Super Troopa: Hello, and welcome back to Stuper Mario Misadventures!
Goombie: Wait, we’re continuing the series?
Super Troopa: That’s right! Lemmy said that I can continue the series if I shut up and stop asking him for cookies! Well he didn’t say anything about candy... So we’re releasing a brand new season two! Hopefully this time we’ll do a little more than five episodes before we get canceled again or run out of ideas.
Goombie: We never got canceled. You chose to end the series.
Super Troopa: Quiet, you! Anyway, we might even be releasing a movie sometime. Anyway, roll Scribble!
At Mario and Luigi’s house…
Luigi is shown reading a book.
Luigi: Aah. Finally, I have a quiet day with no Mario or anything to bother me… (silently) Three… Two… One…
Mario comes down, playing a bunch of loud instruments.
Luigi: AAH! Mario! What is wrong with you?!
Mario: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Luigi: It’s December!
Mario: (in an Irish accent) Do not question the luck of the Irish!
Luigi: We are not Irish, we’re Italian!
Mario: (still in an Irish accent) Okay then, Leprechaun Luigi!
Luigi: What? Oh no you don-
Mario puts a leprechaun costume on Luigi.
Luigi: AAH! Listen! Just go outside and play while I get this costume off and- *sniff, sniff* Do I smell gum?
Mario: (back to his normal accent) Yeah, I used it to stick together the loose ends.
Luigi: Yuck! Just leave!
Mario: Okay!
He goes outside the house and comes back in.
Mario: It’s raining.
Luigi: Take an umbrella.
He takes one, then leaves.
Mario: Well this day stinks! Stuck outside in the rain with nothing to do.
He somehow stands perfectly still for a few hours and then the rain clears up.
Mario: Ah, there we go. Well, I guess I’ll just go and annoy Luigi again.
He is about to walk into the house but sees a rainbow.
Mario: Wow… Such a beautiful sight. I wonder if there really is a pot of gold there. Well I will find out!
He travels to the end of the rainbow and finds a leprechaun and a pot of gold.
Leprechaun: Hey there! You be taking me pot o’ gold? Well, help yourself.
Mario: Wow, you seem awfully calm in giving up your gold.
Leprechaun: Well, I’m just an elf who has nothing to do with it and can’t even put his face in civilization for more than a minute! In fact, most people run away when they see me? Why, I ask you? WHY?!
Mario: …
Leprechaun: Sorry about that.
Mario: It’s okay. Hey, if a pot of gold is on this side of the rainbow, then what’s on the other side?
Leprechaun: Um… I dunno. Check for yourself.
Mario: Aw, but it looks far away.
Leprechaun: It’s across the block.
Later…
Mario is dragging himself across a desert.
Mario: Wow… Who… would’ve… known… that there was… a desert… just across the block. *pant, pant* Wait a second. I see it! The other end of the rainbow.
He looks closer.
Mario: It’s a Coke machine. Yay!
He runs there as fast as he can.
Mario: Dang it! It was a mirage! It’s Diet! Oh, I’m going to die out here! That does it… My life is over.
He falls to the ground.
Mario: … Hey, what’s that?
He spots a four-leaf clover and picks it up.
Mario: Nice! Now to get out of the desert.
The sand explodes below him and launches him to his front door, and he enters the house.
Mario: Ladadeedoodadededumdum.
Luigi: What are you so happy about?
Mario: Guess what I found?
Luigi: Did you get it from the garbage?
Mario: Nope.
Luigi: The street?
Mario: Nuh-uh.
Luigi: My room?
Mario: No, but I found a bunch of other cool stuff there.
Luigi: All right, let me see it.
Mario: Here you go.
He shows him the four-leaf clover.
Luigi: Wow Mario, that’s good luck. Does it work?
Mario: Let me check.
He enters the kitchen and comes back with an open jar of mayo.
Mario: Oh my gosh, it works!
Luigi: Wow! You think that’ll help if Bowser kidnaps-
Toad rushes into the room.
Toad: Peach! She’s been kidnapped!
Mario: No problemo! Watch.
An anchor crashes through the house and Mario grabs onto it as it gets pulled up, and he ends up on the doomship.
Luigi: I’m not cleaning that!
Mario: Yes you are!
Mario walks up to the control center.
Ludwig: *gasp* It’s Mario! Red alert!
Ludwig gets knocked off the doomship by something.
Mario: It’s super effective!
Bowser comes down from the sky.
Bowser: You!
Mario: How did you get here?
Bowser: Well… I don’t really know, but whatever. That does it, Mario! This time, I’m flushing a plumber down the drain.
As he says that, Mario is mimicking his mouth movements.
Bowser: Hey! Send in the Magikoopas!
A circle of Magikoopas surround Mario. They charge up a shot, but since their glasses all look the same, they’re all wearing the wrong ones so they all miss Mario and kill each other.
Bowser: DAD our minions stink. Send in the Boomerang Brothers.
A bunch of Boomerang Brothers come by and throw boomerangs. But Mario sidesteps and the boomerangs come back and knock them out.
Bowser: Um… Hammer Brothers?
Every Hammer Brother throws their hammer at Mario, but when they hit him the Hammer Brothers die instead.
Bowser: Wait, hold on, that doesn’t make any sense.
Mario: I was wearing Bump Attack.
Bower: Dang it!
He starts stomping his feet, which causes the doomship to crash right next to Peach’s castle. Peach falls down on the floor right next to her bed.
Peach: Ow! Just missed it!
Mario falls on her.
