(We go to Dimension D and see Dimentio preparing.)
Dimentio: I have finally become a Super Koopa so Lemmy got me some things for a studio. We will now do Interviews in Dimension D!
Audience (same people as before but now bored): Yay.
Dimentio: Ingrates. Anywho, welcome to-
(He stops for a moment and hears nothing.)
Dimentio: Excellent. Dimentio's Interview Show.
Count Bleck: What happened to Lemmy?
Dimentio: Let's just say he can't get here.
(We go to Castle Bleck, where we see Lemmy riding around everywhere trying to find where the Interview is taking place.)
Lemmy: Where is it?! I am late to say "Lemmy's Interview Show"! I can't find him!
(Lemmy faints due to him not saying his phrase.)
Dimentio: Now please clap as hard as you can for our very very VERY special guest… Rosalina!
(Rosalina comes from backstage with three Lumas around her.)
Dimentio: (dreamily) Hello Rosalina.
Rosalina: Hello Dimentio, how are you?
Dimentio: Much better now that you are here.
Count Bleck: Enough flattering and get with the questions already.
Dimentio: Don't rush me like a hungry fat guy at a buffet line.
Rosalina: Please just ask the questions
Dimentio: *with hearts in his eyes* Okay, question one: Why are you called "Princess" Rosalina?
Rosalina: Being the mother of all the Lumas made me the mother of the universe. So I was named the Princess of the Universe.
Dimentio: Question two: How old are you?
Rosalina: I am 1,450 years old.
Dimentio: 0_0 Wow, you are old. How do you keep yourself so HOT!
Rosalina: Thanks for the flattery, but the reason I look young is because the star power of the Lumas and the wand keep me young.
Dimentio: Question four: How did you get the Stars to power the Comet Observatory?
Rosalina: Two ways: When we pass a planet if there are Stars we grab them; and two, any Star Bits that we don't eat for a period of time become Grand Stars.
Dimentio: Question five: Do you like me?
Rosalina: Dimentio, you are an okay guy but I like you as a friend somewhat.
(On the inside Dimentio is breaking out and crying. On the outside he is just smiling.)
Dimentio: Okay, thanks. Well it's time for audience questions!
(He makes an entire audience appear.)
Dimentio: Seat MADGENIUS.
Ludwig: Why do you appear every year now or even more often now instead of every century?
Rosalina: Well I have gotten more attached to the people of Plit so now I visit more often.
Dimentio: Seat UGLYFATMAN!
Wario: Why do you eat Star Bits? Aren't they made out of Stars?
Rosalina: Well Star Bits are soft, crystallized Star energy. When eaten they release a sweet flavor and can quench thirst.
Dimentio: Seat IDIDN'TPAYANYTHINGFORTHISSEAT!
Popple: How are Grand Stars made, see?
Rosalina: Well since Star Bits are crystallized Star energy, if more than 10,000 Star Bits are gathered they transform into a Grand Star.
Dimentio: Seat IAMNOTWEAKERTHANAGOOMBA!
Dull Bones: Can you ever die?
Rosalina: As long as I have Star power I am immortal. However, no one wants to live forever. The only reason I don't want to die is I don't want the Lumas to be without a mother again.
Dimentio: Finally seat IAMYOURBIGGESTFAN!
Dimentio: Are you sure you don't like me?
Rosalina: Please Dimentio, ask another question.
Dimentio: Fine. How do you feel about your old and new families?
Rosalina: Well I love my old family dearly but nothing means more to a mother than her children.
Audience: Aww…
Dimentio: Okay, we appreciate you coming here.
Rosalina: It was my pleasure. Goodbye.
(She teleports back to the Comet Observatory.)
Dimentio: Now if you excuse me, I want all of you to GET OUT OF MY DIMENSION!!! ‘Til next time. Ciao!
(Everyone somehow gets out. We now see Count Bleck and the others standing outside of Dimentio's room. We can see a river coming from underneath.)
Timpani: Poor Dimentio.
Count Bleck: Don't worry about him. He will get over it… I hope.
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Nastasia: K, you are a little late.
Lemmy: I know.
(END TRANSMISSION)
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