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Hammer Brother

Crazy Packers Fan reports:

Name: Hammer (the Hammer Brother)
Alliance: Bowser
Likes: Auctions
Dislikes: Fire
Favorite Quote: “Bowser isn’t very bright, and-”
Favorite Koopaling: Morton (Morton was dumb enough to waste 300 coins on a Hammer Brothers Suit, and
hammer got the money)
Hidden Facts: Hammer appeared in the Survivor Trimming because there was no one else good enough to
be the auctioneer, and besides, he already had the hammer! Hammer hopes someday to be a construction
worker, but for right now, he’s living off the big payment he got from appearing in Mario Kart: Super Circuit.
Best Game: Super Mario Brothers (this guy was unbeatable back then!)
Rating: ***1/2

These are bios of all the characters I’ve interviewed, and also "re-occuring characters", ones that have

appeared at least three times in Interviews. Here they are:

** This bio is part of a group: Crazy Interview Bios

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Jr. of Doom reports:

Name: Hammer Bro (2)
Nickanmes: Hank Hammer Bro, Hammer Bro, Hammer, Hammer Bro 2, Hank
First Appearance:
JR. OF DOOM AND HAMMER BRO interview L33T HAMMER BRO
Looks Like: An ordinary Hammer Bro with sunglasses and shiny teeth
Likes: Hammers, cool language, hamburgers, being bossy (even though it doesn't seem so), being "cool", interviewing, his bro when he isn't talking L33T
Hates: L33T Language, Shroobs, veggies
Species: Hammer Bro (sometimes mutated by Shroobs)
Parents: Hammer Sis Sue and Hammer Bro Harry
Best Quotes: "Coooooooooooooool..." "Yo bro!"

He started the same as L33T. But after his helmet was defeated he went off to be mayor of the Koopa Kingdom. As he had a shiny grin, a cool attitude, and great, sparkly sunglasses, the ladies all voted for him. All the men didn't. Of course there were more men so he lost. But he tried and tried again and eventually he won! Even if he was mayor for a year, IT WAS GOOD! Then L33T met him and he took him to interview with Jr. of Doom. That's where his job starts!

I'd like to add E-Man, but he is separate so I won't count him.

So who knows who the next person to join will be? Wait for the next series of Jr. of Doom's Interview Show!

END TRANSMISSION. ;-)

** This bio is part of a group: Jr. of Doom's Interview Crew Bios

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This character may be associated with the following: Blaze Koopa, Bowser, Hammer Sis, Jack Hammer, Jr. of Doom, Kyle Koopa, Luigi Hammer Brother, Mario, Mario Koopa, Morton, Peach Koopa, and Vapor

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