Phantos67: Welcome to another co-op Interview!
Wacko: Awww man. How many more co-ops are we going to do?
Phantos67: LOTS OF THEM! Today our Interview partner is YOUR TWIN THE FOURTH! THE GUY WITH A SUPER COOL NAME!
(YTtF enters the studio.)
YTtF: 'Sup.
Kollin: Do we really have to do this?
Your Mii the Fourth: Unfortunately, yes. Let's get this done. Where do you keep the camera?
Phantos67: My assistant’s got it covered, G Bloop!
YMtF: Thanks.
(He leaves.)
YTtF: All right, Narrator, you make sure he doesn't come back. Iggy and Kollin can go and socialize with Phantos67's crew.
(Kay. We leave)
Phantos67: Ok, Q1: What are you?
????: It's a mystery until I jump up. I could be a Cheep Cheep or a Sharkbone, you never know.
Phantos67: Neat. Your turn, YTtF.
YTtF: Why are you located in Gwarhar Lagoon?
????: You know how Cheep Cheep ????s appear in Gritzy Desert? Well, a year or so after Partners in Time, some freaky creature things came. After that, the weather went really wacky. At the end of it all, the weather turned the desert into Gwarhar Lagoon, which was soon conquered by the Beanbean Kingdom.
(Stupid Pokémon references. Oh, and meanwhile, me, Kollin, Iggy, Wacko, G Bloop, Popple, and Thud push YMtF into a room and throw away the key.)
YMtF: LEMME OUT!!!
Lemmy: Finally! A companion!
YMtF: ^^&^**^&#%^@^%*^&(&!
(That's not very nice. Meanwhile...)
Phantos67: What are your attacks?
????: That depends on who I really am. I have this switching move I do with another ???? to confuse Mario (and Luigi). If I'm a Sharkbone I can bite you, but if I'm a Cheep Cheep I just jump over you.
Phantos67: Umm... So if you are a Cheep Cheep you are pretty much defenseless?
???? Not necessarily.
YTtF: What does that mean?
????: Anyone stupid enough to jump takes damage.
YTtF: Not the answer I wanted, but fine. Why are Cheep Cheeps weak to the Hand Powers?
????: Four words: FISH. OUT. OF. WATER.
Phantos67: I see what you mean. Do you plan on making any future appearances?
????: Maybe. I like it in Gwarhar Lagoon just fine, and I don't think that I will be in any more games.
Phantos67: Possibly Mario and Luigi: 3.
????: I doubt it.
YTtF: All right, it's audience time. Fortunately I brought the Interview Chancewheel! Seat: ICANTBELIEVETHESPEECHIMPEDIMENTS FROMLASTINTERVIEWAREBACK.
Fawful: What are the reasons of happening of the developination of the Bones-of-Shark?
????: Well, as you may imagine, not all ????s survived the Gritzy/Gwarhar ordeal. Those are Sharkbones. By the way, the poison was an aftereffect.
Phantos67: Time to call them MY way. Seat: FIRST PERSON I HAVE INTERVIEWED WITH!
Shrugger Shroob: Why don't Sharkbones have bodies?
????: They do, you see them at Gwarhar Lagoon. They are tiny.
YTtF: Now for something random.
(A cage drops from the ceiling. Also, a lava pit opens up. YTtF and Phantos67's crews, plus me, come out of the lava in a protective bubble. Lemmy and YMtF are in the cage.)
YMtF: WHY CAN'T I HAVE A PERFECT DAY?!
YTtF: Anyway, seat... wait, it's a cage. Meh... I'll just call CAGED GUY 1.
YMtF: Why, DAD, why... How can Cheep Cheep skeletons turn into Sharkbones?
????: It's kinda like Dry Bones. We turn into Sharkbones because the skeletons wither into shark shapes.
Phantos67: Uh oh.
(???? comes up close to the bubble, and IT'S A SHARKBONE! IT BITES THE BUBBLE!)
Everybody: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Phantos67 uses telepathy to keep everyone in the air.)
Phantos67: Can't... hold... much... LONGER!
YTtF: No problem!
Phantos67's Narrator (YTtF's is too terrified): YTtF then eats his wand and sprays Hydro Cannon over the lava pit. The lava then hardens into rock. Unfortunately (or is it?) Lemmy fell in the lava before it freezes. YTtF then collapses due to the force of the attack.
YTtF: Dang... Keep... going...
Phantos67: Why? It's not a secret anymore... ???? IS A SHARKBONE! It is weak to Mario's hand attacks, right? BURN BABY BURN!
(Phantos67 shoots a fireball at the Sharkbone and it is destroyed.)
Wacko: Woah. Cool.
Phantos67: Yup. Now what?
YTtF: Actually, the Cheep Cheeps were weak to Hand Powers, but it works for me.
????'s Remains: Actually, younger Sharkbones retain the weakness to Hand Powers.
(Then I guess I'll call the final seat. I call CAGED GUY 2.)
Lemmy (muffled): What do you think of Mario?
(Phantos67 breathes a fireball on Sharkbone, but it still lives.)
????'s Remains: Well, the entire population of bad guys hate Mario. So, yeah. And now, I hate Phantos67 too!
Phantos67: Well, if fire doesn't destroy you, then we will have to use electricity. G BLOOP!
(G Bloop gives the Sharkbone a powerful sting, shocking it to death. Qell, technically it's already dead, but you know what I mean.)
Phantos67: No, I don't.
(... Idiot. G BLOOP DESTROYS THE SHARKBONE!)
Phantos67: She did? WOW, G BLOOP! You actually did something cool for once!
G Bloop: Shut up.
Phantos67: What was that?
G Bloop: I said “shut up”.
Lemmy: Wrap it up!
Phantos67: Fine- WAIT! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
Lemmy: I can't tell secrets, or else it wouldn't be fun anymore.
YTtF: Fine. But one of these days, you WILL suffer, Lemmy Koopa!
Lemmy: Haven’t I had enough already?!
Phantos67: No.
(YTtF then makes a time hole with his wand on the floor. He then grabs Phantos67, Thud, G Bloop, Wacko, Popple, Kollin, Iggy, YMtF, me, and a cheese sandwich and jumps into the time hole.)
YTtF: BANGARANG!!!
Phantos67's Narrator: The time hole then closes. Everyone then starts closing in on Lemmy.
Lemmy: Uh... END TRANSMI- AGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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