Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show, everyone!
Mario: Hello!
Wario: So, what's the plans for today?
Fireball: I am going to do an interview by myself, and get away from co-op interviewing for an Interview or two.
Kroshi: Why can't I help?
Fireball: Well, I just want to do one by myself for once.
Kroshi: Ah, I can see what you’re trying to say now.
Fireball: Good, then let's get this Interview started!
Kroshi: Well, who are you planning to interview today?
Fireball: The Spooky Speedster, from Super Mario Galaxy, that Boo who likes to race all the time.
(Spooky S. comes in the studio)
Spooky S: Wanna race for a Star?
Fireball: No thanks.
Mario: I will!
Spooky S: Not you, you already won twice in a row, you cheapskate! I’ve seen you cheat.
Mario: Why, how could you accuse me? Me, Mario!
Spooky S: Pretty easily, really.
Mario: Well, you do have a point.
Fireball: Man, it’s been so long since I did an Interview by myself, I don't know where to start!
Lemmy: Maybe, asking him questions would be nice?
Fireball: No need to rush things here, Lemmy. I'll just take my time, and then see what happens.
Lemmy: Total-
Iggy: Welcome to Iggy's Interview Show!
Lemmy: That's my line! And it's not Iggy, it's Lemmy's Interview Show!
Iggy: All right, no need to get angry or anything.
Lemmy: Just get the Interview on with, Fireball.
Fireball: Fireball, do that! Fireball, start that! I'm getting sick and tired of nothing!
Luigi: What are you talking about?
Fireball: Nothing really.
Luigi: I should have guessed that.
Fireball: You should have.
Luigi: Whatever, just get this Interview over with.
Fireball: Fine! Take an invisible seat there, Speedy!
(Spooky S. does so.)
Fireball: First question, didn't you know that was the famous Mario you were racing?
Spooky S: I didn't know who he was. Why would I know someone from Plit if I live in another galaxy? It's not like a rumor about it will go to that galaxy. He just seemed like a normal fellow who was trying to get that Star.
Mario: I didn't even know you had the Star!
Spooky S: What? It was at the end of the course.
Mario: Sure it was.
Spooky S: Moron!
Mario: Stop calling me names!
Fireball: Let's just get on with the next question. Why did you refer to the Star as "it"?
Spooky S: I had no clue what it was called, so instead of making up some goofy name, I called it "it".
Kroshi: Well, that makes great sense.
Spooky S: I'd say so.
Fireball: Next question then, are you a professional ghost racer?
Spooky S: No way! I do it for the fun of it. But some say I am quite the expert....
Boo: Sure!
Spooky S: Wanna race for a Star?
Boo: Uh, later.
Spooky S: Sweet, I am so going to get that Star before you!
Fireball: Hey, hey! Let's get on with these questions, then you can have an awesome race.
Boo: Aw man! I don't wanna race!
Spooky S: Too bad, what's done is done!
Waluigi: Or you could have said, "What's said is said!"
Spooky S: Shut up, you nerd!
Fireball: I would not call him a nerd... but a sneaky tall guy, I would!
Waluigi: Just get on with the questions!
Fireball: Don't boss me around, (whispering) loser!
Waluigi: ... I didn't hear anything, that's why I'm so quiet!
Fireball: Next question I guess, what's with that helmet?
Spooky S: That's what racers wear, so since I'm a racer, I'm going to wear one too! Plus, it looks cool on me.
Pink Boo: Sure.
Spooky S: Fine, you’re going to have to race me as well!
Pink Boo: Sweet! But I'll lose probably...
Spooky S: I bet you will!
Fireball: Um, on with the next question. Have you noticed that you’re a rough equivalent of Koopa the Quick and Il Piantissimo?
Spooky S: Kinda. We’re just those characters that race. Every game needs a race, right?
Fireball: Well it's nice, but if you lose to Il Piantissimo, then that kind of stinks.
Spooky S: I know what you mean.
Fireball: I'm glad you do.
Spooky S: Indeed.
Fireball: But on with the questions, have you also noticed that you look like a Boo from Daisy's team in Mario Strikers Charged?
Spooky S: Where do you think I got this helmet? From Daisy as a gift for my birthday.
Fireball: Since when did Daisy go to your birthdays?
Spooky S: I was on her team in the game, and over time I grew bigger.
Fireball: That's pretty cool!
Spooky S: I know.
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Luigi: Man, this Interview is SO boring!
Fireball: Who cares what you think? You say that in EVERY Interview I do.
Luigi: Not- You’re right.
Fireball: Take that!
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: Back on track, what's your most favorite Boo? Other then yourself.
Spooky S: That would have to be Sleepy Boo. I could relax and sleep all day instead of racing all the time.
