Mary Sis Hammer
Nickname: Hammer Sis
First Appeared In: SHADY PARAKOOPA interviews BUB-ULB as the Hammer Bro who kept on popping up in the Interviews every day, but this changed in SHADY PARAKOOPA interviews HAMMER BRO, when she was forced to join.
Description: A Hammer Bro with no helmet, pink shell and shoes, and long red hair
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Species: Hammer Bro
Relatives: Mil Sledge Hammer
Job: Used to be Lemmy's lackey, now she's Second-in-Command Interviewer and
the voice of reason
IQ: Slightly above average
Weapon: Two hammers, abnormal strength, badges
Weakness: Doesn't wear the helmet
Likes: Taking life easy
Dislikes: People who stress her out, people who think she's crazy because she can see Intern's deaths
People she Likes: Intern, Slim
Because: She likes Intern because she is the only other girl on this show; likes Slim because he has a familiar friendly aura… yeah, right
People she Dislikes: Shady, Yux, retards
Because: Shady's a moron; Yux smells funny; retards stress her out, so Shady stresses her out
Life Story: Hammer Sis used to live with her brother Mil, but one day their parents got divorced and she never saw Mil again. She was determined to see her brother again. She trained hard to become Lemmy's lackey who goes around and makes sure everybody is following the rules. She hoped that all that travel would help her find her long lost brother, but sadly she ran into Shady and was forced to join. As time passed, she decided to stay with this Interview show in hopes of finding him, and Lemmy fired her for being three months late.
Author's note: Hammer Sis is like Shady but not as funny and more serious, but not by much.