(We go to Dimension D, where Dimentio is backstage while Nastasia is following him around with a clipboard.)
Nastasia: -and at 3:30 PM you’ve got to show up for the new opening of the children's hospital that Mad Jack made.
Dimentio: Cancel it!
Nastasia: Then at 5:00 PM you have a doctor's appointment with Dark Doc.
Dimentio: Cancel it!
Nastasia: Oh, and right now you are scheduled for a partner Interview.
Dimentio: Oh yeah! Cancel it!
Nastasia: Are you sure?
Dimentio: Well, who am I interviewing with?
Nastasia: Someone named Red Shy Guy.
Dimentio: MY COLLEGE BUDDY?!
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(Meanwhile we go to The Shy Guy Interview Studio. We see him yelling at a Shy Guy.)
Red Shy Guy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE OUGHT OF COFFEE?!
Shy Guy: Sorry sir, but we are out.
RSG: This is just perfect! First Lemmy tried to hurt me in my last Interview. Then when I was ruining I tripped down the stairs. Now I find out there is no coffee. This is JUST perfect.
Makeup Guy: Oh, also you have a partner Interview.
RSG: Okay, who is it? And I need to make it quick!
Makeup Guy: Why?
Assistant Guy: He has a very important appointment with King Guy at the Shy Guy Kingdom.
RSG: Exactly, so WHO is it?
Producer Guy: Someone named Dimentio.
RSG: 0-0. MY COLLEGE BUDDY?!
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(We now go to Dimension D, where we see people running everywhere trying to prepare for the Interview. We also see Dimentio blasting people for "slacking" around.)
Dimentio: Hurry up! He will be here ANY minute!
Count Bleck: Okay, that's it!
(He throws a mini void at him which makes him fall down.)
Dimentio: I needed that, but you also hurt a private area.
Count Bleck: Oops, sorry.
O'Chunks: Aye lad, calm down. We will get the show ready in time.
Dimentio (still on the floor): Okay.
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(We now see RSG in his car driving to Castle Bleck.)
RSG: (looking at his watch) I got to get there in-
(CRASH!)
(He crashes into a dead tree. How did it get there? You tell me.)
RSG: I knew I should have worn a seatbelt but did I listen to myself? NOOOOOOO.
(He gets out of his car. When he is 10 feet away it explodes. BOOM!)
RSG: Why does this day keep getting worse?!
(He runs to Castle Bleck.)
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(We now go to Dimension D. Dimentio is floating around, worried.)
Dimentio: Oh, where is he? Hmm. Oh wait, he can't get in here. So… O'Chunks!
(O'Chunks jumps to where Dimentio is.)
O'Chunks: Yes lad?
Dimentio: Go outside and see if RSG is here.
O'Chunks: Gotcha.
(He leaves… by farting.)
Dimentio: …
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(We go to Castle Bleck, where we see RSG helping himself to the fridge.)
RSG: Good old pasteurized milk! Now where is everybody?
O'Chunks: Hey Shy Guy, have you seen a whee little Shyster?
RSG: What do I look like, you moron?!
O'Chunks: Aye, you look like a Shy Guy.
RSG: It is true! Brawn but no brains. I am the Shy Guy, dummy!
O'Chunks: Ah, well let's go. CHUNKS AWAY!
(He grabs RSG and farts to Dimension D.)
Dimentio: Oh, where are they?
(O'Chunks lands near Dimentio, holding a fainted Shy Guy.)
Dimentio: … O'Chunks.
O'Chunks: Oops.
(The following scene is blocked for the sake of all small children.)
Dimentio: Ow, um, yo RSG, wake up.
RSG: *cough, cough, hack* I am okay.
Dimentio: Good, now where is the interviewee?
RSG: What?
Dimentio: I thought you were going to bring one!
RSG: I thought you already had one!
Dimentio: Great, just great. *turns to the audience* Which one of you would like to be interviewed?
(chirp, chirp- SQUISH!)
Dimentio: There is only one thing to do. We will interview EACH OTHER!
(Dun Dun Dun DUN)
RSG: What? Are you sure Lemmy will accept this? No one has ever done this before.
Dimentio: Be quiet and let’s get started. We have wasted enough time already.
