(Last time on Your Twin the Fourth's Interview Show and the Phantos67 Interview Show, our crews were sucked into The Void, courtesy of YTtF.)
YTtF: Well there has to be some way to travel!
(The Void then drops them in the Rogueport Pit of 100 Trials.)
Wacko: Well it's good to be hom- WHAT?! WHY ARE WE HERE?!
Phantos67: Hehehe... I told you that you were in for a long ride. Who are we interviewing this time?
Popple: I want to help interview, see?
(Popple puts on a pleading face while dodging Thud.)
Phantos67: Ok, you can help out.
Popple: Yayz!
YTtF: Well, I'm gonna explore this place to get a Return Postage Badge, so Iggy and Kollin can interview. Oh, and the interviewee's a Gloomba. Byez!
Kollin: That was random. All right, so, Q1, why are you blue?
Gloomba: Since we don't get any sunlight, we developed that hue.
Phantos67: Q2, any relatives?
Gloomba: Yeah, Spiky Gloomba and Paragloomba. Paragloomba looks just like me except he has wings, and Spiky Gloomba looks like me too except he has a hat with a single spike on it.
Popple: I am asking the next question, see?
(Popple dodges Thud yet again.)
Popple: What are your stats?
Gloomba: In Paper Mario, HP 7 or less, Attack 2, and I have 0 Defense. In TTYD it is the same except I have 3 Attack power. In Super Paper Mario I have 2 HP, 2 Attack, and 0 Defense.
Popple: I am bored, see?
(Popple pretends to sleep and Zzz appears over Popple's head until he gets crushed by Thud.)
Popple: Ow! That hurt!
Thud: THUD KNOW! FEEL THE PAIN!
Iggy: All right, Q4, why are you only found in dark places like here?
Gloomba: Goombas that fail Bowser are sent to dark places, where we develop into Gloombas.
Iggy: Then why are there more Goombas than Gloombas?
Gloomba: ... I've honestly never thought of that.
Phantos67: Q5, why do you appear only in Paper Mario games?
Gloomba: When Bowser sends us away and we turn into Gloombas we also get a lot flatter. So we pretty much didn't need a 2D makeover, since we kind of looked like we were 2D anyway.
Popple: Q6, how do you feel about Goombas working for Bowser?
Gloomba: I feel kind of sorry for them.
Kollin: Q7, what would you do if you had to rejoin Bowser?
Gloomba: Well, I don't think anyone in his or her right mind would do that, but if I did, I guess I'd get back into duty, and maybe get promoted.
Phantos67: Sounds bad. Q8, why do you stay in the Pits all the time?
Gloomba: I don't. In each PM game I have been somewhere different. Like the Toad Town Tunnels in the first game. I personally stay here.
Phantos67: What's your name?
Gloomba: Does that really matter?
Thud: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Gloomba: Fine, Gloomy.
Popple: It's audience question time, see?
(A timer goes off with the words “Audience Question Time” flashing.)
YTtF: I'm back! And I brought a souvenir!
(He then takes a bone out of his pocket, Bonetail's bone to be exact. He then opens a plothole leading to The Place Where Partners Go. Oh, and Thud Thuds Popple.)
Turbo: Why?
YTtF: I thought it'd be fun. Anyway seat I'MROYALTYANDYOU'RENOTHAHA.
Bow: What my seat says. Anyway, why does Bowser send you here instead of other places?
Gloomy: Bowser thinks it's "punishment" to send us to dank places like this, but I've grown accustomed to it.
Phantos67: Seat I'M A CONSTELLATION NOW!
Raphael the Raven: Why don't you do what you want? Bowser doesn't care about you anymore.
Gloomy: That's what I have been doing! Moving from place to place.
Wacko: Sorry to interrupt, but LET'S WRAP UP AND GO HOME!
(Phantos67 chuckles to himself.)
YTtF: Well, I don't think we should quit with only two audience questions. However, I've got an offer for Gloomy. If you join either of our crews, you'll be paid, you'll move from place to place, and you'll have adventures. What do you think?
Gloomy: TERRIFIC!
Phantos67: So, who is he leaving with? You or me?
Gloomy: I don't care.
Thud: THUD DO! GLOOMY TO GLOOMY!
Phantos67: Eh... Thud doesn't like him, but I do.
Gloomy: But...
Phantos67: But what?
Gloomy: I just don't want to go with you. You don't go that many places...
Phantos67: I do too! Well... since YTtF came along.
Gloomy: Exactly. Anyways, I'll ask myself a question. Gloomy, what place did you like the most? Well, I liked the Pits the best, that's why I am here.
YTtF: So you don't wanna. Oh well, we still have more questions for you. Seat BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIENDTRANSMISSION.
Phantos67: ???
Larry: What do you think of Mario?
Gloomy: Well I don't see him much so I guess I don't know.
Phantos67: Seat GIRL KOOPA TOURIST!
Koopa Girl: Have you ever fought Mario? If so, how are you alive?
Gloomy: I fought him twice, not three times mind you, but twice. And I'm still alive because another Gloomba gave me a 1-Up Mushroom. We kind of have this policy you see; every Gloomba helps out another Gloomba. That's how.
Phantos67: Sounds good to me.
Kollin: All right, now we can wrap this up. We're not going home though. We've got far too much planned. Seat IAMPOINTLESS.
Headbonk Goomba: What do you think of other Goombas?
Gloomy: They're fine, but none of them could beat me. Not even you.
YTtF: ... You know what? Since Gloomy doesn't want to join, I'll take you! What's your name?
HG: Goomy.
YTtF: All right Goomy, welcome aboard!
(He then makes a hole with his wand and puts Bonetail's bone there. Bonetail then revives, comes out of the hole, and eats us. ARRRGHHHHH!!!)
YTtF: END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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