Waluigi: WELCOME TO WALUIGI'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Lemmy: Another Interview with Waluigi?
Waluigi: You better believe it, lizard boy!
Lemmy: Well, let’s get this over with then.
Waluigi: Wait, the show needs some more Waluigi Time before the Interview even begins!
Lemmy: No, I don't think it does.
Waluigi: Everyone should start treating Waluigi more nicely, just wait until I'm the face of Nintendo!
Lemmy: You keep telling yourself that, Waluigi.
Waluigi: I will!
Wario: How about I help you interview to make this more interesting?
Waluigi: You can't.
Wario: Why?
Waluigi: The title says "Waluigi interviews Koopa Kid", if you join, those hard workers that put the letters up on the big sign will have to add your name, and do you want that?
Wario: Yeah.
Waluigi: Well... the answer is still no. Waluigi is going to do this solo!
Lemmy: Are you done with your stupid stuff yet?
Waluigi: I wanted to promote my new T-Shirt, and I had 10 minute parade about me all set-up, but I guess I'll just stop here.
Lemmy: Thank goodness.
Waluigi: Now who is this fellow that Waluigi is interviewing today?
Lemmy: Uh... really?
Waluigi: Yeah, I want to know.
Lemmy: Really? Really? You don't remember when you even read the title of the interview, really?
Waluigi: What are you talking about, just tell me who I'm interviewing!
Lemmy: Fine, you're interviewing Koopa Kid!
Waluigi: Wow, really?
Lemmy: Ugh, just get on with it!
Waluigi: All right, you should probably get a line in by now, Koopa Kid.
Koopa Kid: Okay.
Waluigi: So much for that, I guess I'll get right into the questions then, so-
(Just then some Toads come in playing trumpets and other Toads follow behind playing other instruments that all have the face of Waluigi on them.)
Waluigi: No, we’re not doing it anymore!
Toad: But-
Waluigi: No, just forget it, just get out of here!
Toad: Fine then.
(All the Toads leave.)
Waluigi: Now where was the wicked Waluigi at, I forgot.
Lemmy: Really?
Waluigi: Yes, and stop saying "really".
Koopa Kid: You're supposed to ask me a question!
Waluigi: Don't tell me what to do, I follow my own rules! So I'll ask a question! Is there just one original Koopa Kid and the rest are cloned, because who has a blue, red or green head? I'll tell you who does, losers!
Koopa Kid: Don't insult us!
Waluigi: I can insult you all I want, because I'm Waluigi!
Koopa Kid: To answer your question, no, we are not cloned. Most paint their heads so Mr. Bowser can tell the difference between us.
Waluigi: Who would paint their heads? I'll tell you who does, chumps!
Lemmy: That was the same insult you had before, but instead you said "chumps".
Waluigi: I wouldn't expect you to understand, Lemmy.
Wario: Get on with the Interview, your putting the audience to sleep! Actually, never mind, this gives me a chance to steal some money! Whahaha!
Waluigi: So, Koopa Boy! How come you're only in Mario Party games?
Koopa Kid: Mr. Bowser says his Koopalings don't really care for Mario Party games, so he picks us to help him there instead. Bowser. Jr usually aids him in other games.
Bowser: After all I do for my Koopalings and they don't want a game appearance!
Lemmy: Don't get us wrong, King Dad, we would totally want to join for a game appearance, but have you seen the recent Mario Party games? Not to mention you didn't ask us for the first three Mario Parties, and those were the best!
Bowser: Well, I guess I can't blame you with that point then. Actually, I could still blame you, but whatever.
Waluigi: The only real good Mario Party was Mario Party 3, only because of Waluigi! Whahahaha!
Bowser: I thought that actually made the game worse.
Waluigi: Keep quiet, Koopa Breath!
Bowser: How would you like to be fried... uh... purple stuff! Yeah!
Waluigi: Wah, whatever. On with this Interview, how come some of you are playable and the other Koopa Kids try to ruin the party for the others?!
Koopa Kid: Mr. Bowser wanted one of us to collect all the Stars and not let anyone else win! He sends the others to try to stop the others as well.
Waluigi: Nobody plays as you anyway.
Koopa Kid: Some do!
Waluigi: Why would they want to play as you, when they could be Waluigi!
