Waluigi: Listen, Buster! Waluigi wants Ashley to be interviewed next!
Badyoyo: But she's too uninteresting!
Waluigi: Too bad! Waluigi time!
(Waluigi turns Badyoyo into a duck.)
Badyoyo: ... How about we make it up to you and have you do the next Iinterview?
Waluigi: Waluigi love that! ... But Waluigi want to do that with Mashi.
Lakione: But he blasted off like Team Rocket!
Lakitwo: We need more money, I have to wash my hands in a bucket.
???: I'll replace Mashi.
(Soon to be): Who are you?
(A Goomba holding a hammer comes into the room.)
The Goomba: I take it you need another host. I'll gladly be of assistance.
Waluigi: Waluigi asks who are you?
The Goomba: I'm known as birby6 the Goomba.
Waluigi: A Goomba hosting an Interview? Waluigi laughs at that.
(birby6 bashes Waluigi with the hammer.)
birby6: Do you laugh at it now?
Badyoyo: Can we just get this over with, please?
Waluigi: Fine, duck boy.
Badyoyo: Well, where's our interviewee?
Waluigi: Waluigi wanted it to be Ashley, but now we have no one.
Badyoyo: Is there anyone out in the audience who wants to be interviewed?
(A Shy Guy raises his hand.)
Badyoyo: Good enough.
(Birby6 pulls a remote out of thin air and presses a button. A catapult emerges under the Shy Guy and launches him onstage.)
Waluigi: Where did you get that?
Birby6: I just recently got it from a medieval festival!
Waluigi: Which festival?
Birby6: Knights R Us.
Waluigi: Waluigi must go there someday.
Birby6: Let’s start the Interview. Why-
Waluigi: Waluigi wants to start the Interview! Now shut up! Question 1, where do you live?
Badyoyo: Hold up! This is my Interview studio and we ask who this person is first!
Waluigi: Too bad, Waluigi Time!
(Waluigi has Max fall on Duckyoyo.)
Duckyoyo: Duckyoyo?
(He's also changed your name.)
Waluigi: Waluigi's question stands.
Shy Guy: I currently live in Salvo the Slime's Castle.
Birby6: Interesting. Now's my question BEFORE WALUIGI RUINED IT.
(Birby6 looks around for Waluigi, but sees he disappeared.)
Duckyoyo: Where'd he go?
(Soon to be): Beats me.
Birby6: Good riddance. Anyway, why do you wear a mask?
Shy Guy: Well mainly because the normal Shy Guy does not have the ability to breathe on Plit without a mask.
Duckyoyo: What about the few times your mask came off?
Shy Guy: We can breathe for up to one minute on Plit.
Duckyoyo: Since Waluigi ran off, (soon to be), take his place.
Crowd: Booo!
Duckyoyo: Well I'm not going to do this as a duck!
(Soon to be): *sigh* Anyway, how does your mask help you breathe on Plit?
Shy Guy: You see, E. Gadd created these masks when Shy Guys were first born.
Birby6: Remind me later to get E. Gadd to invent something for me.
(Suddenly Waluigi bursts through the doors with armor on.)
Waluigi: Waluigi likes Knights R Us! Waluigi got cool armor, a long lance, and this morning star thingy!
(Waluigi spears an innocent Yoshi with his lance.)
Birby6: You do know you speared a Yoshi?
Waluigi: Yeah, why?
Birby6: I like you already!
(Soon to be): Hey! This is my Interview!
(Waluigi whacks (Soon to be) with a morning star.)
Waluigi: Back to the Interview! How can you randomly pop out of the ground?
Shy Guy: We Shy Guys can sense where a Yoshi is, and have made an underground transport system on Yoshi's Island that's just offscreen.
Waluigi: Do you use this outside of Yoshi's Island!
Shy Guy: No, we only have enough of a budget to make one around Yoshi's Island.
Birby6: Have you ever considered robbing a bank?
Shy Guy: There are no banks around Yoshi’s Island!
Birby6: Then what's that?
(Birby6 points to a huge building on Yoshis Island with a money sign on it. Wario raises his hand.)
Wario: Actually that's the building my apprentice set up so I can sell my microgames to Yoshis.
Waluigi: Next question! Why are Shy Guys so many different colors?
Shy Guy: You see., Shy Guys are born into a certain tribe depending on their color. These cool duds are really our skin.
Birby6: Can you also tell which color each of us is?
Shy Guy: Yes.
Waluigi: Waluigi wants to know what color he is!
(Shy Guy inspects Waluigi, noticing his PURPLE clothes.)
Shy Guy: You're… green.
Waluigi: GREEN?! WALUIGI CAN'T BE GREEN!
(Waluigi attempts to stab Shy Guy with his lance, but is being held off by Birby6.)
Birby6: You can't kill Shy Guy! Think of your ratings!
(Waluigi ignores him and tries to get past Birby6 in pure rage.)
Duckyoyo: Quack!
Lakione: Badyoyo's turning more into a duck.
Lakitwo: Duck!
Lakione: That didn't rhyme-
(Lakitwo pulls down Lakione to just miss a large mass of green paint, which hits Waluigi.)