Mario: Ah, that was fun. Good thing there was this soft, pink thing to break my fall.
Peach: Uuuuurgh…
Mario: Peach?
He gets up and looks at her.
Mario: Whoops, sorry… Hey, you okay? Come on.
He starts lightly kicking her.
Mario: Wake up, sleepy head.
…
Mario: Um… Okay. See ya later.
Meanwhile, Bowser’s doomship comes crashing through the roof of Mario’s house.
Luigi: Oh come on! I just cleaned up.
Mario walks in.
Mario: Hey, I told you to clean this mess up!
Luigi: I just did until you made this thing crash down.
Mario: Well what are you waiting for? Clean it up.
Luigi: Why don’t you clean it this time? Then you’ll know what I’m always doing while you’re jumping on fungus all day!
Mario: Who cares? I have the clover. I don’t need to do anything. Success just falls into my lap!
Luigi: You do know that thing’s controlling your whole life, don’t you?
Mario: Let the clover answer that.
Luigi gets struck by lightning.
Mario: That’s what I thought.
He heads upstairs. Wait, they don’t have an upstairs. Well let’s just say he goes in his room. Either way, Bowser wakes up.
Bowser: What happened?
Luigi: Mario’s becoming a jerk, that’s what’s happening.
Bowser: Tell me about it! But what do we do?
Luigi: We have to team up to steal his clover.
Bowser: Okay, it sounds like a deal!
Mario walks out of his room.
Mario: Hey Luigi. Hey Bowser. I’m going out to do something for a few hours so it would be really convenient if someone were to plot a plan while I’m gone, so- HEY, WAIT A SECOND!!! Bowser?! Are you coming to your hundredth defeat party?
Bowser: Boy, am I!
Mario: Okay, that makes fifteen. We may need another cake. Well, bye guys!
Luigi: Let’s discuss this somewhere else.
In Luigi’s diary room…
Bowser: So we need a plan.
Luigi: You know, we could just take it while he’s sleeping.
Bowser: Hmm… I like the way you think, but how are we going to make it past all those sumo wrestlers handing out bean burritos?
Luigi: You know what? I think I should probably be in charge here.
Later that night…
Mario is sleeping while Luigi is taking the clover out of his hands.
Luigi: Easy… Steady…
He takes it.
Luigi: Yes!
Mario: Huh? What? Luigi! Oh thank DAD you’re here. I keep waking up because I snore too loud, I even tried moving to a different room but that didn’t work! Hey, is that my clover?
Luigi: Um… No?
Mario: …
Luigi: …
Mario: Well okay then. You have fun. Hey, is that my clover?
Luigi: Didn’t you just ask me that?
Mario: No. Hey, is that my clover?
Luigi: You know what? I’m only taking this away because you’ve been acting like a jerk and we need some kind of conflict or this Scribble will be boring!
Mario: But how did you get past my sumo wrestlers handing out bean burritos?
Luigi: I used my common sense to find out they don’t exist! That’s why Bowser is still having trouble.
Bowser is seen fighting the air.
Bowser: Get away from me! I’m sorry!
Luigi: Anyway, it’s over!
He runs away.
Mario: I’m not going down without a fight!
He chases after him!
Mario: Stop!!!
He chases Luigi all across town.
Luigi: I’m sorry but I have to do this!
Mario: Can I at least have a refund?
Luigi: You found this on the ground!
Mario: That’s my point exactly!
Luigi: What?!
Mario: But it’s not your fault she died!
Luigi: …
They keep chasing each other through a black cat shop. During the chase Mario runs under a bunch of ladders and accidentally breaks a mirror.
Mario: AAAAH! See. I need my clover to live! I must undo this bad luck!
He runs faster until they eventually stop at a cliff.
Mario: Finally! I’ve got you just where I want you! Hey, is that my clover?
Luigi: Once again, sorry, but this must be done!
He throws it off the cliff.
Mario: NO!!!
He does a bunch of kung-fu moves to catch it.
Mario: Hah! Mario one, you zero!
Luigi: Not so fast.
The clover withers up.
Mario: What? What’s happening?
He starts going crazy and freaking out but then returns to normal.
Luigi: See, you had so much bad luck it cancelled out the good luck of the clover!
Mario: Wait. What just happened?
Luigi: You let it all get to your head. Now hopefully you’ve learned a valuable lesson, that if you have a blessing or convenience, it still won’t prevent you from having to work just as hard. Because only in the dictionary does success come before work.
Mario: Woah woah woah! Watch the morals, there are kiddies reading this!
Luigi: Let’s just go back.
Voice: STOP!!! That clover belongs to me!
A mysterious figure falls out of the sky. That figure reveals itself to be… THE MONOPOLY GUY?!
Luigi: What the Underwhere?!
Monopoly Guy: Yes, that’s right. The clover is actually… a Monopoly seed!!!
*dramatic music*
Luigi: … But… it’s wilted.
Monopoly Guy: What? Really?
Luigi: Yeah.
Monopoly Guy: It’s not wilted. Watch.
He plants it.
…
Luigi: Face it. It’s gone.
Monopoly Guy: Wait for it.
Luigi: Yeah… We’re leaving.
Mario: See ya, stupid.
Monopoly Guy: No please, just wait! It’ll grow! I promise! Ugh. This whole thing is ridiculous.
Bowser passes by, tied up and being carried by the air.
Bowser: You’re telling me.
Super Troopa: Well, that’s it! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Goombie: It’s Christmas time.
Super Troopa: Nobody asked you! Well, see ya, weirdoes!
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