why did one of your Spinies get in the terrible Super Mario Bros. movie and you didn’t?
Lakitu: People may not notice, but I was the old lady.
Badyoyo: 0.0
Lakitu: That’s another thing wrong with that movie.
Phantos67: I never saw the movie. So Q3: Why don't you fall through your cloud?
Lakitu: Because it is a combination of a cotton-like material and helium (making it float), that's how.
Phantos67: So technically it's not a real cloud?
Lakitu: The thing is in a videogame. And since when did real life clouds have faces? Get real.
Phantos67: Actually some of them don't. And for that little comment...
(Wigit freezes Lakitu, then does a flying side kick into the ice, smashing it to pieces.)
Lakitu: OUCH!!!
Phantos67: That'll teach ya.
Badyoyo: In some games you wear glasses, in others you don't. Why is that?
Lakitu: Duh, some of us are born with bad vision.
Badyoyo: Oh, you will pay!
(Badyoyo casts a spell on Lakitu.)
Lakitu: HELP! I'm blind!
Badyoyo: No, I just made you one of those Lakitus that needs glasses.
Lakitu: But...
(A Shy Guy comes in with glasses.)
Phantos67: Put those on, and if you cooperate, we will change you back to normal. Why do Lakipeas have a leaf on their head?
Lakitu: That's a question for Lakipea.
Phantos67: Fine. What kind of different Lakitus are there?
Lakitu: A few different kinds. Like Aqua Lakitu, Lakipea, Lakitufo and a few more. But we are all the same species.
Badyoyo: Audience Question Time!
Phantos67: Ok, seat YEAH, I'M FAMOUS!
Dark Koopa: Case closed.
Phantos67: Ok then... Seat BLIZZARD!
Mr. Blizzard: Where did you get those clouds?
Lakitu: Sky Land, you sign up for what kind of Lakitu you want to be, and you get the necessary gear for the job.
G Bloop: Sweet.
Badyoyo: Seat ANNOYING
Roy: Wouldn't your population get so big all the clouds of Sky Land will be gone and every one of the citizens will fall to their death?
Lakitu: No, Lakitus don’t come in hundreds or anything, we’re kind of rare. That’s why you don’t see too many of us at a time or in very many games.
Phantos67: Seat FIRE BREATH!
Bowser: How long does the average Lakitu live?
Lakitu: If not killed by Mario, for a very long time.
Badyoyo: Seat IDIOTICGIENIUS
Ludwig: Will you allow me to show my newest invention?
Lakitu: NO!!!
(Ludwig looks desperately at Phantos67.)
Phantos67: No. Get out if you aren’t going to ask a question.
(Half the audience leaves.)
Phantos67: ... I was talking to him. Oh well.
Phantos67: Seat MY NAME IS A FLOWER!
Daisy: What about your jobs with the cameras and the Mario Kart jobs?
Lakitu: What about 'em?
Daisy: Do you like those jobs?
Lakitu: Yeah, it's pretty cool. I just hate having to pull Wario out of the water in Mario Kart races.
Badyoyo: Seat FATSO!
Wario: Do you like my games?
Lakitu: No. You stink.
Wario: What do ya mean?! I put on deodorant every morning!
Lakitu: Oh yeah, what scent?
Wario: Rotten Garlic with mustard, why?
Lakitu: ...
(Lakitu gets smashed by a Thwomp)
Thwomp: ORR!
Badyoyo: That's what you get for messing with Wario.
(Phantos67 looks at Thud, then jerks his head toward the Thwomp)
Thud: THUD NO LIKE OTHER THWOMP INTRUDER! THWOMP GO THUD!
(Thud smashes the Thwomp on the head and the Thwomp is left as a pile of rubble)
Badyoyo: I think it's time to wrap this up with...
General Guy: WHEEL!
N-gin: OF!
Chauncey: GOO!
Phantos67: What?
Neville: He means to say Pain.
Phantos67: Oh yeah. G Bloop, spin it!
(G Bloop spins the wheel.)
Lakitu: *gulp*
Phantos67: And the wheel lands on... HALF OF BODY DIPPED IN A LAVA PIT, THEN THE OTHER HALF GETS DIPPED IN LIQUID NITROGEN!
Wacko: That was long.
(Lakitu gets.... ouch... that stuff to happen to him)
Phantos67: Well, that's it guys. Thanks, Wigit, for providing the liquid nitrogen.
Badyoyo: END TRANS-
Phantos67: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Wacko: Yeah, BYE!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED!)
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