Lemmy: Because of that accident from that last Interview, I am deducting your pay.
SuperStarSaga: It was not my fault the video camera was destroyed by the pieces of the roof.
Lemmy: The video camera is destroyed? Then that means you are suspended from doing an Interview for three weeks.
SuperStarSaga: Three weeks? But it is my turn to interview.
Lemmy: Quit complaining. I am making a rule that you can do an Interview once every month.
SuperStarSaga: Well it is only one month. What is the worst that can happen?
Lemmy: You were supposed to interview Iggy.
SuperStarSaga: Can I at least be in the studio?
Lemmy: No.
(SuperStarSaga faints and Hammer Brother walks in.)
Hammer Brother: Woah. What happened here?
Lemmy: Since SuperStarSaga destroyed the camera, I am punishing him by suspending him for three weeks.
Hammer Brother: That’s it?
Lemmy: Oh, and he was supposed to interview Iggy.
Hammer Brother: But that is his favorite Koopaling.
Lemmy: Exactly, so you get to interview him.
Hammer Brother: I don’t know… He will get mad at me.
Lemmy: Don’t worry about it. Well the show is starting, you’d better hurry.
Lakitu: We are on in 3… 2… 7… 9… 6…
Lemmy: Just turn the camera on.
Lakitu: I can’t. The new camera requires an 8-digit password, and the code is 32796063.
(The camera turns on.)
Doopliss: (writing) 32796063…
Hammer Brother: Welcome to Lemmy’s Interviews. I am your host, Hammer Brother.
Boo: What happened to SuperStarSaga?
Hammer Brother: It’s a long story, and we are interviewing Iggy.
Iggy: Hey you’re not SuperStarSaga.
Hammer Brother: I know, he will do one once every month.
Lemmy: Just go with it, Iggy.
Hammer Brother: Rumor has it that you have swirly eyes. Is that true?
Iggy: It depends on which game I am in.
Hammer Brother: Why do you go to the gym everyday if you don’t gain any strength?
Iggy: I do gain strength.
Hammer Brother: No, you only gain HP.
Iggy: Then how about an RPG battle?
Lemmy: No battle!
Battle
Iggy: 300 HP
Hammer Brother: 250 HP
Iggy: 300/300
Iggy used a punch attack. 20 damage to Hammer Brother.
(Hammer Brother 230/250
Hammer Bro used 3 hammers. 40 damage to Iggy.)
Iggy: 260/300
Iggy grew big.
Hammer Bro: 230/250
Hammer Bro used 108 hammers. Iggy took 2 damage
Iggy: 258/300
Iggy grew gigantic. Iggy destroyed the ceiling into 200 pieces that piled on Hammer Brother. Hammer Brother took 765 damage.
(Battle Over)
Hammer Bro: Wow, you really are strong.
Lemmy: Yeah, that’s great news, but the ceiling is broken again.
Hammer Bro: SuperStarSaga can fix it.
Lemmy: But where is he?
(You see SuperStarSaga taking a vacation on Isle Delfino.)
Iggy: Oh well, back to the questions.
Hammer Brother: In Super Mario Bros 3, why did you put a ? Block next to where you are?
Iggy: I was saving it in case I got hungry.
Hammer Brother: Were you the one who designed the robots for Yoshi’s Safari?
Iggy: No, that was Ludwig, but as always the robots exploded, so I built the robots but he designed them.
Hammer Brother: No wonder Ludwig’s robot looked so cool.
Lemmy: While my robot was garbage.
Wendy: At least you had a robot.
Hammer Bro: Moving on, why can’t you grow gigantic and beat up Roy?
Iggy: I would break the ceiling like I did last time and get in trouble.
Hammer Brother: The audience can ask questions now. Seat 84.
Bowser Jr: Why can’t I be in a game with the Koopalings?
Iggy: Because you replaced us in Mario Party.
Hammer Brother: Seat 77.
Snifit: Are you smarter than Ludwig?
Iggy: When Ludwig doesn’t have chocolate, no. If he does, then yes.
Hammer Brother: Seat 49.
SuperStarSaga: What is your favorite Mario game?
Iggy: Yoshi’s Safari.
Hammer Brother: SuperStarSaga! You’re back!
Lemmy: Good, now you can fix the roof.
SuperStarSaga: I am still not allowed in the studio.
Lemmy: About that, forget it. We need you for things like kicking Mario out.
Mario: Did somebody-a say my-a name?
Lemmy: Please get rid of him!
SuperStarSaga: Ok
(He sends Mario to the dungeon.)
Hammer Brother: We have time for one more question. Seat 17.
Toad: Are you going to interview Iggy again, this time with SuperStarSaga?
SuperStarSaga: No.
Hammer Brother: Oh come on.
SuperStarSaga: After seeing what happened with the RPG battle, I won’t interview him.
Iggy: Yeah, abd I only came here for the free Koopa-Cola.
Hammer Brother: That about wraps it up for our Interview. I’d better go before Lemmy notices that the ceiling isn’t fixed.
Lemmy: It isn’t fixed?!
SuperStarSaga: I will fix it, but only if you give me a free can of Koopa-Cola.
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