LOXO123 interviews DIMENTIO
 
By Loxo123
A camera moves into a room filled with an audience but no one else. All of a sudden...

*POOF*

Warpon: Voila! We are now in the Interview studio you requested, Mr. Loxo!

Loxo123 (a Duplighost): Good, now where is Dimentio? I sent him a letter saying to arrive here promptly at 7:30.

???: And I arrive! Like a sudden earthquake that shakes the Rock Head Mountains to rubble!

Dimentio suddenly appears!

Loxo123: You're late.Dimentio Don't blame me for receiving a late letter just 10 seconds ago!

Loxo123: WHAT?! TEN SECONDS AGO?!

Dimentio: Of course!

Loxo123: I'll handle that later. For now, we'll do this Interview.

Dimentio: Ahahaha...

Loxo123: First question. Why do you always make similes and metaphors?

Dimentio: Simple. I used to be a famous poet before I learned about the Dark Prognosticus. In fact, I wrote the famous poem Shadow of the Dimensions.

Loxo123: Were your dimensional powers present before you met Count Bleck?

Dimentio: Yes. I used them a lot to learn more about other dimensions when I was a poet.

Loxo123: Final question before the audience questions, what is your idea of a perfect dimension?

Dimentio: A dimension that is filled with war and destruction and magic!Loxo123: Ok... Seat 12!

Nastasia: How are you even alive? I saw you die with my own eyes, you should be dead, K?

Dimentio: Ahahahaha... I escaped my intended fate with a shadow of my power!

Loxo123: Seat 128!

O'Chunks: Who was this consort of yours you said you were off to meat back at the Land of Crag?

Dimentio: I used to also travel around dimensions, and one time I met a gullible Floro Sapien.

Loxo123: Final question, seat 48!

Mario: I hate you! CHEESE!

Loxo123: Not a question. So...

Mario: Blagadiblagadiblagadiblagadi!

Loxo123: TRUE final question, seat 64!

Luigi: How did you get those Floro Sprouts?

Dimentio: When my dear count unknowingly helped me rule the world I asked that gullible Floro Sapien to give me some Floro Sprouts.

Loxo123: Now...

Dimentio: BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiWHATWASTHATFOR?

Loxo123: Because you didn't make it to Season 10 of the Sports Hall. Now, End Transmission while I electrocute you 100 times.

Dimentio: Wha- Blagadiblagadiblagadiblagadi-
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