Dimentio: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Dimentio: Dimentio's!
Lemmy: Lemmy's!
Dimentio: Dimentio's!
Lemmy: Lemmy's!
Dimentio: Dimentio's!
Lemmy: Lemmy's!
Dimentio: DIMENTIO'S!!!
Lemmy: LEMMY'S!!!
Dimentio: Okay, that does it!
(Dimentio teleports Lemmy into the Teletubbies program.)
Dimentio: Anyway…. Let’s bring on out Mario!
(Mario comes out from backstage and sits down on the interviewer chair.)
Dimentio: Hello Mario.
Mario: Hello Dimentio.
Dimentio: Wait a minute. Why aren't you all acting stupid and yelling out cheese?
Mario: Why aren't you saying your similes?
Dimentio: Don't question me like a student asking a scientist a dumb question.
Mario:…
Dimentio: Question one: Were you angry when you found out that every time you completed a castle a Toad would just be there?
Mario: YES! I got burned up, lost multiple lives, and risked my life just to free a fungus who said "Thank you but our princess is in another castle"!
Dimentio: Try to calm down like a child who is being held down after eating too much candy.
Mario: All right.
Dimentio: Question two: Why are you stupid around Lemmy's Land?
Mario: Well since Lemmy hates me, in Scribbles and Interviews I get hit in the head with a baseball bat and that makes me stupid.
Dimentio: Oh, then why are you all smart like a dumb guy on smart pills?
Mario: That's why. The doc gave me pills that recover my intelligence when swallowed.
Dimentio: Question four: Do you get paid for saving Plit numerous times?
Mario: Let me put it like this. NO! But getting arranged to be married to Peach is a reward enough for me.
Dimentio: Question five: Do you live with Luigi?
Mario: No. Now that he is married to Daisy he doesn't want me in his Mansion anymore.
Dimentio: Well I guess it is time for AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
(Dimentio sees that Count Bleck, Timpani, O'Chunks, Mimi, and Nastasia are his only audience members.)
Dimentio: Hmm, maybe it wasn't a good idea to have this Interview done in the castle like having a lighted match near a gas leak. Oh well, seat BLEHEHEBLECK!
Count Bleck: Do you really love cheese that much?
Mario: No. I like it but I love pasta more.
Dimentio: Seat BLECK'SWIFE.
Timpani: How are you able to throw out fire without a Fire Flower?
Mario: I ate a Fire Flower when I first saw one. It made me able to throw fire whenever I want but they are weak without more magic.
Dimentio: Seat BRAWNBUTNOBRAINS.
O'Chunks: Aye' why are ye not talking with your accent?
Mario: Well sometimes I do talk with it. Sometimes I-a don't a talk with-a it.
Dimentio: Seat SPOILEDBRAT.
Mimi: Are you still a plumber?
Mario: When I am not saving Peach, playing sports, or out partying I still work as a plumber.
Dimentio: And seat BLECK'SSECRETARY.
Nastasia: K, is Wario your rival or related to you?
Mario: Both. He is my richer cousin and he thinks he is better than me.
Dimentio: Well that's all the time we have. Thank you, Mario, for being here.
Mario: My pleasure.
Dimentio: But now it's time to make you pay like a criminal being sent to jail.
Mario: Wha-
(Dimentio teleports Mario to Teletubbies land, where he sees Lemmy having tea with them.)
Lemmy: Uh, this isn't what it looks like.
Mario: 0_o
Dimentio: See you all next time. Ciao!
(END TRANSMISSION)
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