Sayaman: Hey Cream, we’ve got an Interview to do!
Cream: Already? It hasn’t even been a full week since our last one.
Sayaman: Yeah, but I’m feeling it today.
Cream: Okay.
Sayaman: But first, Badyoyo wants to know how you know me.
Cream: Well, I met you the first time you came to Mobius while Eggman was in the middle of one of his schemes. Afterwards we became friends.
Sayaman: Well, that should cover the explanation. Now for the Interview.
Cream: Who is it?
Sayaman: Hooktail.
Cream: You mean that big, scary dragon who eats Koopas like you for a snack?
Sayaman: She doesn’t really scare me that much, since I’m more of a dragon guy.
Cream: Oh, really?
Sayaman: Yeah, but just in case, I’m having a friend of mine, who is also a dragon, join me in the audience.
Cream: Really, who?
Sayaman: You’ll see.
(The audience walks in and takes their seats, leaving one dragon-sized seat visible.)
Sayaman: He should be coming now.
(He clicks a button on a remote and the ceiling slides open.)
Cream: I didn’t know the ceiling could do that.
(A big, dark purple, Zebethian dragon – Ridley - flies in and takes a seat.)
Sayaman: Well, the whole audience is here. Hello, and welcome to-
Lemmy: -Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Sayaman: Today we are interviewing Hooktail!
Ridley: YEAH!
(Hooktail flies in and lands on the stage while the ceiling closes.)
Hooktail: Hi. I’m glad you could take the time to interview me.
Sayaman: You’re nicer than I thought you’d be.
Hooktail: Well, I guess I’m just in a good mood today.
Cream: Anyway, on to questions. How does just hearing a cricket chirp make you sick?
Hooktail: Well, during the battle I did explain that I ate one once and got a stomach ache. But I guess I didn’t explain how traumatized I was. Imagine a huge, powerful dragon being crippled by a mere stomach ache. It’s just a scary thought.
Ridley: I know what you mean.
Sayaman: Ridley, did I say the audience could talk?
Ridley: I guess not, Blake.
Sayaman: And don’t use my real name around here.
Cream: Back to questions. So, how old are you?
Hooktail: I’m ancient, but not that old in Plit dragon years. I’m probably about the same age as Ridley.
Sayaman: When you were vulnerable, why did you ask Mario if he wanted to smell your feet? That’s just nasty.
Hooktail: He’s an idiot. And I happen to bathe and wear perfume, you know.
Sayaman: Really? I don’t smell anyone’s perfume except Wendy’s.
Hooktail: It’s special perfume only dragons can smell.
Ridley: And I love it!
Sayaman: How well do you get along with your brothers?
Hooktail: Well, Gloomtail’s all right. We get along like a brother and sister should. But Bonetail is kinda creepy since he’s a skeleton. I mean, we get along, I just wouldn’t want to see him when it’s dark and late at night.
Cream: Do you still work for anyone?
Hooktail: No, not really, although it is getting kinda boring not working for anyone.
Sayaman: Time for audience questions. Seat OCEAN.
Wendy: Did you notice that mouse tramp with the red mask hid a chest in your room?
Hooktail: No, I was out doing some errands.
Cream: Seat PIRATEDRAGON.
Ridley: Are you single?
(About a half hour later)
Hooktail: So you’ll pick me up around 7.
Ridley: Yep. First I’ll take you to dinner, then to my place to get to know you better.
Sayaman: Ahem. Could we please?
Ridley and Hooktail: Oh, sorry.
Cream: Seat CUTEBOO.
Bow: How did you feel about everyone thinking you were a guy for a while?
Hooktail: It was awful! People kept calling me names and nobody flirted with me.
Sayaman: Seat TOUGHIDIOT.
Roy: Who put the names on these chairs?
Sayaman: Just ask your question.
Roy: Do you think you could take King Dad?
Hooktail: Well, since just laying eyes on my brother in one of Dark Koopa’s Interviews turned him into a wuss, I’d say I could take him.
Bowser: Is someone challenging… @#$%.!
(He runs away screaming.)
Cream: Seat YOSHI.
Yoshi: What pretty dragon’s favorite food?
Hooktail: Well thank you. That would be fried Paratroopa.
Sayaman: Just one more, seat YOSHIKOOPA.
Karma: How would you feel about appearing in another game?
Hooktail: I’d be happy to have a second chance to be a decent boss in the series or just be better known.
Cream: Okay, one last question. Why are your wings so small in comparison to the rest of your body?
Hooktail: That’s just the way the graphics were in the game. My wings are really about as big as they should be for a dragon my size.
Sayaman: Well, bye Hooktail.
Hooktail: Bye everyone.
(She flies off as the ceiling opens)
Sayaman: Hey Ridley, good luck on your date. ;)
Ridley: Thanks, man.
Sayaman: See you-
Cream: -next time on-
Lemmy: -Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Sayaman: End transmission.
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