RSG: Fine, but let’s make it quick.
Dimentio: Welcome to Dimentio's Interview Show!
RSG: Hey, where is Lemmy?
Dimentio: Don't worry. Now, question one: How many species of Shy Guys are there?
RSG: Well there are many species. There is Gourmet Guy, General Guy, and Anti Guy, just to name a few.
Dimentio: That is not enough info like reading a book that is only half complete.
RSG: Silence! Now, my turn. What did you do before you created the Dark Prognosticus?
Dimentio: Well I was still a kid. I just practiced my magic. Now my turn. Question two: Where do Shy Guys live, in Sub-con or Shy Guy's Toybox?
RSG: Well mostly in Shy Guy's Toybox, but some still hang around in Sub-con. Now, what did you do when you were in the Underwhere?
Dimentio: Well I can't give you details like a spy telling an agent secret information. All I can say is I met someone down there and with his help I ALMOST conquered Plit. Now, question three: Do you Shy Guys have a leader?
RSG: Yes. He is King Guy, the ruler of the Shy Guy Kingdom. Okay, how do you get along with everybody in Castle Bleck?
Dimentio: All you have to know is everybody loves me.
Mimi (from the audience): Stop lying, you jerk!
Dimentio: Grr. She got me like a fly being squished by someone with good reaction. Okay. I am getting better along with the Count even though he won't give me money sometimes. Timpani, well, we practically see each other only during dinner. Nastasia is now my secretary when it comes to Interviews but other than that I don't see her around a lot. O'Chunks is security in my Interviews but he is just really a dumb oaf. Me and Mimi hate each other and that's about it. Now-
(He sees RSG sleeping.)
Dimentio: WAKE UP! Question three: Now you said Shy Guys live in the Toybox or Sub-con. Then what about the Shy Guy Kingdom?
RSG: Yes, we do live there too, end of story. Now, what do psychotic jesters do?
Dimentio: Well since Mad Jack and I are basically the only psychotic jesters, we would mostly think of a plan to rule the world. Now question four: Were you in any game?
RSG: Well I was the Red Shy Guy in Mario Superstar Baseball and Sluggers. Now, why do you talk in similes?
Dimentio: Well during collage I had a class with Fawful. He USED to be my friend but since the recent defeat in the Sports Hall I care about him like a nature person seeing someone cut a tree. Well, question five: Would you like to star in your own game?
RSG: Yes, it would be an awesome game for all us Shysters.
(Dimentio Well it is time for audience questions. Seat ROYALBOO!)
King Boo: Hey, would you guys like to work for me?
RSG: Let me put it this way: NO! Seat DIMENTIO'SCLONE.
Smart Dimentio Clone: What are your plans for the future?
Dimentio: Well I am going to try to convince Nintendo into letting me in a new game AND into a Super Smash Bros. game. Also I will try to get along with everybody in Castle Bleck. Also I am going to try to make Rosalina like me. Seat SILLYPRIMATE!
Lanky Kong: Do you have any special skills?
RSG: No. I am just a regular Shy Guy. Seat KINGOFTHEKOOPAS!
Bowser: What happened to you when you did the dimensional cage on yourself and Luigi?
Dimentio: That wasn't me actually. If you paid attention I disappear when Luigi beat me. I then sent a clone to appear there and did the dimensional cage from far away. Seat CASINOOWNINGSHYGUY!
Game Guy: Why did you choose to be an ordinary Shy Guy?
RSG: I didn't choose. I failed every test to become another Shy Guy: Fly, Spy, Anti, etc.. etc. Finally, Seat CHILLYBIRD!
Penguin: How did you plant the Floro Sprout on Luigi's head.
Dimentio: The same way I planted it on O'Chunks. With the magic I learned from my father's book, I was able to plant it on Luigi's consciousness, which acts like soil. Well, that about raps up the Interview. Thank you, old friend, for being here.
RSG: You’re welcome. Now I need to get to the Shy Guy Kingdom.
Dimentio: Not to worry, I will send you there. Ciao!
(He transports him away.)
Dimentio: Thank you all for being here. See y'all next time. Ciao!
(END TRANSMISSION)
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