Lemmy: I usually like to play as Luigi.
Mario: I play as Luigi too!
Waluigi: Be quiet, this is my Interview, and nobody cares if you play as that loser Luigi! Next question then, how come you called Bowser "Dad" and now you call him "Mr. Bowser"? Are you secretly his sons?
Koopa Kid: No, we’re not his sons. Mr. Bowser for some reason wanted us to call him "Dad".
Waluigi: Why, Bowser?
Bowser: You simpletons wouldn't understand! So don't bother trying to get an answer out of me!
Waluigi: Okay then.
Bowser: I won't crack, so don't even try!
Waluigi: I won't.
Bowser: You’d better not, or I'd give you the ol' fire breath!
Waluigi: Ignoring the overgrown turtle, do you guys get paid? You sometimes refer to getting a raise from Bowser.
Koopa Kid: Yes, Bowser gives us a certain amount of money.
Waluigi: Has he ever given you guys a raise?
Koopa Kid: Well... no... which is the reason why we didn't appear in Mario Party 8 or Mario Party DS.
Waluigi: Stopped by money problems? Looks like somebody is a bit cheap!
Bowser: I'm not cheap, workers expect too much! I have to lay the foot down!
Waluigi: So what, you guys still work with that guy?
Koopa Kid: Yes, we came up with a compromise.
Waluigi: Ah, whatever then. Let’s get to the audience questions, I'm tired of asking this loser kid questions! Seat 55!
Mario: How come sometimes you guys give me coins, and most of the time you take coins from me or do other stuff!
Koopa Kid: Well, uh, sometimes I feel a bit generous and lend some coins out...
Bowser: YOU DID WHAT?!
Koopa Kid: But uh... the coins have an awful smell to them!
Bowser: Huh... Well I GUESS that's okay.
Koopa Kid: Whew...
Bowser: I'm not letting you play with your Mario action figures... if you play in the next Mario Party game, that is!
Koopa Kid: Aw man...
Waluigi: Don't worry, I'll give you a Waluigi action figure, the hottest items in stores! Maybe with a new T-Shirt.
Koopa Kid: No thanks.
Waluigi: Your loss. Seat 7.
Monty Mole: How come you stopped being playable in Mario Party 7?
Koopa Kid: Mr. Bowser said he didn't want any of his loyal minions to play in such stupid Mario Party games.
Bowser: I didn't say loyal.
Monty Mole: Oh, okay then.
Waluigi: Let’s get this going, seat-
Bowser: Oh yeah, just totally ignore what I said.
Waluigi: -84.
Dry Bones: What's your guys favorite Mario Party that you've been in?
Koopa Kid: Probably Mario Party 4, considering I liked watching everyone fail at Darts of Doom.
Dry Bones: I hate that Mario Party, the idea of having everyone's birthdays is-
Waluigi: Calm it, you pile of bones.
Dry Bones: I may be bones, but a pile? I think not.
Waluigi: Well, whatever, go rant somewhere else.
Dry Bones: Good day then!
(The Dry Bones leaves.)
Waluigi: Waluigi just told him!
Lemmy: Waluigi should just pick a seat!
Waluigi: Don't do that again, and seat 1!
Bowser: That's me, baby! I'm just sure you're all just dieing to know what I'm going to-
Waluigi: Get on with it!
Bowser: I'll let that slide, toothpick! Now, how come you guys even play with Mario action figures?
Koopa Kid: Uh, so we can have him lose to your action figure, Mr. Bowser!
Bowser: Ah, good then.
Waluigi: And we'll go to the last seat of the Interview. I know, you're all sad to see this Interview coming to a close, but-
Wario: Get on with it!
Waluigi: Hmph, seat 34.
Wario: Why did you switch my coins with Waluigi that one time? He had two coins and I lost all of my 121 coins! You made Waluigi win!
Koopa Kid: It's our job to cause mischief.
Waluigi: Whahahaha! That was awesome that time!
Lemmy: I didn't think this Interview would ever end.
Waluigi: Admit it, you didn't want to see it end!
Lemmy: Uh, yes, I did.
Bowser: I don't know how I even sat through this whole thing!
Waluigi: Wah, say what you want, nobody can get enough of Waluigi! Make sure to watch next Interview, whahahahaha!
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