Pyro Guy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show. I didn't plan to do an Interview today, so the audience will decide who I interview.

Audience: Pokey! Pokey! Pokey!

Pyro Guy: Got it!

(He runs out towards Desert Land. A few hours later, he comes back and dumps Pokey's segments out of a potato sack. The audience has fallen asleep in his absence.)

Pyro Guy: So Pokey, you seem to be insanely popular. Why is that?

Pokey: Don't know.

Pyro Guy: Come on, I know that you know.

Pokey: Sympathy.

Pyro Guy: For what?

Pokey: Kamek.

Pyro Guy: Ah, you still talk, right? The almost mute thing in the Sports Hall is just a gig, isn’t it?

Pokey: No.

Pyro Guy: This Interview isn't going to be very informative, is it?

Pokey: No.

Pyro Guy: Speaking of the Sports Hall, how did you end up reffing?

Pokey: Popularity.

Pyro Guy: Do you enjoy it?

Pokey: Yes.

Pyro Guy: Do you also despise Kamek?

Pokey: No.

Pyro Guy: Why is it that he hates you?

Pokey: Jealous.

Pyro Guy: You've been seen to have the ability to call other Pokeys to battle. How do you do that?

Pokey: Most live underground.

Pyro Guy: But aren't you cacti?

Pokey: Only the flowers need light.

Pyro Guy: Is that one of the longest sentences you've ever said?

Pokey: Yes.

Pyro Guy: Do all of you not talk?

Pokey: Most.

Pyro Guy: Time for audience questions.

Pokey: Asleep.

Pyro Guy: Shouldn't they have awoken due to your popularity?

(Pokey somehow shrugs.)

Kamek: Hahaha! I have sabotaged your Interview with my slumber spell, Pokey!

Pyro Guy: Get out of my studio!

(Pyro Guy lights Kamek's hat on fire and he runs out screaming.)

Pyro Guy: Now where were we?

Pokey: Audience. Asleep.

Pyro Guy: Right. Not a problem.

(Pyro Guy runs into the audience.)

Sock Puppet of Wart: Do you have any unseen powers?

Pokey: I retain water.

Sock Puppet of Roy: Why do you have flowers on you head sometimes?

Pokey: Natural cactus flower.

Sock Puppet of Clawgrip: Are you related to Mummy Pokey?

Pokey: Very old ancestor.

Pyro Guy: Dang it! I'm out of socks. Well, see you next time. And boy do I need help with these Interviews. Maybe I should get a crew like other interviewers.....

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