Intern Interning Net
Nickname: Intern
First Appeared In: She's been around since the beginning, but she first showed up in SHADY interviews BOO
Description: Think Toadette, but with her pink color changed to white and the white spots changed to black; also, she wears a simple white shirt with the word "Intern" on it in black letters
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Species: A Toad… or a Toadette, if you consider that a species
Relatives: She is the daughter of the wealthy and "childless" Net family.
Job: Slave work like fetching people drinks, mowing lawns, taking a bullet or two for Shady, and tons of other demeaning stuff
IQ: Hard to tell, but probably slightly above average
Weapon: Her stealthy rouge skills, nerdcore items like Light Zappers, Wiimotes, and Lightsabers.
Weakness: Has a habit of dieing… a lot; is mute
Likes: Being helpful, playing video games
Dislikes: Dieing.a lot, being mute.
People she Likes: Hammer Sis, Blaze, and basically everyone but the people on the dislikes list
Because: Hammer Sis is the only other girl; Blaze plays video games with her, even if he does toast all the controllers
People she Dislikes: Shady, Slim, Yux
Because: Shady is very mean to her; Slim plays too rough with her on purpose; Yux ignores her
Life Story: Intern's parents obviously don't care about her, as can be seen from when they publicly announced that they were childless. After accidentally smashing a priceless pot, her parents paid a traveling freakshow to take her off their hands forever. Yup, that traveling freakshow was Shady and Blaze.
Author's Note: Ok, this may be hard to believe, but Intern is the mirror image of me. My close friends will agree with me on this one. When I meet new people, I act quiet but I will still be helpful, just like Intern. When I get to know them better, I'll start to talk a little more and I'll become like Hammer Sis. Eventually, I'll act more friendly and less serious, like Shady.
Hammer Sis's Note: Ok, just hear me out for a sec. INTERN IS A ZOMBIE! No
one will believe me, but she has died more then once. I've seen it with my
own eyes but people just call me crazy! I'm not crazy! That's Slim's job.

Shady: … Ok. Is there anyone here who doesn't have a tragic childhood?

Yux: Well I feel that mine was pretty good.

Shady: Shut up Yux.

Yux: …