Lemmy: What?! You are doing those cheesy intros?! If I let you keep on going, you will sound like Morton!

NSMBWII: Shut up, fool!

Lemmy: -_-

Narrator: Ahem, where was I? Oh yes! A plumber named Ma-

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

NSMBWII: #*^&*^#!

Lemmy: You idiot! Kids are reading this!

Narrator: Oooookay, a plumber named Mario has recently come back from the store, with multiple bags in his hand. He approaches his younger brother named Lu-

Morton: WEDDING CAKE! WEDDING CAKE! WEDDING C...

NSMBWII: Lemmy? Why is he here?

Lemmy: Ehhhh... I was just bored.

NSMBWII: *^%#*!

Narrator: *^%#*!

Toad: *^%#*!

Lemmy: Awkward.

Mario has just approachd his younger sibling named Luigi.

Mario: That cheese was good! ^.^

Luigi: But you were supposed to get rat poison.

Mario: O_o

Mario's head explodes for no reason, but instantly grows back.

Mario: I’m-a Mario!

Meanwhile in Dark Land…

Bowser: Kids!

Larry: Yes King Dad?

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Everyone in the Universe : -_-

Lemmy: Is that going to be a recurring gag?

NSMBWII: Maaaaybe?

Wendy: Shut up or I will scream!

Roy: Shut up or I will clobber you!

Ludwig: Be quiet or I will send my latest creation on you... THE MECHKOOP 5000!

A nearby wall is smashed by a robot.

Mechkoop 5000: I LIKE PONIES!

NSMBWII: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Anything but that!

Ludwig: My machine?

NSMBWII: No, it was the ponies.

Pony: Tickle my tummy or face dire consequences!

Ludwig: O_o

Bowser: I want you all other than the weird guy...

NSMBWII: What?! I am not weird! I'm... OH MY DAD! Spongebob is on!

NSMBWII then runs through multiple walls and rams many nearby guards on the way.

Bowser: I want you all to takeover a land in the Mushroom Kingdom. You must take the wand that each of the kings has. You will be equipped with a doomship, twelve percent of the Koopa Troop, and your own possessions. The lands that can be taken over are: Grass Land, Desert Land, Water Land, Giant Land, Sky Land, Ice Land, and Pipe Land.

All the Koopalings pick a land of their choice except...

Ludwig: I do not want to go, I wish to stay here and work on my inventions.

Bowser: I will give you this chocolate bar if you go.

Ludwig: Milk chocolate or dark?

Bowser: Milk.

Ludwig instantly grabs the chocolate bar and goes into a corner. He starts making monstrous sounds.

Roy: ... Ludwig?

Ludwig turns around and is foaming in the mouth. His eyes are bulging and he is twitching like mad.

Ludwig: STAY AWAY FROM MA CHOCALATE!

Ludwig then slams into Roy and then beats the pudding out of him.

Roy: Owww...

Remaining Koopalings: O_o

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom…

The screen shows NSMBWII playing with some dolls, an inflatable dinosaur, and a strip of bacon.

NSMBWII: ...then the dollies pull out swords and the legendary strip of bacon. Then they KILL THE INFLATABLE DINO-THING!

Mr. Patch: Noooooooooo!!! Not the bacon!

Narrator: Whoops, wrong scene.

The screen then shows the Mario Brothers’ house as Toad is knocking on the door.

Toad: LET ME IN, YOU MORONS!!!

Mario is dancing like an idiot (wait, he already is) while listening to Scatman. Luigi opens the door to let Toad in.

Toad: The princess wants to talk to you all.

Luigi: If it is about Geico Insurance, then no.

Toad: It really is important, so you two should come over to the princess' castle.

Luigi: Good, hold on a moment. MARIO! Come here for a moment!

Mario: I am a Scatman! Ski Ba Doop Bop Da Ba Doop!

Luigi: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario: Yes? OMD! You stole ma pudding!

Toad: What?

Mario then pulls out a plate from the kitchen and smashes Toad's head, killing him in the process.

Luigi: What did you do that for?

Mario: Woohoo! I got it!

Luigi: -_-

Our heroes then journey off to Princess Peach's Castle. They finally reach the castle in about 13.56 seconds.

Princess Peach: You are late! You must be punished! Five minutes in the Hillbilly Pit should do it.

The screen then shows a hole nearby the castle with multiple hillbilly noises coming out of it.

Luigi: But didn't you want to talk about something?

Peach: Oh yeah, Bowser took over the lands nearby the Mushroom Kingdom. I need two losers to get them back or else.

Luigi: Or else what?

Peach: Five weeks in the Hillbilly Pit!

Luigi: Meep.

Mario: Beef Jerky!

Peach: I am a little creeped out that Mario did not say "CHEESE" in this entire chapter.

Toad: It's a new record!

Luigi: Didn't you die earlier?

Toad: Oh yeah.

NSMBWII then appears for no reason and starts crushing him with a mallet. Then he implodes for no reason.

Luigi: Okay, where do we go first?

Mario: Wait a minute, I did say cheese. It was before the scene where my head exploded, and then it showed Bowser and his kids making their plan, and then Toad appeared, and I killed him with my "I LOVE CHEESE" dinner plate, and then Peach threatened you with five minutes in the Hillbilly Pit, and then...

Mario's head then blows up and grow back.

Mario: PARMESAN!

Luigi: O_o

Peach: Oh yeah, the nearest land is Grass Land, in case you were wondering. Now excuse me as I throw Toadsworth in the Hillbilly Pit.

Toadsworth: Oh NOES!

Toadsworth then has a heart attack.

Luigi: C’mon Mario, let's go get Bowser's kids.

Mario: MEAT!

Gasp! What will happen next? Why does Mario listen to Scatman? Why did he kill Toad? Will he ever get his "I LOVE CHEESE" dinner plate back? Will he ever show a sign of intelligence again? Why am I asking all these questions? I do not know! I was hoping you knew. How did Toad come to life again? Where did Peach get a Hillbilly Pit? Why does the Mechkoop 5000 like ponies? Why am I asking questions like in P.T's FFs? Why did the pony demand a belly rub? Why did Ludwig maul Roy? What does "O_o" even mean? Why did NSMBWII play with dolls?