It was a perfect day on Yoshi’s Island as the dinosaur whom it seems that everyone likes except for us, Yoshi, woke up.
Yoshi: Good day… What should Yoshi do today?
Yoshi knew that those Mushroomers loved him to death because of his natural cuteness, so he could ask anything in the entire universe of them (except for one thing perhaps…). However, there was so much to do… Then, Yoshi came up with an idea.
Yoshi: Yoshi see if something already go on! … Koopa, could you bring newspaper up here, please?
In approximately 1 minute, Yoshi’s door was opened by a Koopa. Not just ANY Koopa, though, he was THE Koopa (Troopa, although, since he isn’t in the Koopa Army, he should just be Koopa). You know, the one from MK, MP, and MT?
Koopa (Troopa): Here’s the paper, mate.
Yoshi: Good. Yoshi and Koopa (Troopa) check it out.
In the paper, Yoshi and Koopa (Troopa) find an ad for a tennis tournament for 16. So far, 14 have registered:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Toad
Toadette
Wario
Waluigi
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Bowser
Bowser Jr.
R.O.B.
Mr. Game & Watch
Yoshi: Holy mackerel! We need to get there QUICK, Koopa (Troopa, though this is the last time I’ll say it)!
Koopa: Right behind ya, mate!
The duo quickly go into the pipe to “Yoshi’s House” (although the place they lived was Yoshi’s Mansion, they just did this so they wouldn’t look bad) and then to Toad Town.
Yoshi: Yoshi and Koopa come to apply for tournament’s last spots.
Nastasia (she’s managing the players and stuff like that): K, some guys called ShruggerShroob and Plazmakidz registered two seconds ago, so you can’t enter.
Luigi: Phew, I’m glad we signed up for the tennis tournament when we did. Look what’s on the TV!
Toad goes over to the TV and reads the headline.
Toad: “Two players have been kicked out of the tennis tournament in Toad Town for unknown reasons. However, we do know that two other players have entered the tournament. Their names are Yoshi and Koopa.”
Luigi: Wonder who it is. Hope it’s Shrugger Shroob and Plazmakidz; they’re so crazy for fame that they put themselves in the tournament IN THEIR OWN SCRIBBLE!
Toad: But they like us!
Luigi: Oh.
Nastasia comes in.
Nastasia: K, you guys have been dismissed from the tournament.
Luigi: But… But… But…
Nastasia: K, Luigi, one more but and you’ll be kicked out of the hotel.
Luigi: *mumbles* Ok.
Toad: Anyway…Why have we been kicked out of the tournament?
Nastasia: K,‘CAUSE I SAID SO and Peach told me to.
Luigi: Well fine, we’ll just find something else to do on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday(the days of the tournament, just so you know).
Toad: (whispering to Luigi) No we won’t.
Nastasia: … You know, I have nothing to do, and things will get nasty if you open the door, so guess what? I’m gonna kick you out anyways.
Nastasia literally kicks Luigi and Toad out of the hotel. They land in the Mushroom Catapult, which launches the duo out of the atmosphere.
Luigi and Toad: Ahhhhhhhh… *twink*
Nastasia: *opens door* K, you guys can come in now.
Yoshi and Koopa come into the room.
Koopa: That just sounded like Luigi and Toad being shot out of the atmosphere, mate.
Nastasia: Ummm… That is what happened, how’d you know?
Koopa: Well you know, psychic abilities and all that, mate.
Nastasia: No really, how?
Koopa: Just guessed, mate.
Yoshi: Well we’d better get going if we’re going to get the stuff for the tennis tournament.
Koopa: Yeah, let’s go. Bye mate!
Nastasia: Uhhh… Bye?
Meanwhile, somewhere in Bowser’s Castle…
Shrugger Shroob: I CAN’T BELIEVE WE TOOK BOWSER’S CASTLE FROM BOWSER.
Plazmakidz: Yeah, we are SO much better that Mario, he could barely defeat Bowser!
Shrugger Shroob: … ACTUALLY, I THINK WE JUST TRADED SHWONK FORTRESS FOR ONE WEEK WITH THE CASTLE.
Suddenly, Luigi and Toad speed into a wall of the Observatory!
Luigi and Toad: Ajkfsdjkfjksdadfsfsdasdfsd…
Rosalina: What in… space are you two doing here?!
Toad: Long story. Listen, can you get us back to Plit?
Rosalina: Certainly.
Rosalina stuffs the duo in a Launch Star and sends them back to Plit.
Half an hour later…
Toad and Luigi: aaaaaaahhhhhhhh- *thud*
Toad: (dizzy) Whe…whe…where are we?
Luigi: I...I...I... don…don...don’t know…
The duo look up and see they are in front of E. Gadd’s laboratory
Luigi: Oh… We’re here…
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