Fireball: But you don't even have to race, you could just be a normal Boo.
Spooky S: But then my fans would miss me, if I have any, and Mario could beat me up.
Fireball: I see...
Kroshi: Ok, should we go to the crowd now?
Fireball: Nah, we should probably do some more questions, then go to the crowd.
Kroshi: All right then.
Fireball: Next question, if you could be mixed with another enemy, which one and why?
Spooky S: Bullet Bill, our speed together would be awesome. Just imagine how fast we would be going. Plus I would have great control skills.
Fireball: You make a great point!
Spooky S: Really?
Fireball: I don't know, I'm just being supportive.
Spooky S: I see.
Fireball: Really?
Spooky S: I don't know, I'm-
Luigi: Don’t say it! It would make no sense, what would you be trying-
Wario: Shut it, Luigi!
Luigi: Fine!
Fireball: I'll ask two more questions, then let the crowd ask some.
Crowd: Sweet!
Fireball: On with the next question, why are you called "Spooky Speedster"? I can understand the speedy thing, but you don't seem that spooky.
Spooky S: I was given that nickname once I won the "Galaxy Race", and then that name just kind of stuck with me, like glue... and... random stuff.
Fireball: Wow, I can not see that happening!
Spooky S: Fine, let's have some flashback!
Flashback...
Spooky: Yeah, I won the race!
Random Boo: Let's call you Spooky Speedster!
Spooky Speedster: Fine!
(End of Flashback…)
Spooky S: So really, my name was really Spooky.
Fireball: Well that was one cool flashback!
Kroshi: I know!
Spooky S: Oh, thank you!
Fireball: Last question, were you ever on Plit?
Spooky S: Yes, for a visit. I was born in the Ghostly Galaxy and I live there, and have a house in the Boneyard Galaxy as well.
Fireball: I didn't ask where you were born, but oh well. Let's get to the crowd now!
Mario: Hooray!
Fireball: Seat 1!
Waluigi: If you could have any attack, which one would you pick?
Spooky S: To eat you up and spit you back out. I'd get you quite slimy, and hurt you at the same time.
Waluigi: How would it hurt?
Spooky S: If I bite you.
Waluigi: I see your point...
Spooky S: You should!
Fireball: Seat 561!
Monty Mole: How did you get so fast?
Spooky S: Moron, by training, plus my father was the "Galaxy Race" champion four times in a row; tradition most go on! And I may have got his genes as well...
Monty Mole: He should be ashamed of you now, you lost to Mario.
Spooky S: So? I’ve been reading about him, and he's good at EVERYTHING! No one can be THAT good!
Mario: Well, that's me!
Fireball: Seat 5,252,555.
Bowser: Would you be planning to work for anyone?
Spooky S: Nope, and not for you, you lose to Mario more times then Luigi changes shoes!
Bowser: Why you-
Fireball: Stop right there, Bowser, if you don't want Lemmy to get rid of your Chest thingy on Lemmy's Land-
Bowser: Shut up!
Fireball: I can't, I’m trying to interview.
Bowser: ... You have a point.
Fireball: I have been lately, huh?
Bowser: Yep.
Fireball: Seat 25!
Roy: What weapon would you like to wield?
Spooky S: A hammer, I heard they’re pretty cool, plus for some reason, you get to have a ton more in your pockets... in my case, my helmet.
Fireball: Cool, cool. Seat 123!
Lakitu: Do you think you’re going to be seen in another game?
Spooky S: Nope, but you may see me in the background, for some laughs.
Bowser: Work for me, please!
Spooky S: No!
Goomba: Ha! I never heard you say-
Bowser: If you want to live, shut up!
Goomba #2: ....
Fireball: Hey, no threats. Make fun of him all you want, Goomba!
Goomba #2: HA!
Fireball: Seat HA2!
Goomba #2: Why don't you come to Plit?
Spooky S: When I went there to visit, it was nice and peaceful, but I could never leave the Galaxy. Plus, I sometimes visit Roselina and we chat and have some tea and coffee.
Mario: That's nice, and acceptable!
Fireball: Seat 515u25155!
Pink Boo: Can you do anything else but race?
Spooky S: Well, I am a fine cook, if I do say so myself, from my mother's side!
Fireball: And seat 2!
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Spooky S: I'm a "Galaxy Race" champion, of course I thought that!
Mario: Well ha!
Fireball: Well that's the end of the Interview, now before you race against Boo and Pink Boo there, Speedster, cook some hamburgers, then race!
(So Spooky Speedster cooks everyone hamburgers and Boo, Pink Boo, and Spooky Speedster start racing, with Speedster in the lead)
Fireball: Yum! He is a fine cook! Oh, end transmission!
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