Shy Gal: Where is DS Guy? He should be back with E-Guy hours ago.
(Meanwhile at the Toad Town Insurance Center.)
E-Guy(angrily):WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO LINE C?! I went there before a they told me to come back here.
A Toad whose name tag says "Joe": Listen, It's not my fault a "meteor" destroyed your car during a "traffic jam".
DS Guy: This is why I don't want to come here, these insurance employees are always jerks. I'm leaving.
E-Guy: YOU STAY! I TAKE CARE OF THIS!
DS Huy(mumbling): It's just a car.
(Back at the studio.)
Shy Gal: Popple, since you're done putting the chairs back in place, you get to interview (reading the clipboard) "Princess Rosalina".
Popple: Forget it! I ain't doin' it!
Shy Gal: Then I'll tell my father that you injured me.
Popple: He won't believe a word out of you.
Shy Gal(putting ketchup all over herself): Oh yes he will! (scared) "Oh daddy, he wouldn't do the interview for you. When I ask him, he...he...he...wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" And you know what happens next? BAM! You're dog food.
(A Shy Guy came in with bruises.)
Shy Guy: She's not kidding.
Popple: *gulp* Okay, I will. Today we are interviewing Princess Rosalina, who is from the recently released game "Super Mario Galaxy".
(Princess Rosalina came into the studio.)
Rosalina: Hello, I am glad to be here.
Popple: I'm not.
Mario: Uhh..CHEESE!
Popple: Right. Anyway, what do you do most of the time?
Rosalina: I look after the Luma in the Comet Observatory as if they are my own children.
Popple: What can your valuable, expensive, wand do?
Rosalina: It can manipulate gravity, create wormholes, and it can double as a net, so I also collect star bits.
Popple: GIVE ME THAT-
Shy Gal:*ahem*
Popple turned around to see Shy Gal press a number on her cellphone. (6??-????)
Shy Gal: Everytime you misbehave, I press a number in my dad's phone number.
Shy Guy: Don't make her do it. Bad things happen when she calls her dad.
Popple: What I meant was, that star wand is useful, does it help you float.
Rosalina: It can, but I can levitate a few feet off the ground without it.
Popple was ready to snatch it until Shy Gal dialed another number on her cellphone. (63?-????)
Popple: *gulp* Never mind.
Shy Guy: May Dad have mercy on his soul.
(Meanwhile at the Toad Town Insurance Center.)
E-Guy: Listen, I just wnat to know if I am covered for "Heavenly Body Collision"
Joe: You are covered for it.
E-Guy: Yes!
Joe: I'll work it out after my lunch break.
E-Guy: @#$#@#$@##$%!@#!
(Back at the studio.)
Shy Gal dialed another number on her cellphone. (637-????)
Shy Gal: Don't try to snatch that cellphone from me again, got it.
Popple: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
Policeman: Would you like your list in chronological or in alphabetical order?
Popple(sarcastically): Very funny! (normal voice) Of all of the places in the Comet Observatory, which is your favorite?
Rosalina: I would say the library.
Mario and Roy: Never heard of this "li-brar-y"!
(They were both crushed by Thwomps. We turn to see Shy Gal with the remote.)
Shy Gal: You don't think DS Guy is the only one who can use this, did ya'?
Rosalina: The library is full of information on subjects like science, fiction, foreign language...
Popple: BORING!
Shy Gal dialed another number on her cellphone. (637-4???)
Shy Gal: That was a rude thing to say.
Popple: Sorry. *Jerk*
She dailed another number. (637-40??)
Shy Gal: I heard that.
(Meanwhile at the Toad Town Insurance Center)
DS Guy: Are you done yet?
E-Guy: Almost. So, am I good to go?
(Joe gave him a check.)
Joe: Yes you are. Have a nice day.
E-Guy: Wow, 375,000 coins. Now I can fix my car. You can go now DS Guy.
DS Guy: Thank you.
(Back at the Studio.)
Popple: Alright, it is time to end the interview, so I like to say-
Shy Gal dialed another number on her cellphone. (637-402?)
Shy Gal: You are on thin ice Popple. If you misbehave one more time, I will call my father and he will-
Shy Guy(covering his ears): Lalalalalalalalala! I can't here you, I'm not listening. Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Popple: It is time for Audience Questions. Seat 81.
Larry: What is your favorite planetiod in Super Mario Galaxy?
Rosalina: It is the first one Mario ends up on in the beginning of the game. I visit it once every 100 years.
Popple: Seat 102.
Lakitu: By that last statement you just made, how old are you?
Rosalina: I will be 1,000 years old this December.
Audience: Whoa!
Popple: Seat MUSICALBLOCK.
Toadofsky: Why do you look almost like Princess Toadstool?
Rosalina: It must be a coincidence. Either that or we follow the same beauty style.
Popple: That is it! It is time to snatch your cellphone Shy Gal. I had wasted enough time here.
(He leaped into action and was heading staight towards Shy Gal. But before he can touch her, Rosalina stopped him dead in his tracks with her Star Wand.)
Rosalina: Do what you need to do.
Shy Gal: Okay.
She pressed the final button on her cellphone number. (637-4029)
Shy Gal(scared): Oh daddy, I asked Popple to do the interview for DS Guy. When I ask him, he...he...he...wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(She hung up her cellphone. There was some rumbling and then a huge tank crashed through the wall. General Guy poked his head out and saw Shy Gal all covered up in ketchup.)
General Guy(enraged): WHO HARMED MY DAUGHTER?
(The Audience pointed their fingers at Popple.)
Shy Guy: Oh, you are in the dog house. See ya', wouldn't want to be ya'.
(The Shy Guy left the studio.)
General Guy: Prepare to be punished like you have never been punsihed before!
(General Guy pressed a button and a lot of cannons came out. He pressed the button "Fire")
(-The next 30 minutes will be censored due to all of the violence.-)
(We now see the whole studio in a wreck with Popple in pain.)
General Guy: Do that again and you will be sorry.
(General Guy left and DS Guy entered the Studio at the same time.)
DS Guy: MY STUDIO, THAT'S IT POPPLE, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!
(DS Guy started to glow and multiplied into every Shy Guy form ever know and aimed their attacks at Popple.)
Popple: End Transmission.
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