All was fine in Mushroom Kingdom like always, and we see Toad cleaning up the floors while listening to Banjo-Tooie music.
Toad: I have a crazy vibe that Toadsworth is going to come in and make me do some stupid task.
Toadsworth: That vibe is right, Toad.
Toad: *groan* I was hoping the vibe was off...
Toadsworth: Now, I do have a task for you as well, and I plan on coming with you.
Toad: Let me guess, Peach has been captured by Bowser once again?
Toadsworth: Right on spot, Toad!
Toad: What?! You got to be kitten me! I was joking, I went to Bowser's Castle awhile ago to get Peach, and she wasn't there!
Toadsworth: Did you just say... "kitten"?
Toad: Yes.
Toadsworth: What is that, what all the hip Toads are doing now?
Toad: No, I just like using the phrase.
Toadsworth: Oh, well I just never heard of it being used before.
Toad: Do you like it?
Toadsworth: Yes, it sounds fresh.
Toad: So, give me the whole situation here of our task.
Toadsworth: Go over to Bowser's Castle, save Peach.
Toad: Mario is on a vacation, I assume, once again?
Toadsworth: I don't think so, I'm pretty sure he's sleeping.
Toad: What? He's supposed to be the hero!
Toadsworth: What are we supposed to do, Toad? Wake him up?
Toad: Yes!
Toadsworth: Well, that would be rude, don't you think?
Toad: Uh...
Toadsworth: Plus, what is that music you're listening to?
Toad: Banjo-Tooie, an old classic game. If you don't have the Banjo-Kazooie series, get it, get it now.
Toadsworth: It is quite good music, it makes me want to dance!
CRACK
Toadsworth: My back... uh...
Toad: Are you ok?
Toadsworth: I should be fine, but I think I won't be able to come with you, Toad.
Toad: I don't mind, I'm not in the mood of getting dressed up as Luigi and being beaten up today anyway.
Toadsworth: Well... just don't stand there, get going!
Toad: Gee, pushy.
So Toad went off and trailed over to Bowser's Castle, but then bumped into a strange character...
Toad: Woah, who are you?
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: Me? I'm an Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother.
Toad: Gee, last time I saw you guys was Super Mario World.
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: Hey, just because my kind is only in a game or two, it doesn't mean we’re not popular.
Toad: I'm pretty sure everyone’s forgotten you guys.
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: What? We’re the most popular enemy ever.
Toad: No, you're not.
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: Seriously? That makes me want to throw hammers!
Toad: Woah, woah, no need to throw hammers.
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: All right, I'll calm down a bit.
Toad: Are you going to attack me?
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: I don't know why I would do that, unless you made me angry, then I would start throwing hammers.
Toad: So, you're not working for Bowser?
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: No, I'm not. In fact, I hate him. Just thinking about it makes me want to throw some hammers around.
Toad: *Phew!* I thought I was going to get beat up again.
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: You know what, I like you.
Toad: Huh, well, do you have a shorter name for yourself? Saying Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother will get tiring after awhile.
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother: My name is actually, Pete.
Toad: All right, so what did Bowser do to make you hate him?
Pete: Well, it's like this... I was flying around, and Bowser had his Clown Copter and...
Flashback
CRASH
Pete: Oh, this is just nice!
Bowser: Woah, I am so sorry.
Pete: Oh, I can't believe this just happened!
Bowser: I'm so sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going.
Pete: Weren't watching? Buddy, I don't know if you realize this, but you're driving a COPTER around!
Bowser: I didn't mean to.
Pete: Ah! I'm throwing hammers!
Bowser: Woah, woah, it's all right, it can buff out.
Pete: Ah! All right, but I'll be sending you the charges.
Bowser: Just send them to Lemmy.
Pete: All right then!
End of Flashback
Pete: He didn't even pay for the charges! I threw hammers like crazy when he didn't pay for it!
Toad: Well, maybe you would like some revenge...?
Pete: Yes, I'm listening.
Toad: I have to go over to Bowser's Castle and save the princess.
Pete: Maybe this will be my chance to throw some hammers around.
Toad: Yes, this is your chance.
Pete: All right then, I'll come with you.
Toad: Great.
Pete and Toad make it to the entrance of Bowser's Castle...
Dry Bones: Look, it's Toad and a Flyin' Hammer Brother.
Pete: That's an Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother to you.
Hammer Bro: Whatever, you're still just a Flyin' Hammer Brother.
Pete: No, I'm Amazing... Flyin' Hammer Brother.
Dry Bones: What do you guys want?
Toad: We want to enter the castle.
Hammer Bro: How about, no?
Pete: Look, if you don't let us through, I'm going throw some hammers around.
Dry Bones: How fast do you throw these hammers?
Pete: So fast, I'm unpredictable.
Dry Bones: He'll crush my bones...
Hammer Bro: Hey, I’ve got hammers as well.
Pete: Do you?
Hammer Bro: Yeah.
Pete: Do you have an unlimited supply of hammers?
Hammer Bro: Well... no.
Pete: That's what I thought; I do. Now, do you want me to throw some hammers!
Hammer Bro: No! Go right in!
Pete: That's more like it.
So Toad and Pete enter Bowser's Castle
Bowser: Woah, what do you guys want?
Pete: I'm a bit angry, which makes me want to throw hammers, but you dented my Amazing Flyin' Vehicle, and I'm a bit mad!
Bowser: I said I was sorry.
Pete: You didn't even pay for the charges. That's it, I'm throwing hammers!
Bowser: Take it easy, let’s discuss things here.
After awhile of settling in...
Toad: What we want is, Peach.
Pete: I also want to throw some hammers.
Bowser: Look, I thought we agreed we wouldn't throw hammers!
Pete: You agreed, I didn't.
Toad: He’s got you there.
Bowser: Shut up.
Toad: I thought this was a professional discussion.
Bowser: I lied.
Pete: Look, just give us the princess and maybe I won't throw any hammers around!
Bowser: How many hammers do you have?
Pete: I've got an unlimited supply of hammers.
Bowser: Well, how do you decide on how many hammers you should throw?
Pete: Depends how angry I am; I could throw 8 or 12, maybe even 70.
Bowser: Do these hammers hurt?
Pete: They’re not wooden hammer. They hurt.
Bowser: Well then, how come Mario is never here anymore?
Toad: Mario is sleeping in.
Bowser: Oh, we’d better not wake him then. That would be rude.
Toad: He's a hero, he has a job to do!
Bowser: But he's sleeping...
Pete: Maybe if I threw some hammers, he would wake up.
Toad: Perhaps.
Bowser: Look, just take Peach. I'm not in the mood for my castle to be destroyed by hammers, after it got blown up the last time you guys visited.
Pete: You're making the right choice.
Bowser gives Peach to Toad.
Bowser: Now get going.
Toad, Peach, and Pete are about to leave, until...
Pete: Will you pay for the charges?
Bowser: Maybe.
Pete: Argh! I'm throwing hammers!
Bowser: No!
Pete: I'm thinking 12!
Bowser: Oh-
Pete starts throwing dozens of hammers around.
Pete: Ah!
Bowser gets knocked out by some of the hammers.
Pete: My revenge is complete.
Toad: Can we leave now?
Pete: Yes, we can. It was nice to throw some hammers around.
Peach: Who is this guy?
Toad: Pete, he likes to throw hammers.
Pete: Hammers!
Peach: What kind are you?
Pete: I'm an Amazing Flyin' Hammer Brother.
Peach: Stupid name.
Pete: Stupid? I'm throwing hammers!
Toad: Ugh...
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