(The crew, minus Anti Dude, is remembering all their good times with Anti Dude.)
Baron: I miss him...
(Anti Dude walks in.)
Anti Dude: Wassup?
Petey: Is it really you?
Anti Dude: Yeah. That was an old friend of mine who squashed the bug. Who are these two?
(He points to Jade Blooper and Shayd.)
Shayd: I'm Shayd, I constantly die, and I WAS you.
JB: I'm a Sammer Guy, not a Blooper.
(Anti Dude sets Shayd on fire. He dies.)
Anti Dude: Jade Blooper, you interview.
(A Barribad walks in.)
Barribad: I'm the interviewee.
JB: I need to interview him?!
Anti Dude: We were gonna interview Shlurp, but I thought, that guy really stinks... Then I thought he might eat the studio, so we got him. I don't like him either, so I must use a wheel of fate-type object to kill him!
Aurora: The Wheel of All-Knowingness?
Anti Dude: I burned for fun. I'll steal the J.C. Roulette instead.
(He runs off. JB and the Barribad walk onstage.)
JB: So, why do you and Yuxes have the same faces?
Barribad: We were created by the same scientists. We were both used in X-Naut Fortress.
JB: Why did you not appear there?
Barribad: Because you wouldn't be able to defeat us. And we were actually failed Yuxes.
Yux (from Shady's Interviews): I can attest to that.
JB: Shaddup.
Meanwhile...
(Anti Dude is in darker robes, and is lowering himself from the ceiling. Joshua sees him.)
Joshua: Do I know you?
Anti Dude: No?
Joshua: Works for me.
(He walks off.)
Meanwhile again...
JB: That was pointless. Why did you not appear in X-Naut Fortress?
Barribad: We were kept in a failed experiment room. They would blast us to Outer Space to get rid off us.
JB: So that must be how you got to the Whoa Zone. What's up with your names?
Barribad: We didn't have names at the time, so Squirps came up with names for us. We tried to hit him, so he called us Very Bads. But we had barriers, so we came up with Barri instead of Very.
JB: And the Sobarribads?
Barribad: Some Barribads were recruited by Mr. L. They trained in the darkness, making themselves stronger. They got their names in a funny way. When they signed the paper making them loyal to Count Bleck, the ink from the pen leaked. It created a "so"-like blotch in front of Barribad. Count Bleck thought it was calling us so very bad, so we became his fave minions.
Meanwhile...
(Anti Dude is running through Joshua's studio. Katie stops him.)
Katie: You made Joshua put me under the rug.
Anti Dude: ... No?
Katie: INTRUDER!
(Robotic versions of Joshua's crew fall from the sky.)
Anti Dude: AHHHH!
Back at the studio...
JB: Why were you considered failed if Mario wouldn't be able to attack or get past you?
Barribad: The X-Nauts wouldn't be able to past either.
JB: Couldn't you make the barrier go away?
Barribad: Yes, but the electrical wires might throw the barrier off, making it eternally open or closed.
JB: Why don't you guys ever move?
Barribad: Umm... Our force field layer doesn't permit us to move unless we aren't using it.
JB: What is this "force field layer"?
Barribad: By collecting hydrogen, gravity, and uranium, putting it in a test tube, and smashing an atom near it, the explosion will rattle the hydrogen, gravity, and uranium, causing it to shift together into a gas. Lock us in a room with this gas, and whatever it touches gets a layer around it, consisting of the element Barrium. This gives us an imaginary barrier around ourselves.
Lemmy: Logic! AHHHHH!
(He explodes.)
JB: And you were failed? Did the X-Nauts give you this?
Barribad: It randomly floats around in the Whoa Zone. It didn't affect other enemies because they aren't made from X-ogen. It only affects enemies with that.
JB: Did the X-Nauts know about this?
Barribad: Nope.
Meanwhile, yet again...
(Anti Dude picks up Amazee and whacks all the clones with him. He grabs the roulette and stuffs it in his pocket, along with Amazee. He runs into the street.)
Driver: Watch out!
(The car hits Amazee. Anti Dude runs off.)
I'm out of transitions...
JB: Audience questions! Seat YOU'DHAVETOBECRAZYLIKEAFOX.
Crazy Fox: Why are you blue?
Barribad: The Barrium.
JB: Seat PRICELINENEGOTIATOR.
Priceline Negotiator: Why can we see your force field if it was invisible?
Barribad: Nintendo did that so you could see what you were walking into.
JB: Seat OLDMAGIKOOPAWIZARD.
Kamek: I'm not old! Ow, my hip. Is the Barrium what makes those lasers?
Barribad: Yup.
JB: Seat YOUALREADYHADACAMEOINTHISINTERVIEW.
Yux: RANDOMIZE! The bad news is...
(Anti Dude walks in, alive.)
Yux: The good news is that whoever is sitting in seat THREEFAVESUPERPAPERMARIOCHARACTERS joins you!
Dimentio, Squirps, and Barry: Yay?
Anti Dude: I got the roulette! The event is... Barribad explodes!
(The Barribad explodes. Shayd, standing next to him, is hit by the force of the explosion. He dies.)
Anti Dude: My work here is done. End transmission!
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