Phantos67: Ah... I need to interview with somebody. Right now.
Wacko: Couldn't it wait?
Phantos67: No. I'm using the warp thingy in my castle.
(He floats over to the warp thingy he talked about.)
Phantos67: Warp somebody I haven't interviewed with before and who has talent.
(Midna Koopa is warped to the studio.)
Phantos67: Hey there, want to do an Interview?
Midna Koopa: Who are you? Where am I? WHERE'S MY COOKIE?!
Phantos67: Cookie? I think the machine got busted or something.
Wacko: No, this is Midna Koopa. You know, the interviewer?
Phantos67: Oh... Why is she talking about a cookie?
Wacko: I dunno.
Phantos67: So, you are in my castle and I am a Super Koopa in Lemmy's Land named Phantos67. That’s it for the introductions!
Wacko: Umm... We have Oreos in the kitchen...
M.K: (eating a chocolate chip cookie) Never mind, I found my cookie. So, you said something about an Interview?
Phantos67: Yeah, we did. Huff N. Puff, come on in.
(Huff N. Puff comes in.)
Phantos67: I'll let you start.
M.K: 'K. So... Got it! Huff N. Puff, what's with all those Tuff Puffs that come out when you take damage?
Huff N. Puff: Well, Bowser used the Star Rod to make me out of a bunch of Ruff Puffs, and when I take damage, a few of them break apart from me.
M.K: Is that why inhaling them restores your HP?
Huff N. Puff: Yes.
M.K: 'K, your turn.
Phantos67: All right. Q2: What are your attacks?
Huff N. Puff: My attacks are body slamming, blowing wind, and thunder and lightning strikes. Also when my HP gets to five, I can create earthquakes.
Phantos67: Nice.
Huff: Yep.
Phantos67: Back to you, Midna.
M.K: (now standing on Huff N. Puff) Right. So, Huff, Bowser positioned you in Flower Fields, right?
Huff: Yeah, everybody knows that.
M.K: So, how did you feel about that?
Huff: Those flowers disgust me, but Bowser had his minions build the Puff Puff Machine, so it wasn't all bad... until Mario came along.
(Mario bursts in.)
Mario: It's-a me!!!
Phantos67: Mario, you’re dead.
(Thud squashes Mario.)
Phantos67: Much better. So Huff, what are you stats?
Huff: HP can reach up to 60, my attack is five, and my defense is... zero.
Phantos67: Oh. Well you make up the defense in offense, that's what I always say.
Wacko: You've never said that in your entire life.
Phantos67: Not in front of the camera!
M.K: Well, it's kinda true. I remember Huff here being a pretty tough boss.
Huff: Thank yo-
M.K: NO ONE SAID YOU COULD SPEAK!
Huff: 0_0
M.K: Err, sorry. So, do you plan on being in any other games?
Huff: No, not really. Paper Mario was good enough, and I don't think Nintendo planned to use me again anyways.
M.K: Interesting. All yours, dude.
Phantos67: Thanks, got any relatives?
Huff: Can I speak?
Phantos67: Now you can.
Huff: Ok, *looks at Midna* umm... Is she going to hurt me since I'm talking?
Phantos67: Look, if you don't talk I'll hurt you. NOW TALK!
Huff: Ok... umm... Ruff Puff, Tuff Puff, Dark Puff, Ice Puff, Poison Puff and Dark Ruff Puff.
Phantos67: Big family you got there.
Huff: Yeah.
M.K: I wonder what's going on at my studio...
At Midna Koopa's studio...
Multiplo: Where's M.K?
Shadow King: I dunno. One minute she's eating some kinda cookie, next minute she's gone.
Lake: I know where she is.
Back at Phantos67's castle...
M.K: Well, whatever. So, where does the name "Huff N. Puff" come from?
Huff: Well, it-
(M.K. shell slams him.)
M.K: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO SPEAK!
Huff: ...
M.K: Okay, NOW speak.
Huff: Well, it's kind of like "Huff and Puff", you know?
M.K: Right.
Phantos67: Any relation to Lakitu's cloud?
Huff: VERY close relatives. The only difference is that we don't like being ridden, even if we're paid to be ridden like Lakitu's cloud.
Phantos67: I see. All right, audience question time! Seat MY THIRD APPEARANCE!
Phantos67: Why do you keep appearing?
Wigit: You'll find out soon enough. Anyways, do you like your look?
Huff: Yes, very much! I look so cool!
Phantos67: Some would disagree, but it's Midna's turn to call a seat.
M.K: Right! Seat MUSTARDOFYOURDOOM.
Fawful: Why is the evil cloud creature affiliated with the Crazee Dayzees if he is hating the flowers so much?
Huff: Well, the Crazee Dayzees work for Bowser, but I can't stand them. The Amazee Dayzees are the same, but at least they have good attack power.
M.K: I like Amazee Dayzees. They're shiny.
Phantos67: I like them too, kinda. Very fun to draw... Anyways, seat TURNING AND TURNING!
Tox Box: Do you like the Angry Sun? I know you hate the real sun, but what about the Angry Sun? After all, he works for Bowser...
Huff: I still hate him.
Phantos67: I think he looks kind of cool.
Angry Sun: No, I look hot, not cool!
Fry Guy: MY LINE!
(The two flame dudes get in a fight.)
M.K: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!
(Midna Koopa throws ice at them.)
M.K: There.
Phantos67: So... now what?
Huff: We could debate on topics.
Phantos67: Umm... no.
Huff: We could check out MK's place.
Phantos67: Ok.
M.K: But-
Phantos67: WARP TIME!
(They warp to Midna Koopas place and see...)
Shadow King: WOAH! Where did you come from?
M.K: Me and Phantos67 were interviewing Huff N. Puff.
Multiplo: So, why are you all here now?
Phantos67: Because I got bored. Got any pizza around here?
(Phantos67 goes off to find some pizza.)
Wacko: Um... This probably seems kinda awkward, huh? Well, my boss is kind of strange.
(G Bloop shocks Wacko.)
G Bloop: Actually Wacko is strange.
(Phantos67 comes back in with some pizza.)
Phantos67: Well, nice interviewing with you. My next stop is only about a mile away from here.
M.K: All right. Well, it's been fun. See ya.
Phantos67: Oops, forgot to end the transmission. END TRANSMISSION!
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