Ngin: Where did that come from?
(Duckyoyo is seen holding his wand in his beak.)
Waluigi: Huh, Waluigi is green. Back to the Interview. Why did you and your tribe join Bowser?
Shy Guy: We were intercepted by Kamek, and then forced to work in King Bowser's army.
Waluigi: So you're slaves?
Shy Guy: No, we get five coins a day, so we're sort of like indentured servants. Only we never go home.
Birby6: Servant? I need one. By the way, what's my color?
(Shy Guy inspects Birby6.)
Shy Guy: You're pink.
Birby6: PINK?! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
(He goes to beat up the Shy Guy, but the two Lakitus block the way.)
Lakione: You can't beat up the Shy Guy!
Lakitwo: The ratings will plummet if you make him die!
(Shy Guy inspects Lakione, Lakitwo, Ngin, and Duckyoyo.)
Shy Guy: Judging everyone else too, Lakione is magenta, Lakitwo is purple, Ngin is hot pink, and Duckyoyo is dull gray.
Duckyoyo: Quack! Quack! Quack!
(Badyoyo turns everyone those colors.)
Badyoyo: Hey, I turned back into myself again!
Waluigi: Too bad, Waluigi Time!
(Waluigi turns Badyoyo into a Goomba.)
Waluigi: Back to the Interview... again! What's your job in Salvo's Castle?
Shy Guy: I have the job of turning the crank to move the spiked balls.
Waluigi: Maybe Waluigi can use spiked balls with his lance.
Shy Guy: You do know you have a morning star, right?
Waluigi: A star? Where?
(Birby6 looks at Badyoyo.)
Birby6: You don't look half bad. Do we have time for audience questions?
Badyoyo: Fine.
Waluigi: Seat 56!
Boo: Why don't you just stop moving the crank when it's perfectly vertical so Yoshi can't get past?
Shy Guy: We can't see what position the spiked ball is, so we can't determine where it is and just go as fast as we can.
Birby6: Interesting! Seat 43!
Porky Minch: What's under your mask?
Badyoyo: How did he get into my studio?
Waluigi: Earthbound is awesome! Waluigi let him in.
Shy Guy: Anyway.
(Shy Guy lifts up his mask to, showing a black face with yellow eyes. He quickly puts it back on.)
Shy Guy: *gasp!* I hate this air!
Badyoyo: Another question, when did we splatter Luigi in green paint?
(Flashback to Birby pouring green paint on Luigi on his way to the studio.)
Birby6: Ummmm... I don't know! Seat 91!
Ganondorf: How did the slim, seed-spitting Shy Guys get so slim?
Shy Guy: Why are we getting villains in here?
(Meanwhile, Waluigi is at the entrance to the studio, giving away free tickets to the show.)
Waluigi: Right this way, King Dedede!
King Dedede: Thanks!
(He goes in.)
Waluigi: Master Hand, come on in!
Master Hand: ...
(He goes in. Bowser comes up.)
Waluigi: Sorry, you're not allowed.
Bowser: WHAT?! I'm a villain too!
Waluigi: And a pathetic one. Waluigi remembers you don't know your own name!
Bowser: I do too. It's, uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Back onstage…
Birby6: Who cares about the villains? Just answer the question, Shy Guy.
Shy Guy: The "seeds" are actually Shy Guy fat.
Badyoyo: Ew.
Waluigi: You in seat KOOPA KING!
Badyoyo: Wait a minute, I got rid of letter seats since S. Koopa did an Interview with me.
(Bowser jumps out of his doomship and through a giant window.)
Bowser: I want to know, why you are always on Yoshi's side in baseball instead of mine?
Waluigi: Hey! I banned you from the studio!
Bowser picks up Waluigi by the throat and hurls him out the door.
Bowser: Answer the question!
Shy Guy: You picked the others in the draft, remember?
*Flashback*
Bowser: All right, I'm drafting Dry Bones, Hammer Bro, and Fire Bro to my team!
Minions not on Bowser's Team: What about us?
Bowser: Be quiet and find another team!
Koopalings: What about us?
Bowser: Be quiet and find another game!
*End Flashback*
(All the villains in their seats see Bowser throw Waluigi across the studio, and all get out of their seats.)
Villians: YAY, RIOT!
(All the villains get in a big fight. Even Birby6 is fighting, and he's currently chewing on K. Rool's arm.)
Waluigi: Waluigi demands control!
(Waluigi gets hit in the gut by Andross, and Queen Bulbax destroys multiple pieces of equipment.)
Badyoyo: Tikimon... some help here.
(Tikimon claps all 4 of his giant hands, making everyone shut up.)
Badyoyo: Everyone can riot after the show is over, but right now, it's time for the Wheel!
Ngin: Of!
Max: Pain!
(Tikimon spins it, and it lands on...)
Badyoyo: Have every villain in the studio beat you up!
(Everyone starts beating up Shy Guy.)
Badyoyo: Hey, I want some of that!
(Badyoyo drinks a white potion and becomes his good old Magikoopa self, he then goes into the crowd along with Tikimon. Waluigi slowly pulls himself up to the camera.
Waluigi: End... transmission.
(Transmission ended)
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