Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Iggy: Hello and welcome to... wait... Hey, Author, you typed it backwards! Lemmy says that later!
Author: Sorry.
Iggy: Anyway, today I will interview the Axem Rangers.
Axem Black: We live for disorder!
Axem Red: We fight for evil!
Axem Green: We got it wrong!
Axem Yellow: You're supposed to say "We like what we do".
Green: I meant that we messed up the intro.
Yellow: Yeah, because you didn't say "We like what we do."
Green: No, Red said "We fight for evil" second. He's supposed to say it first.
Red: Sorry. Now then: We fight for evil!
Black: We live for disorder!
Green: We like what we do!
Yellow: We struggle for chaos!
All: We are the Axem Rangers!
Iggy: So, Rangers, what do you specialize in?
Red: I'm physically strong.
Green: I'm proficient in magic.
Black: I make the team look cool.
Pink: I'm a healer.
Yellow: And I can eat 5,672,489 Mushrooms in one sitting. Yes, really.
Iggy: Green, if you're so good at magic, why do you carry an axe?
Green: Because it makes the team look better. Also, it's my wand.
Iggy: How did you get beaten by Peach? That never happens to me, and I'm the second-weakest in my family.
Pink: Well, Green is afraid of heights, so we decided to build a wall around Blade. That way Green couldn't look down. When we finished our wall, Yellow got hungry, so he jumped up and down, yelling "I want food!"
Yellow: It's not my fault you only packed 5,000 of everything!
Pink: Any more and Blade wouldn't be able to fly. Anyway, Yellow's jumping made the wall cave in on us, giving us a significant disadvantage.
Iggy: You remind me of the Koopa Bros. Do you know them?
Yellow: The Koopa Bros? Oh, those guys. They always ask us to sign things, then celebrate for no reason at all.
Red Koopa Bro: An Axem Ranger used our names?! How cool is that?! Wait 'til the others find out about this!
Iggy: Why didn't Smithy make you all physically and magically strong?
Black: Becoming magically strong requires training, which only Green received . Also, Smithy used so much metal on his army of Yaridoviches, he only had a little bit left for us.
Iggy: What do you do for Smithy now?
Red: We just wait until he comes back. We also fight in Roy's Sports Hall and Thumbs' Fight Clu- Forget I said that.
Iggy: Forgotten. Now, how are you alive and also made of metal?
Green: Smithy cast a spell on us. It turns metal and stone to life. He made it himself.
Iggy: That liar! He took that spell from Kamek! Why else are there Thwomps?
Green: Because Kamek took the spell from Smithy!
Iggy (to himself): I don't want an argument to start. I'll kill them now. *out loud* Do you like Yoshis?
Yellow: No. They help Mario and that's not good. In fact, we hate them for turning our Aero friend into a cookie.
Pura: I guess that's my cue.
(Pura tries to launch a shadow ball at the Axem Rangers, but Green counterattacks and knocks Pura out.)
Iggy: Green, you're my new security guard.
Dark Koopa: Darn. I wanted him.
Pura: Yay! I stay with Dark!
Thumbs: Noo! I'm stuck with Pura!
Pura: Wait. I'm up, so I can kill the Axem Ra-
(Green hits Pura with Static E.)
Pura: BLAGIDABLAGIDABLAGIDAAG! End Transmission!
Roy: Larry? Is that you?
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