Failed X-Yux Experiment #64
Nickname: Yux
First Appeared In: SHADY interviews YUX, but really first appeared in chapter 2 of Shadow Paper Mario: Rods of the Crystal Stars
Description: A paper-thin X-Yux that is actually green instead of red; has only three points instead of four, but a paper-thin wizard like hat acts like the missing point, and he wears an eye patch over where his right eye should be; his Mini-Yuxs are blue and also have one eye; they can also talk for some reason.
Gender: Neutral.
Age: 7. Isn't he such a cute little rascal?!
Species: X-Yux
Relatives: Other Yuxes, X-Nauts, Tileoids (were made by the same scientists), and Barribads (look at the faces)
Job: Ticket guy, detective guy, and random guy
IQ: Average
Weapon: Fire instead of electric rings, the Randomizer, Mini-Yuxs, and can become a saw blade when he spins around
Weakness: Everyone hates him, the Randomizer, used to not know how to read but now he does
Likes: Being alone
Dislikes: Being with people
People Yux Likes: Himself… what?
Because: He's the only one he can trust… or can he?
People Yux Dislikes: Everyone
Because: Everyone hates him for some reason; at least this lets him have his own catchphrase. I HATE YOU ALL!
Life Story: Yux's anger for everyone originates from when he was born. Since he was a reject X-Yux, the X-Nauts ignored him and the Yuxes made fun of him. Soon came the day where he was accidentally sent to the Boggly Woods to look for the star. When Mario got the star there and everyone retreated, Yux was left behind. It was there that he went to college, even though he didn't know how to read. He stayed there for many years until Bowser Jr. and Shadow Mario found him in the FF. After the events of the Shadow Paper Mario story, Yux found himself alone, able to read, and filthy stinking rich with the power of the Randomizer. Life was sweet until someone stole his wallet and he was thrown in the same prison as Shady for crimes against Fun Fiction.
Author's Note: The Randomizer is a special skill I use in a lot of my work. By calling out its name, something totally random will happen, but there's always good news and a bad news. Oh, and Yux is based on my third youngest sibling, who suffers extreme middle child syndrome and thus will do the most random things for attention.