Red: I missed out on the Interview... What exactly happened?

Ben: I had an Interview with Lemmy and we interviewed Koopa Troopa. Sadly, he was in jail. Toad told me Koopa's free to go. So he will assist me. Lemmy is also an assistant.

Koopa: Hi. My name's John.

Ben: And we will interview Cheep Cheep. Give a good hand to the fish!

(The audience cheers.)

Ben: I brought him a tank so he can breathe.

Cheep Cheep: Actually I can breathe on land, have you played Mario Kart?

Ben: Yes, I forgot because you're a fish. So what are you?

Cheep Cheep: We are half-fish half-bird, and we can fly.

Ben: How come some of you don't fly?

Cheep Cheep: Some of us prefer not to.

John: What's the gender difference?

Cheep Cheep: The red ones are the females and the green ones are males.

Lemmy: What about the red Cheep Cheep in PM2? The one who has the blimp to Glitzville?

Cheep Cheep: He painted himself red. Audience questions. Seat 7.

Toodles: What exactly do you Cheep Cheeps eat?

Cheep Cheep: Fish food, and if some are big enough, plumbers like Mario.

Toodles: Do you eat each other?

(Everyone but Toodles slap their faces.)

Cheep Cheep: Pass.

(Toodles somehow eats her pass uncontrollably.)

Toodles: Aw man, I was going back to Glitzville. >:(

Ben: Seat 100.

Finn: SCHMOW-ZOW!!!

Ben: I think I'm gonna pass on you. Seat 999.

Foo: What's a Spiny Cheep Cheep?

Cheep Cheep: They are baby Porcu-Puffers, which are Boss Basses that were fused with Porcupo DNA.

Ben: I think that's enough about Cheep Cheeps. And we actually did an Interview without horrible problems. END TRANSMISSION!!!

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