Paper Mario Characters, reported by Smash

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Jr. Troopa: This guy just shows what you can do if you try. Though he starts out incredibly weak, he is a force to be reckoned with by the end of the game. But I don't care what you say, he's still incredibly annoying.

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Red and Blue Goombas: Goombas with 5 and 4 more HP than a normal Goomba, yet with the same attack power. Odd.

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Red and Blue Goombas: Goombas with 5 and 4 more HP than a normal Goomba, yet with the same attack power. Odd.

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Goomba King: This huge Goomba with no fashion sense (Red and white pants? Please!) was once a tiny Goomba with a talent for begging. But when Bowser got the Star Rod he turned the whiner into a huge and dumb Goomba with... prepare for a surprise here... the same attack power as a normal Goomba! Everyone cheer now. The only thing going in his favor is that Mario doesn't have the action command yet and he has five turns to do one point of damage until Mario slaughters him.

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Master: Purely an optional battle to test your strength. The Degree doesn't even do anything. Though I recommend you try just for that cool boss music.

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Magikoopa: Is supposedly Kamek, but this guy's way too weak to be such a powerful magic user. I maintain that he threw the battle. He is, after all, a rebel leader.

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Magikoopa: Is supposedly Kamek, but this guy's way too weak to be such a powerful magic user. I maintain that he threw the battle. He is, after all, a rebel leader.

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Koopa Bros.: These four Ninja Turtle ripoffs were assigned to guard the Spirit Eldstar. Trained by the gigantic Kent C. Koopa, they quickly became rejects in Koopa Village and joined Bowser's armies. After watching a little too much TV, they became coolness obsessed. Though hilariously weak alone, or even in their ugly Bowser costume, their tower attack can be quite painful.

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Buzzar: A female buzzard that, for some reason, has decided to become a bounty hunter. Unfortunately, she's been too busy sitting on eggs and chasing Han Solo to even know what Mario looks like.

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Tutankoopa: A Magikoopa that has a pharaoh complex. As any Chomp will tell you, he's a harsh taskmaster. His only attacks are three Buzzy Beetle shells and a spell that will summon a gigantic Chomp that will shake the room and, just as likely as not, knock rocks onto Tutankoopa as likely as onto Mario and his companion. But I wish I could do that cool materializing thingy. Was assigned to guard the Star Spirit Mamar

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Chomp: A round black ball made completely of metal, a chain, and a mouth. I think I see Pac-Man's genetics here...

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Chomp: A round black ball made completely of metal, a chain, and a mouth. I think I see Pac-Man's genetics here...

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Tubba's Heart: Eww... freaky. So Tubba Blubba's invincible because he doesn't have a heart. Don't let Zydar hear that. Though that heart throb attack's powerful. Too bad he announces it to the world.

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Anti Guy: This Shy Guy in black is the second most powerful creature in the game. Or at least the one with the second highest attack. I wonder why he didn't try to lead the Shy Guys himself. Though he should really do something about that addiction to Lemon Candy.

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Big Lantern Ghost: He imprisoned Watt and tried to kill Mario. That's about it.

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General Guy: Was assigned to guard the Spirit Muskular. This big talking Shy Guy isn't as tough as he seems, if you know how to beat him, though if all his troops and his tank attacked together, it's be much harder. To reach his lofty position, he trained in dancing, acrobatics, setting himself on fire, etc. Too bad he doesn't use any of those tricks in the battle.

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Fuzzipede: Bait. This poor character has spent his life getting swallowed by fish. After you beat him up, he thanks you and runs off.

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Lava Piranha: When you play this battle, you may be thinking, 'Man, this is easy!' You get your Star Points and prepare to rescue Misstar. Then... AIEE! It's back! Though incredibly strong this time around, but has one glaring weakness. You should know. Though it could probably kill you just by that annoying Gollum-like speech. At least it has no "precious". I believe it prevented Mt. Lavalava from erupting and planned to kill Mario with the eruption if it was beaten.

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Kent C. Koopa: The guy who trained the Koopa Bros. Now he's running a toll booth. Beat 'im into the ground. He deserves it.

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Amazee Dayzee: Is only noted for the highest attack power in the game and the fact that it will give you 37 Star Points on Level 26. If only they didn't run away so much...

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Huff 'N Puff: Is Guarding the Star Klevar. A dumb name for an enemy, but a very powerful boss. Let's hope you took some time out of Flower Fields to get the Ultra Boots and the S. Jump Charge badge. We don't know much about him except that he's made of cotton candy and has a personal vendetta against the sun.

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Tuff Puff: These win the award for the most annoying enemies in the game after you figure out how to deal with Fuzzies. Ow, my fingers...

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Crystal King: Little is known about this headless creature except that he can break bits of himself off, took over the Crystal Palace, and is guarding the final Star Spirit, Kalmar.

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Crystal Bit: Wimps on their own, but deadly when shot you at velocities exceeding the speed of sound.

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Kammy: This Magikoopa Adept is actually Kamek's mother, though she doesn't like to admit it. (She's sensitive about her age.) Lost the final battle against Twink and Peach, but it was because most of her power was channeled through the machine powering Bowser and blocks were the strongest spell she could cast at the time. I say it's just a matter of time before she joins her son as a rebel.

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Bowser: The big bad guy of the story. Though reasonably easy in the first battle, (I'm not counting the Prologue) he gets much stronger in the climactic battle at the very end. Or should I say more annoying? Recovering 30 HP? Argh! Looks really, really, really, ugly in his Clown Copter and seems to lose over half his mass as well. I still don't understand how Peach's castle was okay after Bowser's castle exploded and it fell from the ionosphere.

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Eldstar: The (no duh) eldest current Star Spirit. The leader of the seven. Is planning to retire when Twink is ready to become a full Spirit.

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Mamar: The motherly figure of the group of seven. I would assume she is married (If that is the correct term) to Eldstar.

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Skolar: Next in line for leading Star Haven. Is always studying.

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Muskular: Yang to Skolar's Yin. Works out a lot and is more strength oriented. But how does he work out? ("Okay, now everyone, wiggle your tips!")

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Always studying. This young Spirit almost idolizes Skolar.

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Kalmar: The cool-headed one. Though he has a bit of a pessimistic outlook.

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Twink: Horribly weak at first, but if you wish for him, he can become nearly invincible. Is now the next in line to become a fully-fledged Star Spirit.

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