(In General Toad's newly restored mansion…)
General Toad: Wow, Snifit! I really underestimated you! I like what you've done with the place!
Snift: Thank you. I am just here to help.
General Toad: You know, as a reward, I'll let you interview someone. How about a Snifit, because we have a slight tradition around here that the interviewer interviews his or her species.
Snift: You never interviewed a Toad, other than Toad about himself. And Shrood never interviewed a Shroob.
GT: Well, Doopliss Guy and MagiBoo interviewed a Shroob on their first adventure. And you know, that's an excellent idea! I'll put Mushroomer on my list of interviewees.
(MagiBoo floats in.)
MagiBoo: C'mon GT! I haven’t done an Interview in ages!
GT: Well, get over it. Snift has never done one, so he's booked up first. You can perform security today.
MagiBoo: *grumble*
GT: Well, let’s go get you ready!
And later that night...
General Toad: Hello everyone! Tonight on General Toad's Interview Show, out newest member, Snift the Snifit, will be interviewing one of his own kind, a Snifit!
Audience: Was the second Snifit necessary?
GT: Everything I do here is necessary!
(MagiBoo appears and drops boulders on members of the audience. Doopliss Guy appears.)
Doopliss Guy: The gag! It’s back!
Blaze Koopa: I made a cameo!
(Lemmy appears.)
Lemmy: I refuse writer cameos!
(Lemmy punts Blaze Koopa out of the studio.)
General Toad: Everyone, quiet! Now then, here they are, Snift and Snifit!
(General Toad backs off the stage, while Snift and a normal Snifit walk on.)
Snift: Hello, all you assorted species! As you know, I'll be interviewing a Snifit tonight!
Snifit: Hello.
Snift: Ok! First, I have a question that may be pestering many viewers! Are Snifits in any way related to Shy Guys?
Snifit: Technically no. We evolved from the same species, only Shy Guys were the.... weaker branch, and Snifits were the stronger branch. While we are similar today, we have evolved for so long that we can no longer be considered the same.
Snift: Yep. What different kinds of Snifits are there?
Snifit: Well, there are Aerial Snifits, Spookums, Ice Snifits, Laser Snifits, Mini-Snifits, Spiky Snifits, Snufits, Snifaros, and just a basic Snifit!
Snift: Cool, we're on a roll! Are there any famous Snifits?
Snifit: Not particularly. The Snifits 1, 2, and 3, had a minor role in Super Mario RPG, and as you know, Megaleg resembles a Snifit, but other then that, there aren’t any famous Snifits.
Snift: On the topic of Super Mario RPG, why did the Snifits in that game shoot Bullet Bills?
Snifit: Well, I am not one of those Snifits, so I'm not sure, but I would guess it's because that game was developed by those Square-
Snift: Break the fourth wall on that level, and I break your face.
Snifit: Ummmm... Right. Ok... Next question?
Snift: Why do we wear robes and masks?
Snifit: Well, the masks allow us to shoot projectiles, and the robes keep us warm. Snifits evolved in a very warm climate, so we're not used to "average" temperature.
Snift: Correct. Why are fire-shooting Snifits in Yoshi's Island DS called Zeus Guys?
Snifit: They thought the Yoshis would be more afraid of them if they sounded "cool".
Snift: What's up with the Spikey Snifits in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga?
Snifit: That is what we call a Snifit Lab mistake.
Snift: Snifit Labs is in no way responsible for the mutations, damages...
2 hours later...
Snift: ...or any downright harm you may experience when you choose to be a test subject. That's what the contract says.
Morton: … That… was… BEAUTIFUL!
(MagiBoo appears.)
MagiBoo: Epic Mistake.
(MagiBoo eats Morton.)
(Doopliss Guy appears.)
Doopliss Guy: Woah. That's new.
MagiBoo: Ok, it's one thing for a ghost to be able to teleport, but you’re just breaking the laws of physics.
Doopliss Guy: You didn't see anything…
(Doopliss Guy and MagiBoo disappear.)
Snift: Ok then. I forgot all my questions while I was speaking, so it's time for audience questions! Seat 64!
Shy Guy: Does the color of Snifit Robes signify anything?
Snifit: If you work for Wart, he assigns you a color, but otherwise, we have the freedom of colors.
Snift: Seat 128!
Hammer Bro: Why are Snifits even called Snifits?
Snifit: Well, probably because out mouthpiece looks like a nose to some people. Or because we sniff... it.
Koopa: That makes no sense!
Snifit: It makes sense if you’re a Snifit.
Koopa: But I'm not!
Snift: Poor you.
(MagiBoo appears and eats Koopa, then disappears.)
Snift: Alrighty, Seat 256!
Cameraman: Ummm, we don't have a seat 256. That seat was crushed by a boulder earlier.
Snift: Oh. Who are you anyways?
Cameraman: Me? I'm Captain Koop. I'm one of GT's underlings in the army. I'm in charge of Toad-Koopa relations, and he hired me as cameraman.
Snift: Really? Huh, I never really thought about who was running that thing. We should talk to GT about getting you more involved! C'mon, let’s go! Eh… You guys can all leave.
Captain Koop: Ending Transmission!
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